# Giraffe - drive by shitter.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffe-drive-by-shitter/389691>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 27, 2007, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffe-drive-by-shitter/389691 "2007-01-27T05:56:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2007, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffe-drive-by-shitter/389691/61 "2007-01-31T08:14:01Z")

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Well, to be fair, **Dan Norder** , if anyone else had riffed on him with such virtuosity, even without the “MODERATOR” tag, his response would have been pretty much the same, and just as egregiously pathetic…

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**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2007, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffe-drive-by-shitter/389691/62 "2007-01-31T23:28:31Z")

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[QUOTE=InvisibleWombat]  
… like adding ginger ale to an ounce of warm urine (still not drinkable, but it looks better).  
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My my, let me bow to the Queen of Sheba, Mr. High-&-Mighty! It’s only a freakin’ ounce! But nnnoooooooo. Too good for you, I see!

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**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffe-drive-by-shitter/389691/63 "2007-02-01T00:37:58Z")

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[QUOTE=ArchiveGuy]  
My my, let me bow to the Queen of Sheba, Mr. High-&-Mighty! It’s only a freakin’ ounce! But nnnoooooooo. Too good for you, I see!  
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When I was young we had to pay to drink uri… [no forget it, we all knoiw the drill, lets just assume the Monty Python sketch riff went well for another 3 pages, OK]

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