It seems that everyone on the SDMB was a gifted child, so it will come as no surprise when I say that I was one too. Reading aged 3, put up a year in school, hauled out of class by psychologists on a regular basis, was “the cleverest child in the school” at elementary school, my juvenile IQ was rated consistently above 140, was given extra coursework, and at age 12 was given more psych tests that rated me with “a musical ear equivalent to that of a university graduate”, whatever the hell that means. In short, I was a geeky little wanker.
I did zero work in the UK equivalent of high school - I understood most of the concepts instantly and got bored shitless in class, so began messing around and getting bad reports, but consistently high grades. I had a friend there who was even more gifted, and he and I used to goad each other into getting an A in attainment and an E in effort. Which we did. Our teachers hated that. My History teacher hated it so much he kicked me out of class, so I paid for my own History O-level, did no further study for a year, and got a B.
This all worked very well for me until about the age of 17, at which point in the British education system you can no longer rely on innate smarts, and actually have to do some studying too. It all started to fall apart. I have the attention span of a gnat on amphetamines. I did no study at all. I was incapable of applying myself in any way at all. But was suddenly confronted by the people I had formerly dismissed as drones, the ones who just got their heads down and worked hard rather than having any grand intuitive grasp of the subject, smashing me at every test, showing me up in class, and generally wiping the floor with me, academically.
I had achieved an A in Further Mathematics AS-level at 15, and on the strength of this and my O-level results, was put forward for six A-levels (the norm is three): Mathematics, Applied Mathematics and Mechanics, Mathematics and Statistics, Biology, Chemistry and Physics. Within a year I had dropped, or been kicked, out of four of the six classes, limped home after two years with low grades in Physics and Applied Mathematics. Stayed behind to take an English Literature A-level in one year, which I got. Then I went to drama school and even got kicked out of the academic part of that. I graduated, quit acting, took a job driving a van for a year, then spent the rest of my twenties and some of my early thirties travelling round the world getting high and drinking.
I do seem to be blessed with the gift of the gab, though, when it’s needed. Even during the wild years I managed to talk my way into a variety of jobs in various fields in which I had zero experience (journalism, advertising, graphic design, editing, marketing), and did a reasonable job in most. Over recent years I have progressed up the career ladder in my current field, and despite everything I’m doing pretty well professionally - I have a very well-paid job in upper-middle management, in a field I blagged my way into and have absolutely no training in, but picked up once in the job via interest, curiosity, and eventually necessity.
I’m bored shitless again though, and would gladly trade my good career for something I actually care about, and would, if my mortgage weren’t so high. Oh, and my personal life is a total fuck-up.