# Giraffe - Fuck you. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 18, 2008, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffe-fuck-you/473229 "2008-11-18T02:17:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffe-fuck-you/473229/21 "2008-11-18T02:33:22Z")
> [@DudleyGarrett](#): > > Giraffe, just one question. Is your ass big enough to take all the kissing it’s about to get? Some of your salad-tossers have already shown up, but I suspect there’ll be a whole lot more. You have to realize it’s mostly sarcastic. I’m actually one of the most hated mods here. ---
**Author:** ![Dag\_Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@Dag\_Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dag_Otto)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffe-fuck-you/473229/22 "2008-11-18T02:33:56Z")
> [@Lobsang](#): > > An attention whore puts his words somewhere where lots of people will read them. I’m going to buy **Giraffe** a beer. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffe-fuck-you/473229/23 "2008-11-18T02:35:02Z")
> [@Giraffe](#): > > I absolutely _don’t_ monitor your posts because, by and large, your posts are boring shit. I only close the threads of yours that are both egregiously stupid and in the wrong forum. The fact that this number, which for most people is either zero or one, is for you a significant number is kind of the problem. But for now I’m not focusing on the issue of you crapping up the board (e.g. [hay guyz whats the deal with love anyway??](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=493412)), I’m just focusing on you crapping up the Pit. You think you’ve scored a point but you haven’t. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffe-fuck-you/473229/24 "2008-11-18T02:36:19Z")
It’s the Pit. Crap is what it’s for. Sure, there are occasionally lucid debates and stuff, but they need fertilizer to grow; there’s no better fertilizer than freshly-flung monkey poo. Anyway, who gives a shit if Lobsang’s threads are generally pointless? Not that I think they are, other than the one you just linked to, but it’s not like we have some finite limit on threads. ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffe-fuck-you/473229/25 "2008-11-18T02:37:05Z")
> [@Uvula\_Donor](#): > > Well, when you open your fucking retarded threads in MPSIMS, they don’t get closed. Why not take the hint? To be fair, that’s not always the [case](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=492804). Even there, it seems, there is a limit. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffe-fuck-you/473229/26 "2008-11-18T02:37:48Z")
> [@Lobsang](#): > > You think you’ve scored a point but you haven’t. What about a hate point? I’ve got to have earned at least one more hate point, right? ---
**Author:** ![DudleyGarrett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d9b06d/32.png) [@DudleyGarrett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DudleyGarrett)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffe-fuck-you/473229/27 "2008-11-18T02:38:10Z")
> [@Giraffe](#): > > You have to realize it’s mostly sarcastic. I’m actually one of the most hated mods here. Then, please, for the love of the jumping Jesus, close any Pit thread having to do with Sarah Palin. Your stock may go up. Hell,\* I \*might start to like you. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffe-fuck-you/473229/28 "2008-11-18T02:39:27Z")
> [@DudleyGarrett](#): > > Hell,\* I \*might start to like you. More sarcasm, huh? Real nice. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffe-fuck-you/473229/29 "2008-11-18T02:40:36Z")
> [@DudleyGarrett](#): > > Then, please, for the love of the jumping Jesus, close any Pit thread having to do with Sarah Palin. Your stock may go up. +1 ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffe-fuck-you/473229/30 "2008-11-18T02:42:01Z")
good fuckingshit. Try to grasp the concept that you won’t actally die if you fail to post absofuckingluely every marginal thought that wanders past your single brain cell. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffe-fuck-you/473229/31 "2008-11-18T02:43:25Z")
> [@Giraffe](#): > > What about a hate point? I’ve got to have earned at least one more hate point, right? Well, right now, I lump you in with those who _liked_ Sarah palin. I fail to _understand_ those people. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tao_s_Revenge)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffe-fuck-you/473229/32 "2008-11-18T02:45:11Z")
If this was /b/ this thread would now be about giraffe human zoophilia rule 34 ---
**Author:** ![5-HT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/f19dbf/32.png) [@5-HT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5-HT)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffe-fuck-you/473229/33 "2008-11-18T02:46:05Z")
I don’t know if it should have been closed or not, but I’ve got to agree that it was a pretty awful idea for a thread. Maybe you could find a board aimed at angsty teenage girls, your posts would fit in better there. ---
**Author:** ![Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heffalump_and_roo/32/7691_2.png) [@Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heffalump_and_Roo)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffe-fuck-you/473229/34 "2008-11-18T02:46:06Z")
Just coincidentally, the last thread I opened was one of \*\*Lobsang’\*\*s pointless OPs. First, **Lobsang** , don’t you get tired of posting them? Second, what are you trying to get out of them? Third, can’t you have some pity on some of us that go into a thread hoping for something interesting, only to find that it’s something so pointless that it doesn’t even merit a :rolleyes:? ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffe-fuck-you/473229/35 "2008-11-18T02:47:17Z")
> [@Lobsang](#): > > Another thing - No disrespect to **Inigo Montoya** because I like him. But how the fuck do you allow his pointless threads and close mine? Because **we** like him. Unlike some people I could name. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffe-fuck-you/473229/36 "2008-11-18T02:47:33Z")
> [@Lobsang](#): > > Oh and by the way. I hope you’ve noticed that you are one of the most hated mods here. I’ve certainly noticed it as I spend every single day here. You are a small-minded dickhead. Really? I can’t really tell all the mods apart…but I’ve always found **Giraffe** to be really funny. (The sig line doesn’t hurt.) ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffe-fuck-you/473229/37 "2008-11-18T02:47:46Z")
> [@Lobsang](#): > > You think you’ve scored a point but you haven’t. Jesus! All we’re missing is “I’m rubber and you’re glue…” ---
**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffe-fuck-you/473229/38 "2008-11-18T02:49:00Z")
> [@Lobsang](#): > > People do read my threads. If they didn’t a Mod could happily leave it open and let it die. On my way home tonight, I got very frustrated by stupid drivers in front of me. There was a small accident in the road. Each and every fucking one of them had to slow w-a-y down and eyeball the accident. It took me 5 minutes to get through a 5 second stretch. People are stupid. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffe-fuck-you/473229/39 "2008-11-18T02:49:09Z")
> [@Heffalump\_and\_Roo](#): > > Just coincidentally, the last thread I opened was one of \*\*Lobsang’\*\*s pointless OPs. > > First, **Lobsang** , don’t you get tired of posting them? > > Second, what are you trying to get out of them? > > Third, can’t you have some pity on some of us that go into a thread hoping for something interesting, only to find that it’s something so pointless that it doesn’t even merit a :rolleyes:? Fourth - I’ve been here for six years. Why do you still open them? Giraffe. I’ve got to say. I admire the level-headedness with which you’ve taken this ill-meaning attack on your character. This raises you in my estimation. ---
**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffe-fuck-you/473229/40 "2008-11-18T02:50:02Z")
> [@Lobsang](#): > > I fail to _understand_ those people. Along with failing to understand how to pour piss out of a boot with the instructions written on the heel. You’re not very bright, are you? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffe-fuck-you/473229.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffe-fuck-you/473229.md?page=3)