# Getting clobbered by a flung toilet has got to be the most humiliating way to die **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 3, 2005, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/getting-clobbered-by-a-flung-toilet-has-got-to-be-the-most-humiliating-way-to-die/297503 "2005-04-03T07:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Incubus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c68b51/32.png) [@Incubus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Incubus)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2005, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/getting-clobbered-by-a-flung-toilet-has-got-to-be-the-most-humiliating-way-to-die/297503/1 "2005-04-03T07:37:07Z")
I was playing Half-Life 2 deathmatch with my brother at a LAN cafe and we were having a blast with the gravity gun. For those unfamiliar, the gravity gun can be used to ‘grab’ objecs in the game and hurl them. One of the objects you can hurl is a toilet! I was having a great time using creative ways to knock people into the next plane of existence. Another fun thing was to hurl several filing cabinets/barrels/toilets up the air at random, only to have another player inexplicably get crushed to death by the incoming rain of debris. ---
**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2005, 8:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/getting-clobbered-by-a-flung-toilet-has-got-to-be-the-most-humiliating-way-to-die/297503/2 "2005-04-03T08:45:00Z")
I still think that autoerotic asphyxiation would be worse. ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2005, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/getting-clobbered-by-a-flung-toilet-has-got-to-be-the-most-humiliating-way-to-die/297503/3 "2005-04-03T15:02:30Z")
> [@Incubus](#): > > One of the objects you can hurl is a toilet! I was having a great time using creative ways to knock people into the next plane of existence. So, where were you when the shit hit the man? ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2005, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/getting-clobbered-by-a-flung-toilet-has-got-to-be-the-most-humiliating-way-to-die/297503/4 "2005-04-03T15:29:47Z")
> [@Snooooopy](#): > > I still think that autoerotic asphyxiation would be worse. Breaking one’s neck while autofellating would have to be right up there. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2005, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/getting-clobbered-by-a-flung-toilet-has-got-to-be-the-most-humiliating-way-to-die/297503/5 "2005-04-03T15:38:12Z")
I thought this was going to be about _The Boondock Saints_. ---
**Author:** ![pilot141](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e0b2c6/32.png) [@pilot141](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pilot141)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2005, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/getting-clobbered-by-a-flung-toilet-has-got-to-be-the-most-humiliating-way-to-die/297503/6 "2005-04-03T22:00:35Z")
To **Incubus** : Did you notice that after you kill someone by flinging something at them the death symbol is a flying toilet? Classic! My buddy and I sometimes find unpopulated servers and go 1v1 with a “Grav-gun only” rule. It makes for some frantic moments!