# Giggle Gaggle, you've got moxie! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 30, 2003, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giggle-gaggle-youve-got-moxie/198665 "2003-08-30T17:48:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Bugnorton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19b73/32.png) [@Bugnorton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bugnorton)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giggle-gaggle-youve-got-moxie/198665/41 "2003-09-01T03:11:35Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Giggle Gaggle_ > **I’ve said this before, and I’ll say it again. Reason cannot give you wood.** I think this would make a great sig line for our new friend. After all, I’ve heard of seasoned wood, but never reasoned wood. If we weren’t all just a buch of hard line feminist, maybe you guys would have better luck, but with an irresistable alpha-dog like **Giggle** around, well you know what a turn on fast and efficient impregnation is for most uf us little ole gals. ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giggle-gaggle-youve-got-moxie/198665/42 "2003-09-01T03:11:42Z")
And now we have [this little gem](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=208444) > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Giggle Gaggle_ > \*\*Men will not turn down a sure shot at sex. > > If you touch five guys casually within a day, you’ll have three more partners than you did a day before. At a minimum. What a mind. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Bugnorton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19b73/32.png) [@Bugnorton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bugnorton)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giggle-gaggle-youve-got-moxie/198665/43 "2003-09-01T03:13:10Z")
bunch not buch, sorry, the mere thought of **Giggle’s** studliness has me all flustered. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giggle-gaggle-youve-got-moxie/198665/44 "2003-09-01T03:18:10Z")
I don’t know whether to be stunned with disbelief or pissed off at the GD thread. My god. Neanderthals. ---
**Author:** ![Drastic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Drastic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drastic)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giggle-gaggle-youve-got-moxie/198665/45 "2003-09-01T03:19:45Z")
I don’t know. It occurs to me that it would be more entertaining to feed pigeons instead. But then, I’m old and cynical and those damn kids won’t stay off my lawn, so go on with your ways. ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giggle-gaggle-youve-got-moxie/198665/46 "2003-09-01T04:06:12Z")
[This]([http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&postid=3920792#post3920792](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&postid=3920792#post3920792)) is quite possibly the best one yet: > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Giggle Gaggle_ > \*\*Ethnic women date, mate and marry white men because such behavior is considered to be “moving up the racial scale” and encouraged. This is similar to marrying into money, or status, or fame. > > There is no such familial and societal pressure on men, at least not to the same degree. Men aren’t supposed to marry into anything, they’re supposed to make their own way in the world. So men date, mate and marry whoever they want.\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giggle-gaggle-youve-got-moxie/198665/47 "2003-09-01T04:51:16Z")
It certainly has some strange ideas about relationships. My big beef with him/her/it is the way he denigrates the membership of this board. There has been a whole lotta posters with what I would consider stupid ideas and not only about male/female relations. What really made me think this poster had the swollen, purple-viened balls of a male prostitute off his penicillin was the way he characterized everyone here: Loser geeks with no life. **Giggle Gaggle** knows _all_ about us and has no fear of telling us its opinion. It just occured to me that it might not know I started this thread in its honor. I didn’t link it in any of the threads in the OP. I should fix that. ---
**Author:** ![Muad\_Dib](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/35a633/32.png) [@Muad\_Dib](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muad_Dib)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giggle-gaggle-youve-got-moxie/198665/48 "2003-09-01T04:51:19Z")
_Waits for **Giggle Gaggle** to post the obligatory “Oh, my own personal flame thread. I feel honored by your attention.” post_ ---
**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giggle-gaggle-youve-got-moxie/198665/49 "2003-09-01T05:05:29Z")
He seems to be as single minded about bashing women as JDT was about circumcision. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giggle-gaggle-youve-got-moxie/198665/50 "2003-09-01T05:47:59Z")
I really like the word “moxie.” It doesn’t get used enough, and deserved to make a comeback. I never really knew how much fun it is to say. Moxie moxie moxie. Oh, and **Giggle Jiggle** or whatever the fuck he’s called is a wanker. That is all. ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giggle-gaggle-youve-got-moxie/198665/51 "2003-09-01T07:02:48Z")
actually, I’ve heard women say things similar to the earlier cited posts by GG- of course, they were about all OTHER women _L_ ---
**Author:** ![Daisy\_Mae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/46a35a/32.png) [@Daisy\_Mae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daisy_Mae)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giggle-gaggle-youve-got-moxie/198665/52 "2003-09-01T07:21:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by look!ninjas \* > \*\*Does anyone else here think this guy sounds like a sexually frustrated, celibate loser? \*\* Just to offer a medical opinion, it sounds as though he’s suffering from a physical disorder. Often men who suffer from this physical problem lash out at women and attempt to humiliate and degrade them. Dinky wang syndrome. This may explain the giggle in his gaggle. The next time I see a pop up (no pun intended) regarding penis enlargement, I’ll get the pertinent information and pass it along for him. ---
**Author:** ![Why\_A\_Duck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Why\_A\_Duck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Why_A_Duck)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giggle-gaggle-youve-got-moxie/198665/53 "2003-09-01T12:27:27Z")
So I’m a beta male huh? Now I’m sure GG meant this is in a chimp-like sense, but the geek in me can’t help but think “Hmmm, I wonder when Duck 1.0 will be released?” ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_Wright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@Steve\_Wright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_Wright)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giggle-gaggle-youve-got-moxie/198665/54 "2003-09-01T12:38:06Z")
Wasn’t there some other gibbering misogynist nitwit who went on and on about “beta males”? I’ve been here so long, all the twerps are starting to look the same to me … ---
**Author:** ![London\_Calling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@London\_Calling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/London_Calling)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giggle-gaggle-youve-got-moxie/198665/55 "2003-09-01T13:05:09Z")
I agree with what I’m not sure you’re saying, **Steve**. Bloke (if that’s what it be) reads like the Cliché Times – kind of JDT but without an original twist. That or he’s a returning visitor, not in the Martian sense you understand. But who knows, maybe it’s not just Earth men like me that don’t get Earth women . . ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giggle-gaggle-youve-got-moxie/198665/56 "2003-09-01T13:06:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mhendo \* > \*\*Now now. > > I really don’t think it’s productive to make such an offensive implication about lesbians, particularly when we have this person’s own testimony that he is, in fact, male.\*\* Hey, I’m just sayin’… ---
**Author:** ![pokey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ebca7d/32.png) [@pokey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pokey)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giggle-gaggle-youve-got-moxie/198665/57 "2003-09-01T16:06:45Z")
I wonder when **Giggle Gaggle** is going to jump in and accuse everyone of argumentum ad somethingum. I don’t think it’s his dinky wang that’s the problem, **Daisy Mae** , I think it’s the fact that no woman has ever touched it for free. If some female would just touch his wang without expecting something in return such as a free t-shirt or a move up the ‘racial ladder’, I think his attitude would change. Surely there is someone around who wants to touch Giggle Gaggle’s penis out of compassionate love! I’d volunteer myself but I really don’t like his personality. Oops I meant to say I’d volunteer myself but I’m a greedy bastard who craves free trinkets more than simple human intimacy. ---
**Author:** ![lezlers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/258eb7/32.png) [@lezlers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lezlers)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giggle-gaggle-youve-got-moxie/198665/58 "2003-09-01T16:19:21Z")
Something tells me sweetums is still living in mommy and daddy’s basement trying to come up with “theories” to explain why the bitches and ho’s aint knocking down his door… It’s got to be the bitches and ho’s after all, it couldn’t _possibly_ be because he’s a freakin’ ASS. [sub]anyone who refers to pursuing a female as “chasing pussy” gets an automatic eye roll, dismissive wave and “run along, little boy” from me[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![curly\_chick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ba0ec/32.png) [@curly\_chick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/curly_chick)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giggle-gaggle-youve-got-moxie/198665/59 "2003-09-01T16:34:04Z")
Does anyone else here think that **Giggle Gaggle** and **Susanann** should be the next Doper couple? ---
**Author:** ![Bugnorton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19b73/32.png) [@Bugnorton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bugnorton)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giggle-gaggle-youve-got-moxie/198665/60 "2003-09-01T16:35:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*originally posted by \*_Pokey_ > > If some female would just touch his wang without expecting something in return such as a free t-shirt or a move up the ‘racial ladder’, I think his attitude would change. Surely there is someone around who wants to touch Giggle Gaggle’s penis out of compassionate love!\*\* But I would definitely _want_, nay, _demand_ a free tee shirt that says: **"I touched Giggle Gaggle’s Wiggle Waggle"** but then I am just a non-virginal, materialistic, hard-line feminist bitch…did I forget anything? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giggle-gaggle-youve-got-moxie/198665.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giggle-gaggle-youve-got-moxie/198665.md?page=4)