# Giant Battle Monsters, featuring Guinastasia and Libertarian. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 25, 2003, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giant-battle-monsters-featuring-guinastasia-and-libertarian/203801 "2003-09-25T18:11:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Gadfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@Gadfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadfly)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giant-battle-monsters-featuring-guinastasia-and-libertarian/203801/1 "2003-09-25T18:11:06Z")
GUINASTASIA Strength: 9 Agility: 12 Intelligence: 9 Guinastasia is a Giant Dragon that Stomps Around a Lot, moves at Great Speed, and has Staring Red Eyes. vs LIBERTARIAN Strength: 9 Agility: 4 Intelligence: 5 Libertarian is a Giant Ape that breathes Fire, can Generate Electricity, and has Webbed Feet and Tough Leathery Skin. WHO WILL PREVAIL? [http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi](http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi)? att=Guinastasia&def=Libertarian&a=S Oh yeah. I think I’ve found my new addiction. Post your own stats and novelty fights here! GADFLY Strength: 9 Agility: 4 Intelligence: 8 Gadfly is a Giant Robot that dislikes Modern Architecture, is Covered in Spines, and has Suckers on its Feet. ---
**Author:** ![Gadfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@Gadfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadfly)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giant-battle-monsters-featuring-guinastasia-and-libertarian/203801/2 "2003-09-25T18:12:51Z")
Erp, URL messed up. All together now: http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi?att=Guinastasia&def=Libertarian&a=S]WHO WILL PREVAIL? ---
**Author:** ![Gadfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@Gadfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadfly)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giant-battle-monsters-featuring-guinastasia-and-libertarian/203801/3 "2003-09-25T18:17:17Z")
…Screw Giant Battle Monsters. This is what happens when Hasty Posters Attack. I hope this works… [Who will prevail?](http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi?att=Guinastasia&def=Libertarian&a=S) ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giant-battle-monsters-featuring-guinastasia-and-libertarian/203801/4 "2003-09-25T18:25:21Z")
Well, the graphics were great but after that there wasn’t much to it (i.e., the site just compares numbers and says “pick a stat”). Plus all the pop-ups that came along for the ride … but that’s most any site anymore (except SDMB – oops hope I didn’t jinx it!) ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giant-battle-monsters-featuring-guinastasia-and-libertarian/203801/5 "2003-09-25T18:27:47Z")
Bippy the Beardless is a Giant Robot that controls the Weather and Human Thought, and has a Long, Prehensile Tongue. Strength: 9 Agility: 5 Intelligence:8 I can live with that, and it’s true about the Tongue 😉 But one of my cow-orkers is a Planet-Sized Dragon that is Poisonous, and has Suckers on its Feet. Strength: 29 Agility: 1 Intelligence: 8 ---
**Author:** ![Gadfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@Gadfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadfly)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giant-battle-monsters-featuring-guinastasia-and-libertarian/203801/6 "2003-09-25T18:28:33Z")
I checked it in IE. No popups. Run a few diagnostics, Stibbons. ---
**Author:** ![Gadfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@Gadfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadfly)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giant-battle-monsters-featuring-guinastasia-and-libertarian/203801/7 "2003-09-25T18:31:40Z")
Holy crap. I’ve only seen planet-sized applied to one other monster. ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_Wright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@Steve\_Wright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_Wright)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giant-battle-monsters-featuring-guinastasia-and-libertarian/203801/8 "2003-09-25T18:49:52Z")
Steve Wright is a Human-Sized Mecha-Dragon that leaves a Trail of Goo, Tunnels Underground, and has Webbed Feet. Well, I’ve been called worse in my time … When attacking:- Strength: 3 Agility: 9 Intelligence: 9 ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giant-battle-monsters-featuring-guinastasia-and-libertarian/203801/9 "2003-09-25T19:36:44Z")
EddyTeddyFreddy is a Giant Dragon that was Summoned from The Deep, and has Webbed Feet, a Toughened Steel Skeleton and Crablike Pincers. Strength: 9 Agility: 8 Intelligence: 9 ---
**Author:** ![slortar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@slortar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slortar)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giant-battle-monsters-featuring-guinastasia-and-libertarian/203801/10 "2003-09-25T19:51:04Z")
[Somehow I’m not surprised.](http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster?def=Slortar) ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giant-battle-monsters-featuring-guinastasia-and-libertarian/203801/11 "2003-09-25T20:05:07Z")
I’m surprised Lib isn’t a giant intelligent squid 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de0a6/32.png) [@carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrot)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giant-battle-monsters-featuring-guinastasia-and-libertarian/203801/12 "2003-09-25T20:10:38Z")
**carrot** is a Giant Robot that will turn back into a Human in the morning, and shoots Laser Beams. (Strength: 8 Agility: 3 Intelligence: 9) [Ha! And you thought I was good for you.](http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster?def=carrot). ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giant-battle-monsters-featuring-guinastasia-and-libertarian/203801/13 "2003-09-25T20:14:31Z")
Apparently Cecil Adams is a Tiny Ape that breathes Poisonous Gas, shoots Laser Beams, and has a Humorous Nephew Sidekick and Four Sets of Teeth. Strength: 1 Agility: 5 Intelligence: 1 ---
**Author:** ![Gadfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@Gadfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadfly)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giant-battle-monsters-featuring-guinastasia-and-libertarian/203801/14 "2003-09-25T21:24:52Z")
> [@](#): > > Apparently Cecil Adams is a Tiny Ape that breathes Poisonous Gas, shoots Laser Beams, and has a Humorous Nephew Sidekick and Four Sets of Teeth. > Strength: 1 > Agility: 5 > Intelligence: 1 Blasphemy! But… Wait… It would all make sense… ---
**Author:** ![universe.zip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/a9adbd/32.png) [@universe.zip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/universe.zip)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giant-battle-monsters-featuring-guinastasia-and-libertarian/203801/15 "2003-09-26T05:51:08Z")
> [@](#): > > universe.zip is a Collosal Bee that leaves a Trail of Goo, lives Underwater, is Sensitive to Noise, has X-Ray Vision, and rides around in a Metal Tripod. > > Strength: 11 > Agility: 2 > Intelligence: 8 > > Water Attack! The tripod is kinda cool. ---
**Author:** ![Dragonblink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Dragonblink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragonblink)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giant-battle-monsters-featuring-guinastasia-and-libertarian/203801/16 "2003-09-26T06:18:41Z")
> [@](#): > > Dragonblink is a Collosal Moth that is Worshipped as a God, shoots Electricity from its Eyes, is in League with Dark Forces and Easily Confused, Freezes Solid when Cold, and eats Nuclear Waste. > > Strength: 11 > Agility: 2 > Intelligence: 4 > > Electricity Attack! Well, if _that_ doesn’t get me into grad school, I don’t know what will. ---
**Author:** ![Kal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giant-battle-monsters-featuring-guinastasia-and-libertarian/203801/17 "2003-09-26T06:52:39Z")
> [@](#): > > Kal is a Giant Moth that spins Vast Webs, is Covered with a Thick Slime, has four Extra Limbs and a Long Neck, and eats Metal. > > Strength: 2 > Agility: 6 > Intelligence: 6 Whoever created this has obviously met me. ---
**Author:** ![Rabid\_Squirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Rabid\_Squirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rabid_Squirrel)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giant-battle-monsters-featuring-guinastasia-and-libertarian/203801/18 "2003-09-26T06:56:32Z")
Woohoo! Bow down before me! Raibd\_Squirrel is a Planet-Sized Mecha-Ant that fires Rockets, and has a Humorous Nephew Sidekick, a Single Giant Eye and a mean Left Hook. Strength: 31 Agility: 1 Intelligence: 7 ---
**Author:** ![Rabid\_Squirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Rabid\_Squirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rabid_Squirrel)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giant-battle-monsters-featuring-guinastasia-and-libertarian/203801/19 "2003-09-26T06:57:59Z")
:smack: Great, my mis-spelt username is stronger that I am. ---
**Author:** ![Skeezix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skeezix)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giant-battle-monsters-featuring-guinastasia-and-libertarian/203801/20 "2003-09-26T07:32:34Z")
> [@](#): > > Skeezix is a Giant Dragon that leaves a Trail of Goo, can Regenerate, is in League with Dark Forces, and has X-Ray Vision. > > Strength: 7 > Agility: 9 > Intelligence: 10 Well, except for the regeneration thing, that’s pretty close. [sub]And if you substitute dirty ashtrays, empty liquor bottles, and burnt out computer mice for **Goo** , it’s _real_ close.[/sub] [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giant-battle-monsters-featuring-guinastasia-and-libertarian/203801.md?page=2)