# Ghosts say “Boo!” and we do too! (October mini-rants)

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 1, 2022, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ghosts-say-boo-and-we-do-too-october-mini-rants/972531 "2022-10-01T02:58:02Z")\
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**Author:** ![aruvqan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aruvqan/32/2891_2.png) [@aruvqan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aruvqan)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2022, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ghosts-say-boo-and-we-do-too-october-mini-rants/972531/81 "2022-10-05T21:05:48Z")

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> [@chela](#):
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> until I saw the beady eyes of a mouse face, just the tiny head. The cat leaves behind the head and an organ the color and shape of a garbanzo bean

We taught Banzai to take his prey and eat/play with it in the bath tub - we would find a lonely little head and some kidney bean shaped purplish green organ …

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**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2022, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ghosts-say-boo-and-we-do-too-october-mini-rants/972531/82 "2022-10-05T22:36:07Z")

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My grandboss has a container of fun-sized candy bars on a table in his office and he encourages us to come in and pick up a couple any time there’s not a meeting in there. That’s both good and bad. What’s annoying me is that so many of the wrappers develop a charge of static electricity and stick to my fingers, making tossing them in the wastebasket an odd hand dance. getoffgetoffgetoff

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**Author:** ![Mama\_Zappa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Mama\_Zappa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Zappa)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2022, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ghosts-say-boo-and-we-do-too-october-mini-rants/972531/83 "2022-10-05T22:41:49Z")

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> [@Atamasama](#):
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> Toilet spray is something I endorse. I usually keep some kind of deodorizing spray in the bathrooms at home.

There are deodorizing sprays / air fresheners, and there are the sort that supposedly [“seal in”](https://www.amazon.com/Poo-Pourri-Before-You-Go-Toilet-Bottle-Original/dp/B0108XRDJE?th=1) the aroma. I have not tried these (I suspect they would not be up to the task in our household).

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2022, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ghosts-say-boo-and-we-do-too-october-mini-rants/972531/84 "2022-10-05T22:56:56Z")

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> [@Mama\_Zappa](#):
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> There are deodorizing sprays / air fresheners, and there are the sort that supposedly [“seal in”](https://www.amazon.com/Poo-Pourri-Before-You-Go-Toilet-Bottle-Original/dp/B0108XRDJE?th=1) the aroma.

Lysol is supposed to chemically neutralize odors by killing airborne bacteria that causes the odors. That’s typically what I use.

Febreze works differently by using cyclodextrins, which are glucose molecules that form rings, and capture aromatic molecules in them.

My wife’s allergies are set off by Febreze, otherwise we’d probably use that too.

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**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2022, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ghosts-say-boo-and-we-do-too-october-mini-rants/972531/85 "2022-10-05T23:21:37Z")

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Minor rant- I forgot to get a memorial candle to light before sundown on Yom Kippur.

Major Anti Rant- While looking for a memorial candle, I found a mysterious plastic bag. In the bag was a bunch of flash paper and a pouch of flash cotton. While doing further looking, I found a small can of smoke powder.

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**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2022, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ghosts-say-boo-and-we-do-too-october-mini-rants/972531/86 "2022-10-06T00:00:22Z")

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> [@Mama\_Zappa](#):
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> There are deodorizing sprays / air fresheners, and there are the sort that supposedly [“seal in”](https://www.amazon.com/Poo-Pourri-Before-You-Go-Toilet-Bottle-Original/dp/B0108XRDJE?th=1) the aroma. I have not tried these (I suspect they would not be up to the task in our household).

One member of my household believes that if you’ve wrecked the bathroom, you need to light a candle. I am not going to argue the assumed process.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2022, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ghosts-say-boo-and-we-do-too-october-mini-rants/972531/87 "2022-10-06T00:59:47Z")

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> [@DocCathode](#):
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> Minor rant- I forgot to get a memorial candle to light before sundown on Yom Kippur.

> [@Yllaria](#):
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> One member of my household believes that if you’ve wrecked the bathroom, you need to light a candle.

Am I misunderstanding what a memorial candle is?

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**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2022, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ghosts-say-boo-and-we-do-too-october-mini-rants/972531/88 "2022-10-06T01:02:59Z")

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Just in case I was unclear- In Judaism you light a candle to remember the departed on the anniversary of their death on the Jewish calendar, and before the Day Of Atonement. I thought I was out of memorial candles (they are thick and designed to last about 24 hours. and come in thick glass holders.). I thought I had an electric memorial candle. But that seems to be at my Mom’s place.

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2022, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ghosts-say-boo-and-we-do-too-october-mini-rants/972531/89 "2022-10-06T02:31:38Z")

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> [@Yllaria](#):
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> My grandboss has a container of fun-sized candy bars on a table in his office and he encourages us to come in and pick up a couple…

Arrrrgh! Some workplaces make it so tough to lose weight.  
In the college where I worked, I swear the admins sitting at the front desk of each office made it a competition. I had to walk right past fluffy donuts, homemade ginger cookies, croissants from the French patisserie…it was hell.

I had to invent the Necco Diet. Pick some really small treat that you love and crunch on that as you walked right by temptation.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2022, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ghosts-say-boo-and-we-do-too-october-mini-rants/972531/90 "2022-10-06T02:48:37Z")

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> [@DocCathode](#):
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> Minor rant- I forgot to get a memorial candle to light before sundown on Yom Kippur.
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> Major Anti Rant- While looking for a memorial candle, I found a mysterious plastic bag. In the bag was a bunch of flash paper and a pouch of flash cotton. While doing further looking, I found a small can of smoke powder.

You should have bought it. That way, you could say “Forgot the memorial candle. BRB.” Then you set off the smoke/flash, and emerge from the cloud of smoke with the candle in your hand. Ta-da!

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**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2022, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ghosts-say-boo-and-we-do-too-october-mini-rants/972531/91 "2022-10-06T04:16:27Z")

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> [@Atamasama](#):
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> Am I misunderstanding what a memorial candle is?

Just in case it wasn’t a joke, the bathroom candle is not a memorial candle.

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**Author:** ![aruvqan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aruvqan/32/2891_2.png) [@aruvqan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aruvqan)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2022, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ghosts-say-boo-and-we-do-too-october-mini-rants/972531/92 "2022-10-06T04:30:58Z")

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> [@Mama\_Zappa](#):
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> There are deodorizing sprays / air fresheners

I have an ostomy, and there are a number of [products](https://www.amazon.com/s?k=colostomy+deodorizer&gclid=Cj0KCQjw1vSZBhDuARIsAKZlijRgKUUx0QIoKaEJOc-dyk7LniK46ik7Cv-oeGLV0IFUbwYacnd4BGYaAhAoEALw_wcB&hvadid=580907772468&hvdev=c&hvlocphy=9003285&hvnetw=g&hvqmt=e&hvrand=8812332179874224158&hvtargid=kwd-4968659453&hydadcr=28940_14571539&tag=googhydr-20&ref=pd_sl_85spn060zp_e) sold to drip into your collecting bag to hide or neutralize poo odors [not sure about urostomies, I don’t think it comes up much with pee?] I tried 2 different ones that were given to me by the [WOC](https://www.wocn.org/become-a-woc-nurse/) nurse and I discovered a couple drops of mouthwash or if I was out and in an emergency a couple tictacs worked just as well.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2022, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ghosts-say-boo-and-we-do-too-october-mini-rants/972531/93 "2022-10-06T04:58:05Z")

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Believe me, it was an attempt at one.

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**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2022, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ghosts-say-boo-and-we-do-too-october-mini-rants/972531/94 "2022-10-06T14:01:25Z")

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I cannot get Retro Arch to work properly. Retro Arch is a very good multi emulator. Lately, I’ve been using it to replay Zelda Occarina Of Time. I had to reboot my computer this morning. When I tried bringing up Retro Arch, I got a different screen then usual. It wouldn’t respond to my game pad. It wouldn’t respond to the mouse. When I load content and rom, nothing happens.

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**Post date:** [October 6, 2022, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ghosts-say-boo-and-we-do-too-october-mini-rants/972531/95 "2022-10-06T14:33:23Z")

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and a good one i laughed. it was a humourous sequence. the bathroom candle could be a memorial to a good meal…

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**Author:** ![Ann\_Hedonia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ann_hedonia/32/319_2.png) [@Ann\_Hedonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Hedonia)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2022, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ghosts-say-boo-and-we-do-too-october-mini-rants/972531/96 "2022-10-06T15:04:43Z")

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> [@digs](#):
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> > [@Yllaria](#):
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> > My grandboss has a container of fun-sized candy bars on a table in his office and he encourages us to come in and pick up a couple…
> 
> Arrrrgh! Some workplaces make it so tough to lose weight.  
> In the college where I worked, I swear the admins sitting at the front desk of each office made it a competition. I had to walk right past fluffy donuts, homemade ginger cookies, croissants from the French patisserie…it was hell.
> 
> I had to invent the Necco Diet. Pick some really small treat that you love and crunch on that as you walked right by temptation.

FWIW, I lived in an apartment above a 24 hour Dunkin Donuts for 12 years. The kitchen vent was directly below my bedroom window

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**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2022, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ghosts-say-boo-and-we-do-too-october-mini-rants/972531/97 "2022-10-06T15:10:10Z")

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> [@Ann\_Hedonia](#):
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> FWIW, I lived in an apartment above a 24 hour Dunkin Donuts for 12 years. The kitchen vent was directly below my bedroom window

Ouch.

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**Post date:** [October 6, 2022, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ghosts-say-boo-and-we-do-too-october-mini-rants/972531/98 "2022-10-06T15:33:19Z")

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This is weird.

Last night I succumbed to temptation and ordered a pizza delivered. What I received from Papa John’s\* was…peculiar. Instead of being round, the pizza was squared off at one end, some crust missing, and a couple of pieces consisted of folded-over crust without toppings. All in all it was pretty good but not what I expected.

Today I get an e-mail from Papa John’s saying “We’re sorry”.

“At Papa Johns, we’re committed to making every part of your pizza experience better. We know your recent delivery wasn’t up to our usual standards and we want to make it right. Use the link below to get a **50% off regular menu price** with your next order.”

That’s nice - but if they knew they were making me substandard pizza, they could have done something about it at the time.

\*I know, but pizza options in this burg are limited. Domino’s delivers to outlyiing areas like mine but my one experience with them was semi-awful.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2022, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ghosts-say-boo-and-we-do-too-october-mini-rants/972531/99 "2022-10-06T20:06:08Z")

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> [@DocCathode](#):
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> When I tried bringing up Retro Arch, I got a different screen then usual. It wouldn’t respond to my game pad. It wouldn’t respond to the mouse. When I load content and rom, nothing happens.

I feel your pain. I love emulators. I’m not familiar with that one though. I mostly do SNES emulators. I remember having an N64 one a while back and played Ocarina of Time on it with an old controller and a USB adapter.

I hope you get it figured out. Being able to play those games on a PC is a real treat.

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**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2022, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ghosts-say-boo-and-we-do-too-october-mini-rants/972531/100 "2022-10-06T20:07:47Z")

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Thanks. I tried running an NES game in RA to get more information. The game played, but with no sound and you could see the desktop through the game screen. I’m currently running virus and malware scans.

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