# Gimme some cool band names!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gimme-some-cool-band-names/51530>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [January 24, 2001, 9:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gimme-some-cool-band-names/51530 "2001-01-24T09:22:32Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2001, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gimme-some-cool-band-names/51530/41 "2001-01-26T05:51:13Z")

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I love these kinds of threads. …

First (as I always do in band name threads) the best band name ever, is the inspiration for my screen name - from an old _National Lampoon_ article …  
**The Jackbatties**

Actual Bands I’ve played with…  
**Frank Burns  
Bruce and the Crewcuts  
The Colored Lines  
The Nameless Many**

Ones that are always on my mind for some reason …  
**The Tubular Boobs  
Pontius Pilate and the Nail Drivers  
Johnny Vasectomy and the Dry Orgasms**

Ones I’ll pull out of my ass as I type …  
**Pulled Out Of My Ass  
Sonic-Colonic  
Tattooed Penis  
JDT and the Foreskins  
Dogshit in the Driveway  
War Baby Stew  
Cow’s Ass  
Video Schmideo  
Monica’s Stain**

Back with more later, I’m sure.

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**Author:** ![Quark\_W.Griswold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Quark\_W.Griswold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quark_W.Griswold)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2001, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gimme-some-cool-band-names/51530/42 "2001-01-26T06:51:20Z")

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**Cadaver Dog**  
and **Heroic Deeds**

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