# Giant Lego Man Washes Ashore! Possibly from England.

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 7, 2007, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giant-lego-man-washes-ashore-possibly-from-england/414794 "2007-08-07T21:10:14Z")\
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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2007, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giant-lego-man-washes-ashore-possibly-from-england/414794/21 "2007-08-08T21:02:36Z")

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I think this is like that alterniverse episode of STAR TREK. Somewhere is a race of Lego people surprised that a dead man of flesh and blood, like their kids play with, washed ashore on their plastic beach.

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**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2007, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giant-lego-man-washes-ashore-possibly-from-england/414794/22 "2007-08-08T21:06:36Z")

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[QUOTE=Sampiro]  
I think this is like that alterniverse episode of STAR TREK. Somewhere is a race of Lego people surprised that a dead man of flesh and blood, like their kids play with, washed ashore on their plastic beach.  
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There’s an entire universe out there made of Lego? You just blew my frickin’ mind.

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2007, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giant-lego-man-washes-ashore-possibly-from-england/414794/23 "2007-08-08T21:08:01Z")

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[QUOTE=Sampiro]  
I think this is like that alterniverse episode of STAR TREK. Somewhere is a race of Lego people surprised that a dead man of flesh and blood, like their kids play with, washed ashore on their plastic beach.  
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What are the bricks made of?

Never mind. I don’t want to know.

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**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2007, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giant-lego-man-washes-ashore-possibly-from-england/414794/24 "2007-08-08T21:13:18Z")

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In the video, the beach girls show us the Giant Lego Man’s head freely rotates, signifying, “I smile on all of you.” One of the beach-goers bonked on the Giant Lego Man’s arm, which did not move, signifying, “My grasp is steady and unwavering.” Or something like that… :dubious: 😉

Some of you are much better schooled than I am in the fields of poetry and interpretation of religious mysteries. What wisdom can we glean from the arrival of the Giant Lego Man?

C’mon, we don’t want to be caught flat-footed by the usual bible-waggers! Get your DaVinci decoders out and puzzle this out before THEY do!

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**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2007, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giant-lego-man-washes-ashore-possibly-from-england/414794/25 "2007-08-08T21:50:56Z")

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“Leggo my lego!”

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**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2007, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giant-lego-man-washes-ashore-possibly-from-england/414794/26 "2007-08-08T22:01:40Z")

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[http://www.egoleonard.com/](http://www.egoleonard.com/)

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**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2007, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giant-lego-man-washes-ashore-possibly-from-england/414794/27 "2007-08-08T22:44:20Z")

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[QUOTE=Muffin]

> **[egoleonard.com](http://www.egoleonard.com/)**

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Curious. Most curious. I wish I could read Dutch. 😕

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**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2007, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giant-lego-man-washes-ashore-possibly-from-england/414794/28 "2007-08-08T22:46:29Z")

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[QUOTE=AskNott]  
Curious. Most curious. I wish I could read Dutch. 😕  
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**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2007, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giant-lego-man-washes-ashore-possibly-from-england/414794/29 "2007-08-08T22:49:56Z")

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I bet his family’s all to pieces over this…

I’m sure the logo is code for something-either Armageddon or a clearance sale, not sure which.

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**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2007, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giant-lego-man-washes-ashore-possibly-from-england/414794/30 "2007-08-08T23:02:03Z")

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[QUOTE=Amp]  
There’s an entire universe out there made of Lego? You just blew my frickin’ mind.  
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Q: Are the Lego sets just as expensive there, or is that more of a ‘black market thing’?  
Are there lego men waking up in bathtubs with bandages and internal corner-pieces gone?

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2007, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giant-lego-man-washes-ashore-possibly-from-england/414794/31 "2007-08-09T13:03:23Z")

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Now all they need to do is discover the missing lincoln log and all of the pieces of the puzzle will all fall into place.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2007, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giant-lego-man-washes-ashore-possibly-from-england/414794/32 "2007-08-09T14:23:59Z")

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I can just see the Phred Phelps page: **God hates Dykes. Send 8 foot Lego Man to smite Holland.**

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**Author:** ![Mr.Goob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c77e96/32.png) [@Mr.Goob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Goob)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2007, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giant-lego-man-washes-ashore-possibly-from-england/414794/33 "2007-08-09T16:05:17Z")

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I picture a whole planet of Lego people fitting into Douglas Addams Hitchikers Galaxy.

Will 41 more Lego men wash up?

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**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2007, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giant-lego-man-washes-ashore-possibly-from-england/414794/34 "2007-08-15T18:55:02Z")

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[QUOTE=Amp]  
There’s an entire universe out there made of Lego? You just blew my frickin’ mind.  
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[There will be soon.](http://www.lego.com/universe/)

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2007, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giant-lego-man-washes-ashore-possibly-from-england/414794/35 "2007-08-15T21:02:47Z")

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Lego! Klaytu birada nicto!

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**Author:** ![cher3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cher3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cher3)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2007, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giant-lego-man-washes-ashore-possibly-from-england/414794/36 "2007-08-15T21:21:25Z")

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[QUOTE=AskNott]  
Curious. Most curious. I wish I could read Dutch. 😕  
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There’s an English version if you click the little Union Jack. Not sure if it makes any more sense, though.

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