# Getting tired of the moderators

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/getting-tired-of-the-moderators/65795>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 18, 2001, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/getting-tired-of-the-moderators/65795 "2001-05-18T05:59:02Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 13\
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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2001, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/getting-tired-of-the-moderators/65795/21 "2001-05-18T18:11:28Z")

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> \*Originally posted by JillGat \*  
> \*\*Okay, unlike some people I DO have a job, so it’s off the message board and back to government work for me. - Jill \*\*

Yeah, _right_! 😃

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2001, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/getting-tired-of-the-moderators/65795/22 "2001-05-18T18:17:56Z")

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> \*Originally posted by JillGat \*  
> **Okay, unlike some people I DO have a job, so it’s off the message board and back to government work for me.**

Isn’t “government work” in the same vein as “Microsoft Works”…i.e., and oxymoron? 😃

jayjay

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2001, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/getting-tired-of-the-moderators/65795/23 "2001-05-18T22:51:23Z")

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> Getting tired of the moderators

'Kay.

Bye.

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**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/getting-tired-of-the-moderators/65795/24 "2001-05-19T01:56:15Z")

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Some days, the ol’ sig seems especially appropriate.

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**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/getting-tired-of-the-moderators/65795/25 "2001-05-19T03:21:40Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Studoggie \*  
> \*\*In the general questions area. I posted that I was an accounting student looking for a summer job and wanted to know if someone could make a suggestion(Perhaps my wording wasn’t the best, but it wasn’t like I posted a resume or anything). I then get my message kicked off the board and told not to write any such message ever again. Geez c’mon, I realize noone wants this to become some sort of employment board, but does anyone really think that would happen? I wasn’t even really expecting much of a response(I only got one sarcastic one about McDonalds) I suggest to you that if my question was invalid then any technical questions (such as computer technical problems) are also invalid.(Who wants this to be a tech board?)
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> I’m sure that noone would respond anyway as I kinda got mad at Lynn, but I mean Geez, can’t anyone get a life? Is it really that big of a deal? \*\*

Actually, you wanted to know if anyone wanted to hire you. In effect, you posted a “position wanted” ad, and you posted your credentials, such as they are. Advertising is strictly and expressly forbidden on this message board. I routinely remove such postings, it’s one of my first priorities. If you want to advertise, you’re gonna have to pay. There’s a reason for this. Look at just about ANY unmoderated newsgroup. The spam pretty much makes the newsgroups unreadable now.

By the way, as a general rule, if a new poster starts such a thread (one that’s pure advertisement), I usually just yank posting privileges, I don’t issue any warnings. Consider yourself lucky. You should also consider yourself lucky in that I was and am replying as a staff member, instead of as another poster, so I am not using the language that I would prefer.

Lynn  
Administrator  
For the Straight Dope

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**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/getting-tired-of-the-moderators/65795/26 "2001-05-19T03:43:42Z")

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I think there is a typo in the OP that has lead to a general misunderstanding about **Studoggie** ’s intentions. I’m pretty sure the first sentence should read “I posted I was _a counting_ student looking for a summer job…” You see, he finally finished the second grade and is ready to finally get a job and move out of mom and dad’s basement.

I think we should all be a little more supportive. There aren’t many jobs that will meet **Studoggie** ’s “special needs”, and we should give him all the help we can to find one.

Maybe he could be the guy who stands by the donut conveyer at Krispy Kreme and picks out all the squashed ones. No, cancel that – he might touch the other donuts too.

(fixed coding - Jill)

[Edited by JillGat on 05-19-2001 at 08:29 PM]

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**Author:** ![Protesilaus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Protesilaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Protesilaus)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/getting-tired-of-the-moderators/65795/27 "2001-05-19T04:15:31Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Giraffe \*  
> \*\*Maybe he could be the guy who stands by the donut conveyer at Krispy Kreme and picks out all the squashed ones. No, cancel that – he might touch the other donuts too. \*\*

What if we gave him a long pointy stick like those people who pick up trash by the side of the road? That’d keep him at a safe distance.

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/getting-tired-of-the-moderators/65795/28 "2001-05-19T05:39:35Z")

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Protesilaus: You really want to trust this guy with a pointy stick? I think you over-estimate him.

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**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/getting-tired-of-the-moderators/65795/29 "2001-05-19T06:02:24Z")

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Maybe we can hire him as the guy who distracts Barney when the beer delivery truck arrives.

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**Author:** ![Daemon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Daemon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daemon)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/getting-tired-of-the-moderators/65795/30 "2001-05-19T06:06:25Z")

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Maybe you could replace [this guy](http://chroniclesofgeorge.nanc.com/).

Maybe not…

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**Author:** ![Protesilaus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Protesilaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Protesilaus)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/getting-tired-of-the-moderators/65795/31 "2001-05-19T06:19:20Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Nimune \*  
> \*\*Protesilaus: You really want to trust this guy with a pointy stick? I think you over-estimate him. \*\*

Well, if the stick proves too complex, we could have a Darwin Award on our hands. The way I see it, it’s a win/win situation.

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/getting-tired-of-the-moderators/65795/32 "2001-05-19T22:31:32Z")

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Well, OK, but YOU guys pay for my radiator if he can’t stay off the tarmac. Deal?

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2001, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/getting-tired-of-the-moderators/65795/33 "2001-05-20T01:58:20Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Protesilaus \*  
> What if we gave him a long pointy stick like those people who pick up trash by the side of the road? That’d keep him at a safe distance.

No . . . give everyone ELSE long, pointy sticks to keep him away.

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