# "Gigli" on DVD... December 9!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gigli-on-dvd-december-9/216659>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [December 3, 2003, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gigli-on-dvd-december-9/216659 "2003-12-03T05:34:41Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Avalonian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ee7513/32.png) [@Avalonian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Avalonian)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2003, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gigli-on-dvd-december-9/216659/1 "2003-12-03T05:34:41Z")

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Come on people… [who’s buying it](http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B0000DKDUT/qid=1070429641/sr=1-1/ref=sr_1_1/102-7029986-8464915?v=glance&s=dvd)?

'Fess up!

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**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2003, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gigli-on-dvd-december-9/216659/2 "2003-12-03T05:50:10Z")

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I may rent it.

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**Author:** ![Chavardz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/91b2a8/32.png) [@Chavardz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chavardz)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2003, 7:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gigli-on-dvd-december-9/216659/3 "2003-12-03T07:49:09Z")

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Trainwrecks do hold a certain morbid appeal. I’ll probably wait for the B-Channel rerun, though.

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**Author:** ![jackelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@jackelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackelope)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2003, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gigli-on-dvd-december-9/216659/4 "2003-12-03T08:27:17Z")

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I’ll rent it, but not buy it. I’ve been dying to see it since I heard the savage reviews, but wasn’t willing to pony up to see it in the theater.

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**Author:** ![Charlie\_Tan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/charlie_tan/32/12582_2.png) [@Charlie\_Tan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Charlie_Tan)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2003, 10:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gigli-on-dvd-december-9/216659/5 "2003-12-03T10:37:55Z")

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I’ll dl it.  
It can’t be as bad as everyone said, can it?  
No, it can’t.

What?

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**Author:** ![Charlie\_Tan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/charlie_tan/32/12582_2.png) [@Charlie\_Tan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Charlie_Tan)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2003, 10:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gigli-on-dvd-december-9/216659/6 "2003-12-03T10:42:30Z")

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I really should think all thoughts through, before hitting ‘submit’.

More seriously, it might end up making money for the producers. I remember when Waterworld first came out. The most expensive movie ever, a trainwreck, reviews where abyssmal, the studio on the brink of bankruptcy ASF.  
It ended up showing a profit, largely from video sales and rentals. I guess quite a lot of people had this morbid curiosity to see the train wreck.

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**Author:** ![green\_bladder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@green\_bladder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_bladder)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2003, 11:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gigli-on-dvd-december-9/216659/7 "2003-12-03T11:06:32Z")

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Geez, it can’t be [_that_](http://www.imdb.com/bottom_100_films) bad.

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**Author:** ![green\_bladder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@green\_bladder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_bladder)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2003, 11:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gigli-on-dvd-december-9/216659/8 "2003-12-03T11:08:11Z")

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:smack: Forgot to add:

Yeah, I’ll probably rent it too.

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**Author:** ![Rainbowthief](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/4bbf92/32.png) [@Rainbowthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rainbowthief)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2003, 11:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gigli-on-dvd-december-9/216659/9 "2003-12-03T11:08:35Z")

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Only if Bennifer does a commentary.

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**Author:** ![lauramarlane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a5b964/32.png) [@lauramarlane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lauramarlane)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2003, 11:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gigli-on-dvd-december-9/216659/10 "2003-12-03T11:11:42Z")

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I’m drawn to these things, too–but I’m not paying to rent this, I’ll wait till the library gets it.

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2003, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gigli-on-dvd-december-9/216659/11 "2003-12-03T11:44:17Z")

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> \*Originally posted by green\_bladder \*  
> \*\*Geez, it can’t be [_that_](http://www.imdb.com/bottom_100_films) bad. \*\*

Wow, there are no less than four Police Academy movies on that list.

And no, I won’t be buying it. It’ll probably be on HBO for about two weeks, so I’ll try to catch it then.

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**Author:** ![The\_Long\_Road](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5a626/32.png) [@The\_Long\_Road](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Long_Road)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2003, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gigli-on-dvd-december-9/216659/12 "2003-12-03T11:47:20Z")

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> \*Originally posted by green\_bladder \*  
> \*\*Geez, it can’t be [_that_](http://www.imdb.com/bottom_100_films) bad. \*\*

Wow, a trip down memory lane in that link. Gigli has some seriously bad company: _Stop or my mom will shoot_, _Steel_, _Cop & 1/2_, and _Battlefield Earth_.

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**Author:** ![The\_Long\_Road](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5a626/32.png) [@The\_Long\_Road](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Long_Road)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2003, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gigli-on-dvd-december-9/216659/13 "2003-12-03T11:49:12Z")

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> \*Originally posted by lauramarlane \*  
> \*\*I’m drawn to these things, too–but I’m not paying to rent this, I’ll wait till the library gets it. \*\*

I used to be drawn to these sorts of disasters until I rented _Battlefield Earth_ to see if it was really as bad as people said. Since then, I’ve not been able to intentionally see a movie with bad reviews for fear of more suffering.

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**Author:** ![lauramarlane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a5b964/32.png) [@lauramarlane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lauramarlane)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2003, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gigli-on-dvd-december-9/216659/14 "2003-12-03T11:51:17Z")

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Well that does it! Now I have to see if the library has Battlefield Earth 🙂

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**Author:** ![The\_Long\_Road](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5a626/32.png) [@The\_Long\_Road](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Long_Road)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2003, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gigli-on-dvd-december-9/216659/15 "2003-12-03T12:42:28Z")

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> \*Originally posted by lauramarlane \*  
> \*\*Well that does it! Now I have to see if the library has Battlefield Earth 🙂 \*\*

Please, go see it and then start a thread here called, “Why _Battlefield Earth_ Sucked”. I feel the need for another venting about this movie soon.

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**Author:** ![lauramarlane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a5b964/32.png) [@lauramarlane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lauramarlane)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2003, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gigli-on-dvd-december-9/216659/16 "2003-12-03T12:45:15Z")

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I just checked–the library has it and I’ll be there tonight, trolling for Grade A crap to watch to make me laugh–or put me to sleep–either outcome works for me. Times like this I really miss MST3K.

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**Author:** ![Agrippina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8797f3/32.png) [@Agrippina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agrippina)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2003, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gigli-on-dvd-december-9/216659/17 "2003-12-03T13:26:48Z")

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I am surprised they’re even releasing it. But I’m sure it’ll be some cult classic bad-movie in 20 years or so like _Cleopatra_, _Ishtar_ or (more along the lines of) _Manos: The Hands of Fate_.

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**Author:** ![Anonymous\_Coward](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/94ad74/32.png) [@Anonymous\_Coward](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anonymous_Coward)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2003, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gigli-on-dvd-december-9/216659/18 "2003-12-03T14:21:08Z")

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I’ll watch it just for the “gobble gobble” line.

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**Author:** ![Avalonian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ee7513/32.png) [@Avalonian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Avalonian)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2003, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gigli-on-dvd-december-9/216659/19 "2003-12-03T14:39:09Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Anonymous Coward \*  
> \*\*I’ll watch it just for the “gobble gobble” line. \*\*

_sigh_ My turn… I suppose I will too. Hopefully as a free rental or something.

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**Author:** ![Pashnish\_Ewing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8797f3/32.png) [@Pashnish\_Ewing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pashnish_Ewing)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2003, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gigli-on-dvd-december-9/216659/20 "2003-12-03T18:30:38Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Lord Ashtar \*  
> **Wow, there are no less than four Police Academy movies on that list.**

Obligitory Simpsons Quote

_Upon learning Bart stole a video game_  
**Homer:** How could you? Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn’t hear anybody laughing! Did you?

Pash

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