# Giraffe - Fuck you. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 18, 2008, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffe-fuck-you/473229 "2008-11-18T02:17:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffe-fuck-you/473229/1 "2008-11-18T02:17:56Z")
Ok I was nice to you last time you closed one of my threads. But this time you’ve pissed me off too far. I think that thread could have been entertaining for a great many dopers who feel the same way as I on the subject of youtube blogging. I think you are a power-mad fuckface. Fuck you. And I don’t give a shit if you get me banned because of this post. > **[I pit how I look on camera.](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=493409)** > > I would actually quite enjoy being a youtube blogger if… I didn’t look like an evil paedophile axe-murdering rapist on camera. And didn’t sound… well… I can’t even attach a comparison to how I sound. I sound like someone who makes other people... ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffe-fuck-you/473229/2 "2008-11-18T02:20:11Z")
Giraffe is one of the best mods we have. You’re an idiot. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffe-fuck-you/473229/3 "2008-11-18T02:20:17Z")
> [@Lobsang](#): > > I think you are a power-mad fuckface. Fuck you. And I don’t give a shit if you get me banned because of this post. This post is probably the first one of yours I’ve seen in the Pit that actually belongs here. If you ever get banned, it won’t be for this post. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffe-fuck-you/473229/4 "2008-11-18T02:20:57Z")
**Finn,** do you actually agree with the decision to close that thread?!?! ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffe-fuck-you/473229/5 "2008-11-18T02:21:07Z")
Oh and by the way. I hope you’ve noticed that you are one of the most hated mods here. I’ve certainly noticed it as I spend every single day here. You are a small-minded dickhead. ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffe-fuck-you/473229/6 "2008-11-18T02:21:24Z")
Waaaaah. After you get the boot maybe you’ll get a fucking LiveJournal like they told you to about a hundred times over the last year. ---
**Author:** ![Uvula\_Donor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e19adc/32.png) [@Uvula\_Donor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uvula_Donor)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffe-fuck-you/473229/7 "2008-11-18T02:21:55Z")
That thread wouldn’t have been nearly as entertaining as this one will be. ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffe-fuck-you/473229/8 "2008-11-18T02:22:52Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > **Finn,** do you actually agree with the decision to close that thread?!?! No, I disagree. I’d have moved it to MPSIMS. But since it’s evidently become a pattern, I think it can fall within mod discretion to close the thing. He can always open a new one in MPSIMS as it is. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffe-fuck-you/473229/9 "2008-11-18T02:25:41Z")
Another thing - No disrespect to **Inigo Montoya** becuase I like him. But how the fuck do you allow his pointless threads and close mine? This, to me, smacks of dis-favouritism. It suggests that you monitor my posts and close those which you think you can get away with closing. ---
**Author:** ![askeptic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@askeptic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/askeptic)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffe-fuck-you/473229/10 "2008-11-18T02:27:50Z")
> [@Lobsang](#): > > Oh and by the way. I hope you’ve noticed that you are one of the most hated mods here. I’ve certainly noticed it as I spend every single day here. You are a small-minded dickhead. You hang out with KGS don’t you? Your grasp on reality is about the same. Frankly I hadn’t noticed that about you… ---
**Author:** ![Uvula\_Donor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e19adc/32.png) [@Uvula\_Donor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uvula_Donor)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffe-fuck-you/473229/11 "2008-11-18T02:28:16Z")
> [@Lobsang](#): > > Another thing - No disrespect to **Inigo Montoya** becuase I like him. But how the fuck do you allow his pointless threads and close mine? This, to me, smacks of dis-favouritism. It suggests that you monitor my posts and close those which you think you can get away with closing. Well, when you open your fucking retarded threads in MPSIMS, they don’t get closed. Why not take the hint? ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffe-fuck-you/473229/12 "2008-11-18T02:28:19Z")
> [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](#): > > Waaaaah. After you get the boot maybe you’ll get a fucking LiveJournal like they told you to about a hundred times over the last year. What the fuck is the point of a livejournal if nobody reads it? Haven’t I made the point that I am an attention whore? An attention whore puts his words somewhere where lots of people will read them. ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffe-fuck-you/473229/13 "2008-11-18T02:29:20Z")
And then gets warned and the Pit threads locked for attention whoring. ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffe-fuck-you/473229/14 "2008-11-18T02:29:47Z")
“A giraffe’s tongue is 18 inches long and prehensile.” I thought I’d go ahead and get it over with. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffe-fuck-you/473229/15 "2008-11-18T02:30:22Z")
> [@Lobsang](#): > > I spend every single day here. You don’t say. ---
**Author:** ![DudleyGarrett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d9b06d/32.png) [@DudleyGarrett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DudleyGarrett)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffe-fuck-you/473229/16 "2008-11-18T02:30:35Z")
Giraffe, just one question. Is your ass big enough to take all the kissing it’s about to get? Some of your salad-tossers have already shown up, but I suspect there’ll be a whole lot more. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffe-fuck-you/473229/17 "2008-11-18T02:30:43Z")
People do read my threads. If they didn’t a Mod could happily leave it open and let it die. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tao_s_Revenge)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffe-fuck-you/473229/18 "2008-11-18T02:31:50Z")
inb4 melt down ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffe-fuck-you/473229/19 "2008-11-18T02:32:13Z")
> [@Lobsang](#): > > It suggests that you monitor my posts and close those which you think you can get away with closing. I absolutely _don’t_ monitor your posts because, by and large, your posts are boring shit. I only close the threads of yours that are both egregiously stupid and in the wrong forum. The fact that this number, which for most people is either zero or one, is for you a significant number is kind of the problem. But for now I’m not focusing on the issue of you crapping up the board (e.g. [hay guyz whats the deal with love anyway??](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=493412)), I’m just focusing on you crapping up the Pit. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffe-fuck-you/473229/20 "2008-11-18T02:33:21Z")
> [@Silver\_Fire](#): > > You don’t say. I do. I have a boring, well paid job, And when I’m not doing job-related things I’m browsing an internet managed by surf-control. If we could browse wherever we wanted I’d spend very little time on the SDMB. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffe-fuck-you/473229.md?page=2)