# Gimme more Emoji

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gimme-more-emoji/791267>\
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**Created:** [July 14, 2017, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gimme-more-emoji/791267 "2017-07-14T17:48:27Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2017, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gimme-more-emoji/791267/21 "2017-07-15T06:48:40Z")

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> [@IvoryTowerDenizen](#):
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> I just miss the little Jewish guy

AKA [“happyyid”](http://www.nouilles.info/illustrations/current%20smilies/happyyid.gif). 🙂

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**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2017, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gimme-more-emoji/791267/22 "2017-07-15T11:58:35Z")

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> [@Colibri](#):
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> AKA [“happyyid”](http://www.nouilles.info/illustrations/current%20smilies/happyyid.gif). 🙂

May his memory be a blessing.

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2017, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gimme-more-emoji/791267/23 "2017-07-15T12:35:53Z")

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OK, if we could get new emojis designed by Slug, in _that_ case I would be all in favor of them.

Meanwhile, though, image emojis explicitly enabled by a site are an anachronism nowadays, anyway. Why do you want us to move backwards? We’re not stuck in the past, here.������❤������������������������☀

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**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2017, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gimme-more-emoji/791267/24 "2017-07-15T17:22:33Z")

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It’s my understanding that several court cases winding through the system were going to require all social media include the dancing banana emoji but luckily the scrapping of net neutrality should put the kibosh on that.

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2017, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gimme-more-emoji/791267/25 "2017-07-15T22:41:46Z")

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> [@Chronos](#):
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> OK, if we could get new emojis designed by Slug, in _that_ case I would be all in favor of them.
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> Meanwhile, though, image emojis explicitly enabled by a site are an anachronism nowadays, anyway. Why do you want us to move backwards? We’re not stuck in the past, here.��❤��������☀

That’s just a bunch of ? marks on my screen. The thing is, image emojis always work. Even if, like Twitter or Facebook, you just convert real emojis to image emojis.

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**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2017, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gimme-more-emoji/791267/26 "2017-07-16T03:08:57Z")

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I think we need an emoji with little X’s for eyes and his tongue hanging out listlessly, just for the OP. 😃

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2017, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gimme-more-emoji/791267/27 "2017-07-16T03:19:45Z")

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(✖╭╮:heavy\_multiplication\_x:) Best I can do.

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2017, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gimme-more-emoji/791267/28 "2017-07-16T18:17:38Z")

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At least go back to the [ones](http://mazeguy.net/basic.html) we had before; they were _much_ better.

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2017, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gimme-more-emoji/791267/30 "2017-07-17T11:45:18Z")

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I consider The Dope as the New York Times of MBs.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2017, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gimme-more-emoji/791267/31 "2017-07-17T13:29:16Z")

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🍺🍺

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**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2017, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gimme-more-emoji/791267/32 "2017-07-17T13:47:57Z")

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> [@BigT](#):
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> That’s just a bunch of ? marks on my screen.

This. I’d be happy just if one could be guaranteed that the standard emojis would display properly.

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2017, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gimme-more-emoji/791267/33 "2017-07-17T18:39:34Z")

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> [@Spiderman](#):
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> At least go back to the [ones](http://mazeguy.net/basic.html) we had before; they were _much_ better.

My [SDMB Old Smileys](https://openuserjs.org/scripts/BigTSDMB/SDMB_Old_Smileys) userscript is still around, for use with the [Tampermonkey](https://tampermonkey.net/) or [Greasemonkey](http://www.greasespot.net/) addons to any browser (except Internet Explorer).

And I’ve just put out a [CSS-only version](https://userstyles.org/styles/145349/sdmb-old-smileys) up for people who want to use the [Stylish](https://userstyles.org/) addon instead.

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**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2017, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gimme-more-emoji/791267/34 "2017-07-17T18:47:46Z")

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You’re doing The Lords work BigT. She’d be mighty proud.

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**Author:** ![watchwolf49](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e9c0ed/32.png) [@watchwolf49](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/watchwolf49)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2017, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gimme-more-emoji/791267/35 "2017-07-17T19:39:28Z")

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It _would_ be nice if we could upload avatars … I don’t see how that could be abused …

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**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2017, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gimme-more-emoji/791267/36 "2017-07-17T22:19:34Z")

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> [@watchwolf49](#):
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> It _would_ be nice if we could upload avatars … I don’t see how that could be abused …

There must be an internet rule for “anything can be abused, and will be”.

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2017, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gimme-more-emoji/791267/37 "2017-07-17T23:23:43Z")

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> [@watchwolf49](#):
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> It _would_ be nice if we could upload avatars … I don’t see how that could be abused …

The guy I was talking to (Crazyhorse) has an SDMB Avatars script. Google it.

> [@Lumpy](#):
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> This. I’d be happy just if one could be guaranteed that the standard emojis would display properly.

It won’t make them consistent (as part of the problem is the forum software), but you can install [Chromoji](https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/chromoji-emojis-for-googl/negakbijaemdgbhklopmghphgaeadmpo?hl=en) to get nice pretty emoji in Chrome. Clicking the button even gives you a list of them you can click on.

That’s what I use on Windows 7. Windows 8 or higher may have color emoji already.

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**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2017, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gimme-more-emoji/791267/38 "2017-07-18T13:59:59Z")

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> [@BigT](#):
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> (✖╭╮:heavy\_multiplication\_x:) Best I can do.

Looks too much like the [Conklin clown](http://preserve.northernarmy.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/conklin_shows.png).

😛

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**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2017, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gimme-more-emoji/791267/39 "2017-07-18T14:39:16Z")

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> [@watchwolf49](#):
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> It _would_ be nice if we could upload avatars … I don’t see how that could be abused …

The excuse used to be that every single poster would make goatse their avatar. Or even worse. The avatar would be animated and that would make this the worst site on the internet because we are about our words and we stand by what we write and not the big-tittied animated anime girl we would all make as our avatar.

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2017, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gimme-more-emoji/791267/40 "2017-07-18T15:32:04Z")

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Image emojis are for losers. Real posters use keyboard characters that don’t get converted. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2017, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gimme-more-emoji/791267/41 "2017-07-18T16:03:43Z")

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> [@Knowed\_Out](#):
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> Image emojis are for losers. Real posters use keyboard characters that don’t get converted. 🙂

I dunno; sometimes you really need a barf smiley.

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