# Giggle Gaggle, you've got moxie!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giggle-gaggle-youve-got-moxie/198665>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [August 30, 2003, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giggle-gaggle-youve-got-moxie/198665 "2003-08-30T17:48:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giggle-gaggle-youve-got-moxie/198665/21 "2003-08-31T22:45:30Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Monty \*  
> \*\*mhendo: That doesn’t prove it’s a man. Heck, it sounds more like “Bud” (Rudy’s friend) on the Cosby Show. \*\*

I suppose that, instead of “a man,” i should have said “not a woman.”

That would be more strictly correct, i think. 😃

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giggle-gaggle-youve-got-moxie/198665/22 "2003-08-31T22:47:16Z")

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Damn. I was just about to pit this person, too.

Are we sure this is a guy? I know this has been asked, but is it possible this is an embittered lesbian? Seriously, what hetero guy would call himself **Giggle Gaggle**?

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giggle-gaggle-youve-got-moxie/198665/23 "2003-08-31T22:56:34Z")

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> \*Originally posted by mhendo \*  
> \*\* A man, and a moron. \*\*

Perhaps a male, but certainly not a man. Certainly a child, judging by emotional age (probably mental age, too.)

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**Author:** ![Purd\_Werfect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e47c2d/32.png) [@Purd\_Werfect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Purd_Werfect)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giggle-gaggle-youve-got-moxie/198665/24 "2003-08-31T23:21:30Z")

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I had no idea women were such bitches! I’ll just stick with masturbation thank you very much, and you gals can just go stick your hooks into George Hamilton or Urkel or somebody.

Truly, my ignorance has been eradicated today!

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**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giggle-gaggle-youve-got-moxie/198665/25 "2003-08-31T23:24:08Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Lord Ashtar \*  
> \*\*Damn. I was just about to pit this person, too.
> 
> Are we sure this is a guy? I know this has been asked, but is it possible this is an embittered lesbian? Seriously, what hetero guy would call himself **Giggle Gaggle**? \*\*

Now now.

I really don’t think it’s productive to make such an offensive implication about lesbians, particularly when we have this person’s own testimony that he is, in fact, male.

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**Author:** ![j.c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/73ab20/32.png) [@j.c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/j.c)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giggle-gaggle-youve-got-moxie/198665/26 "2003-09-01T00:31:38Z")

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Well, a person’s own testimony on a message board is all the proof I need!

Never saw the posts referenced above, and if you had asked before now, I would have guessed giggle gaggle was a woman, one who like Todd Browning movies.

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**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giggle-gaggle-youve-got-moxie/198665/27 "2003-09-01T01:46:38Z")

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Are we sure **Giggle Gaggle** isn’t a reincarnation of **december**? They could be twins for their debating tactics.

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**Author:** ![Silentgoldfish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e36b37/32.png) [@Silentgoldfish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silentgoldfish)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giggle-gaggle-youve-got-moxie/198665/28 "2003-09-01T01:51:53Z")

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20 dollars says he’ll start a thread complaining that women never go for nice guys before too long…

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giggle-gaggle-youve-got-moxie/198665/29 "2003-09-01T01:52:49Z")

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> \*Originally posted by matt\_mcl \*  
> \*\*Wow. He _has_ got balls.
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> Maybe they should be removed. _sharpens ginsus_ \*\*

I think he already did remove them, then stuffed them up his ass.

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**Author:** ![Palo\_Verde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/65b543/32.png) [@Palo\_Verde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Palo_Verde)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giggle-gaggle-youve-got-moxie/198665/30 "2003-09-01T01:54:34Z")

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He’s melting down, here’s the latest:

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> board members are mostly socially maladjusted beta males hoping to get into the good graces of the (proportionally) few female posters who in turn are mostly proponets of hardline feminism.

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**Author:** ![county](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ce7236/32.png) [@county](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/county)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giggle-gaggle-youve-got-moxie/198665/31 "2003-09-01T01:55:08Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Q.E.D. \*  
> \*\*Are we sure **Giggle Gaggle** isn’t a reincarnation of **december**? They could be twins for their debating tactics. \*\*

Hey, thanks for that “pool advice” link, they fixed me up.

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**Author:** ![Muldoon\_s\_Squishiness](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/13edae/32.png) [@Muldoon\_s\_Squishiness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muldoon_s_Squishiness)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giggle-gaggle-youve-got-moxie/198665/32 "2003-09-01T01:57:27Z")

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Sounds like Tom Lykis has started posating to the SDMB.:rolleyes:

Which is not a good thing.

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**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giggle-gaggle-youve-got-moxie/198665/33 "2003-09-01T02:01:18Z")

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> \*Originally posted by county \*  
> \*\*Hey, thanks for that “pool advice” link, they fixed me up. \*\*

Glad to hear it. [/hijack]

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**Author:** ![Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Speaker_for_the_Dead)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giggle-gaggle-youve-got-moxie/198665/34 "2003-09-01T02:08:56Z")

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Oh, this is another gooder:

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> _Originally posted by Giggle Gaggle_\*\*  
> Unless a sample is representative of the entire population, results therefrom simply have no scientific value. Therefore the enterprise is worthless.
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> In this case, it is worthless specifically because board members are mostly socially maladjusted beta males hoping to get into the good graces of the (proportionally) few female posters who in turn are mostly proponets of hardline feminism. The entire study would be tainted.  
> \*\*

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**Author:** ![Bugnorton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19b73/32.png) [@Bugnorton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bugnorton)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giggle-gaggle-youve-got-moxie/198665/35 "2003-09-01T02:23:52Z")

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I am so happy now that I finally understand the true purpose of the SDMB, a giant mating game. Gosh, I’ve been so slow about it all. Isn’t it wonderful to have a genuine **Horses Ass** to enlighten us.

Yes, the meltdown is well underway over in GD…

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**Author:** ![look\_ninjas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b2d939/32.png) [@look\_ninjas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/look_ninjas)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giggle-gaggle-youve-got-moxie/198665/36 "2003-09-01T02:27:29Z")

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I’m a proponent of hardline feminism? Who knew?

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**Author:** ![county](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ce7236/32.png) [@county](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/county)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giggle-gaggle-youve-got-moxie/198665/37 "2003-09-01T02:44:18Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Bugnorton \*  
> \*\*I am so happy now that I finally understand the true purpose of the SDMB, a giant mating game. Gosh, I’ve been so slow about it all. Isn’t it wonderful to have a genuine **Horses Ass** to enlighten us.
> 
> Yes, the meltdown is well underway over in GD… \*\*

You mean I can get laid here too. That might’ve sounded good til I read this thread, now I’m kinda scared.

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**Author:** ![Azael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a8b319/32.png) [@Azael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azael)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giggle-gaggle-youve-got-moxie/198665/38 "2003-09-01T02:46:24Z")

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Giggle Gaggle knew. He knows everything and anyone who disagrees must be some kind of pathetic loser. :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![calm\_kiwi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@calm\_kiwi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/calm_kiwi)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giggle-gaggle-youve-got-moxie/198665/39 "2003-09-01T02:50:01Z")

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Awww Don’t be mean to the poor little alpha male.

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**Author:** ![Papermache\_Prince](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f05b48/32.png) [@Papermache\_Prince](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Papermache_Prince)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giggle-gaggle-youve-got-moxie/198665/40 "2003-09-01T02:56:24Z")

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So - how high does my post count have to be before I get laid? \<checks email\> Not there yet, I guess.

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