# "Gimme More"- Britney's new single is the fastest charting song in history

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gimme-more-britneys-new-single-is-the-fastest-charting-song-in-history/417673>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [August 31, 2007, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gimme-more-britneys-new-single-is-the-fastest-charting-song-in-history/417673 "2007-08-31T21:33:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2007, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gimme-more-britneys-new-single-is-the-fastest-charting-song-in-history/417673/41 "2007-09-04T18:49:22Z")

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I’m OK with her earlier music, but I can’t stand the new song.

Maybe having 6 little children makes “gimme more, gimme gimme more” less of a musical novelty and more of a nusiance.

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**Author:** ![muzzynyc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b3f665/32.png) [@muzzynyc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muzzynyc)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2007, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gimme-more-britneys-new-single-is-the-fastest-charting-song-in-history/417673/42 "2007-09-04T19:01:20Z")

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Yeah, well, the pics someone linked to and the song made me forget, momentarily, all the trashy “news” about her and want to have sex with her, in that imaginary porno way\* which is what she’s selling, so I think she’ll do just fine.

\*Where you know the reality would be far less enjoyable than the fantasy but it still gives you that little zing! in the ol’ sexdrive.

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**Author:** ![LonesomePolecat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a88e57/32.png) [@LonesomePolecat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LonesomePolecat)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2007, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gimme-more-britneys-new-single-is-the-fastest-charting-song-in-history/417673/43 "2007-09-04T19:06:37Z")

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[QUOTE=Sam Stone]  
If they said bad things about her crotch, would that make it a pap smear?  
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[Brain Voice] I’m going to have to hurt you, Pinky. [/BV]

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**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2007, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gimme-more-britneys-new-single-is-the-fastest-charting-song-in-history/417673/44 "2007-09-04T19:41:55Z")

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Awful. I’m not particularly biased against pop or Britney herself, but… awful.

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**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2007, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gimme-more-britneys-new-single-is-the-fastest-charting-song-in-history/417673/45 "2007-09-05T10:47:18Z")

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[QUOTE=Nzinga, Seated]  
But she does got that _something…_  
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Monistat 3 will clear that up in a jiffy.

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