# Getting it on with Progressive Rock

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/getting-it-on-with-progressive-rock/722025>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [June 9, 2015, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/getting-it-on-with-progressive-rock/722025 "2015-06-09T00:53:45Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![Wallace\_The\_Lad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/43a26b/32.png) [@Wallace\_The\_Lad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wallace_The_Lad)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2015, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/getting-it-on-with-progressive-rock/722025/81 "2015-06-13T01:03:58Z")

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“Gerr th’ ideeur cross aroun’ t’ track  
Underneyth th’ flank ay thorooghbred racin’ chasers.  
Gittin th’ feel aarse eur riva flows. Wuld yews li’ ta gang nip oan n shoite th’  
mounteeam masses?  
An’ ‘eear theur stan’ neya talla den th’ girse sees.  
An’ shoods theur chuffin’ pure chase sae stoner.  
Th’ troof o’ spoarts plays rings aroond theur.”  
Hint: one of the cornerstone bands of Prog

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**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2015, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/getting-it-on-with-progressive-rock/722025/82 "2015-06-13T01:16:01Z")

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YES. But you have a funny accent.

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2015, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/getting-it-on-with-progressive-rock/722025/83 "2015-06-13T01:23:03Z")

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> [@Wallace\_The\_Lad](#):
>
> Wallace gots two message boards.
> 
> One is full-up and I’m not gonna pay for more space.  
> The other is a nasty, nasty place. Not for those with - as the Drake documentary has it - a skin too few.

With [two](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=18421638&postcount=48) [notes](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=18425988&postcount=23) and [two](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=18428739&postcount=53) [warnings](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=18433577&postcount=2) in _less than a week since you’ve registered_, it’s been decided that the mods will help you get away from this nasty, nasty place.

This topic is closed, but if anyone who is not banned would like to continue the discussion, feel free to make another.

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