# Gimmie your best insult you friggin loosers

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gimmie-your-best-insult-you-friggin-loosers/197176
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [August 23, 2003, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gimmie-your-best-insult-you-friggin-loosers/197176 "2003-08-23T16:45:40Z")
**Posts on this page:** 19
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### Author: ![killaapp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/cdc98d/32.png) [@killaapp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/killaapp)
#### Post date: [August 23, 2003, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gimmie-your-best-insult-you-friggin-loosers/197176/1 "2003-08-23T16:45:40Z")

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Title says it. 😉

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### Author: ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)
#### Post date: [August 23, 2003, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gimmie-your-best-insult-you-friggin-loosers/197176/2 "2003-08-23T16:48:01Z")

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> \*Originally posted by killaapp \*  
> \*\*Title says it. 😉 \*\*

Boy it _sure_ does.

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### Author: ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)
#### Post date: [August 23, 2003, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gimmie-your-best-insult-you-friggin-loosers/197176/3 "2003-08-23T16:51:08Z")

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I am not looser!!!

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### Author: ![Fred](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/db5fbb/32.png) [@Fred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fred)
#### Post date: [August 23, 2003, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gimmie-your-best-insult-you-friggin-loosers/197176/4 "2003-08-23T16:51:50Z")

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You are a hero to the republic. Shine on, you crazy diamond.

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### Author: ![minty\_green](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@minty\_green](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/minty_green)
#### Post date: [August 23, 2003, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gimmie-your-best-insult-you-friggin-loosers/197176/5 "2003-08-23T16:56:16Z")

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> Q: What should I do when I see a user “trolling” at the SDMB?  
> A: Do not publicly accuse someone of trolling at the SDMB. Use the “Report this post to a moderator” facility below the “trolling” post. Do not reply to the troll in any way in the thread, that will only encourage the troublemaker.

[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=2670336#post2670366](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=2670336#post2670366)

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### Author: ![bagkitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ab992/32.png) [@bagkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bagkitty)
#### Post date: [August 23, 2003, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gimmie-your-best-insult-you-friggin-loosers/197176/6 "2003-08-23T16:57:00Z")

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Are you, perchance, an American?

one of my favourite insults 😃

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### Author: ![Master\_Wang-Ka](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/master_wang-ka/32/3325_2.png) [@Master\_Wang-Ka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Master_Wang-Ka)
#### Post date: [August 23, 2003, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gimmie-your-best-insult-you-friggin-loosers/197176/7 "2003-08-23T16:57:52Z")

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…can’t spell “losers”…😃

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### Author: ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)
#### Post date: [August 23, 2003, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gimmie-your-best-insult-you-friggin-loosers/197176/8 "2003-08-23T16:59:57Z")

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> \*Originally posted by bagkitty \*  
> \*\*Are you, perchance, an American?
> 
> one of my favourite insults 😃 \*\*

Ooh, that’s low, **bagkitty**.

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### Author: ![bagkitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ab992/32.png) [@bagkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bagkitty)
#### Post date: [August 23, 2003, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gimmie-your-best-insult-you-friggin-loosers/197176/9 "2003-08-23T17:01:32Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Lord Ashtar \*  
> \*\*Ooh, that’s low, **bagkitty**. \*\*

Yeah, but in the words of that horrible pop song, “I hit him with my best shot” 😛

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### Author: ![hebesphenomegacorona](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@hebesphenomegacorona](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hebesphenomegacorona)
#### Post date: [August 23, 2003, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gimmie-your-best-insult-you-friggin-loosers/197176/10 "2003-08-23T17:09:14Z")

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You Filthy, shiteating,cumguzzling,pissdrinking, neonazi commie cocksucking mentally retarded whore,May a thousand vipers bite your brain with the venom of a thousand thousand scorpions and may a thousand thousand thousand demons torment your soul and may a thousand thousand thousand thousand arrows be stuck in your spine and may a thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand fire ants infest your genitalia and may a thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand fiery wolves rape your children and their children and their children until the end of time!

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### Author: ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)
#### Post date: [August 23, 2003, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gimmie-your-best-insult-you-friggin-loosers/197176/11 "2003-08-23T17:13:54Z")

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> \*Originally posted by killaapp \*  
> \*\*Title says it. 😉 \*\*

You are _willfully ignorant_.

On this Board, that is the lowest one can go.

I might also have added, you are _crass_, but the additional abuse is superfluous.

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### Author: ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)
#### Post date: [August 23, 2003, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gimmie-your-best-insult-you-friggin-loosers/197176/12 "2003-08-23T17:14:37Z")

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Hurry up, he’s not staying…  
😕

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### Author: ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)
#### Post date: [August 23, 2003, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gimmie-your-best-insult-you-friggin-loosers/197176/13 "2003-08-23T17:27:02Z")

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In my house, most of the greeners have already been flushed. Sometimes they’re nutty, sometimes they’re corny.

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### Author: ![E-Sabbath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19adc/32.png) [@E-Sabbath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-Sabbath)
#### Post date: [August 23, 2003, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gimmie-your-best-insult-you-friggin-loosers/197176/14 "2003-08-23T17:40:28Z")

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You, sir, are no gentleman.

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### Author: ![Windwalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/5e9695/32.png) [@Windwalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Windwalker)
#### Post date: [August 23, 2003, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gimmie-your-best-insult-you-friggin-loosers/197176/15 "2003-08-23T17:53:19Z")

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Nigger!

_(can’t think of anything else that can hurt so much)_

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### Author: ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)
#### Post date: [August 23, 2003, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gimmie-your-best-insult-you-friggin-loosers/197176/16 "2003-08-23T18:00:54Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Windwalker \*  
> \*\*Nigger!
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> _(can’t think of anything else that can hurt so much)_ \*\*

It has no power to hurt if the person you are hurling it at isn’t black. Since no one can tell whether our OPian Misspeller is melanin enriched, I say this insult just doesn’t hurt anywhere near as much as “shiteating, cumguzzling pissdrinking, retarded whore”.

But that’s just my opinion.  
P.S., I know this thread isn’t directed at me 'cause I’m wrapped quite tightly.

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### Author: ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)
#### Post date: [August 23, 2003, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gimmie-your-best-insult-you-friggin-loosers/197176/17 "2003-08-23T18:14:21Z")

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DNFTT

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### Author: ![killaapp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/cdc98d/32.png) [@killaapp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/killaapp)
#### Post date: [August 23, 2003, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gimmie-your-best-insult-you-friggin-loosers/197176/18 "2003-08-23T18:25:19Z")

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> \*Originally posted by hebesphenomegacorona \*  
> \*\*You Filthy, shiteating,cumguzzling,pissdrinking, neonazi commie cocksucking mentally retarded whore,May a thousand vipers bite your brain with the venom of a thousand thousand scorpions and may a thousand thousand thousand demons torment your soul and may a thousand thousand thousand thousand arrows be stuck in your spine and may a thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand fire ants infest your genitalia and may a thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand fiery wolves rape your children and their children and their children until the end of time! \*\*

I love you!  
🆒

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### Author: ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)
#### Post date: [August 23, 2003, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gimmie-your-best-insult-you-friggin-loosers/197176/19 "2003-08-23T18:54:13Z")

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I miss **Lynn**.
