# Giraffe - Fuck you. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 18, 2008, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffe-fuck-you/473229 "2008-11-18T02:17:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![neutron\_star](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/51bf81/32.png) [@neutron\_star](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neutron_star)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffe-fuck-you/473229/101 "2008-11-18T20:17:39Z")
> [@The closed Pit thread](#): > > I would actually quite enjoy being a youtube blogger if… > > I didn’t look like an evil paedophile axe-murdering rapist on camera. > And didn’t sound… well… I can’t even attach a comparison to how I sound. I sound like someone who makes other people cringe when I speak (because I cringe when I hear it If this is as funny as it sounds, I wanna see it. ---
**Author:** ![Jeff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeff)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffe-fuck-you/473229/102 "2008-11-18T20:22:03Z")
> [@Lobsang](#): > > I will get better. I will get out of this valley. I actually decided yesterday to re-join a gym and start to improve my body image once more. Not caring so much about the gut (that won’t go away so just live with it dude) but improve the bits I can improve. I think one single talk with your boss would be worth 1000 trips to the gym, clearly your gut is not your real problem. ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffe-fuck-you/473229/103 "2008-11-18T20:25:18Z")
> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#): > > [And wicked hot.](http://img2.timeinc.net/instyle/images/v2/fashionshow/SR__boot_giraffe_240.jpg) I’ll never look at a giraffe the same again! Thank you for providing the imagery to sear my brain in such a way. ---
**Author:** ![magellan01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@magellan01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magellan01)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffe-fuck-you/473229/104 "2008-11-18T20:38:15Z")
I used my mouse to drag-scroll through page 2 of this thread and while it was too fast to read anything, the words that jumped out at me were **Hot-Buttered-Lobsang.** Thought it was funny. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffe-fuck-you/473229/105 "2008-11-18T21:17:54Z")
Train wrecks are fun. ---
**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffe-fuck-you/473229/106 "2008-11-18T21:26:00Z")
> [@neutron\_star](#): > > If this is as funny as it sounds, I wanna see it. Don’t see those much. Except for when they’re on the way to jail. And they always look all butt hurt. ---
**Author:** ![Bites\_When\_Provoked](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bites_when_provoked/32/18073_2.png) [@Bites\_When\_Provoked](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bites_When_Provoked)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffe-fuck-you/473229/107 "2008-11-18T21:52:45Z")
> [@Lobsang](#): > > Oh and by the way. I hope you’ve noticed that you are one of the most hated mods here. I’ve certainly noticed it as I spend every single day here. You are a small-minded dickhead. It was at this point that I decided you’re making a joke. \*\*Giraffe \*\*is a small-minded dickhead? Most hated? I don’t \*think \*so. I was kind of surprised to skim further and find out you were serious. ---
**Author:** ![Random\_Design](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/58f4c7/32.png) [@Random\_Design](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Random_Design)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffe-fuck-you/473229/108 "2008-11-18T23:44:12Z")
> [@Lobsang](#): > > This involves eating recklessly and drinking recklesly. eating recklessly? Like what, you eat off a knife instead of a fork? Heap the plate really really full and then perch it on the corner of the table while you eat (with knife)? If you want to be reckless, you know what’s needed… drugs, as many kinds in as much quantity as you can afford. Not heroin though, that stuff’ll kill you. And don’t do crack. This may be off track, but I recall a thread being closed recently in Mpsims, I’m sure it was Lobby but not 100%, and it was closed for being _too_ mundane. I think that’s… silly. Life is silly. Do drugs. ---
**Author:** ![flyboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/4da419/32.png) [@flyboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flyboy)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2008, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffe-fuck-you/473229/109 "2008-11-19T00:18:36Z")
> [@Q.E.D](#): > > To be fair, that’s not always the [case](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=492804). Even there, it seems, there is a limit. So, I guess I’m confused here. We have **Skipmagic** , an Admin, come in on the 13th and give this formal warning: > [@](#): > > Lobsang, you’ve been told before to stop with these pointless threads, so please take this as a warning to stop treating the SDMB like your personal blog. None of the fora–even this one–are meant for every little thing that pops in your head. Again, if you just want to post random thoughts, please contribute to a LiveJournal or Blogger account. On the 17th, we have **Giraffe** give this warning: > [@](#): > > Mod warning: > > * * * > > Enough with the pointless Pit threads, Lobsang. This is a formal warning to stop using the boards as your personal blog. An Admin warning, referencing that HE’S BEEN TOLD BEFORE TO STOP, followed several days later by a mod warning for the EXACT same fucking behavior. Am I allowed to ask why this guy is still around? I don’t care if his life is going down the shitter. Call me a soulless prick, but this guy has done nothing over the last howevermany years to earn my respect. How many times does he get to violate warnings before he gets the boot? ---
**Author:** ![hajario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hajario/32/171_2.png) [@hajario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hajario)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2008, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffe-fuck-you/473229/110 "2008-11-19T01:01:58Z")
The bottom line to me is that this kid is using way more than his share of the SDMB resources. He posts one to two OPs a day, every fucking day. Most of us post fewer than one a week. It would be one thing if the content was interesting but for the most part it’s boring, useless shit. Take a 30 day break, **Lobsang** , it will do you, and us, a lot of good. ---
**Author:** ![neutron\_star](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/51bf81/32.png) [@neutron\_star](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neutron_star)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2008, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffe-fuck-you/473229/111 "2008-11-19T01:07:55Z")
> [@Random\_Design](#): > > eating recklessly? [Puffer fish](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puffer_fish#Human_Interaction). ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2008, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffe-fuck-you/473229/112 "2008-11-19T01:13:11Z")
> [@hajario](#): > > Take a 30 day break, **Lobsang** , it will do you, and us, a lot of good. Gets my vote. ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2008, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffe-fuck-you/473229/113 "2008-11-19T03:03:26Z")
**Giraffe** , you’re a dildo. ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2008, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffe-fuck-you/473229/114 "2008-11-19T03:05:59Z")
> [@Idle\_Thoughts](#): > > **Giraffe** , you’re a dildo. Something that pleasures many? ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2008, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffe-fuck-you/473229/115 "2008-11-19T03:08:56Z")
> [@wring](#): > > Something that pleasures many? You know it. ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2008, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffe-fuck-you/473229/116 "2008-11-19T03:36:47Z")
I was with my husband and kids at the Lincoln Park zoo (may have been Brookfield Zoo) when the giraffes attempted to mate. I wanted to watch (the ONLY time I’ve ever been voyeuristic in me life) and my husband was embarrassed and appalled. He fussed like a mother hen. Lemme tell you, giraffes doing the nasty is awkward, cumbersome and fascinating. And the penis is looooooong, black and thin. Female giraffe seemed resigned and mostly bored by the whole thing. Male G did lick her ear, which may count as foreplay. I never did get to see completion of coitus. I count it as one of the failures of my life. I just thought I’d share. It’s not often I get to share my giraffe sex story. If you ask my husband about it to this day, he gets all bothered. Men are weird. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2008, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffe-fuck-you/473229/117 "2008-11-19T03:47:42Z")
I’d just like to mention that **Giraffe** is in the top three of SDMB mods, and that **Lobsang** should stay in MPSIMS, where he can find attention from people who care about and are interested in inane and dweebish posters. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2008, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffe-fuck-you/473229/118 "2008-11-19T03:52:40Z")
I just learned in another thread there is a Rapture index, so it follows there would be an SDMB Mod index. Are you ranked by similarity to the Antichrist? ---
**Author:** ![Koxinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2008, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffe-fuck-you/473229/119 "2008-11-19T03:54:54Z")
> [@eleanorigby](#): > > I just thought I’d share. It’s not often I get to share my giraffe sex story. If you ask my husband about it to this day, he gets all bothered. Men are weird. 😛 Reminds me of an old story about a fellow taking his son to the zoo: the punchline goes, “Now remember son, your mother is _spoiled_.” ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2008, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffe-fuck-you/473229/120 "2008-11-19T04:18:16Z")
> [@ivan\_astikov](#): > > I’ll never look at a giraffe the same again! Thank you for providing the imagery to sear my brain in such a way. 😃 My work here is done. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffe-fuck-you/473229.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffe-fuck-you/473229.md?page=7)