# Giraffe/VCO3

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffe-vco3/430992>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 23, 2007, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffe-vco3/430992 "2007-12-23T02:59:06Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2007, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffe-vco3/430992/121 "2007-12-25T03:31:09Z")

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[QUOTE=Guinastasia]  
And that chick who said she felt gang raped when someone Pitted her.  
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We don’t need to. She’s still a member.

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**Author:** ![E-Sabbath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19adc/32.png) [@E-Sabbath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-Sabbath)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2007, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffe-vco3/430992/122 "2007-12-25T03:31:50Z")

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Seethruart’s mars cities!

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2007, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffe-vco3/430992/123 "2007-12-25T05:05:03Z")

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[QUOTE=Inner Stickler]  
We don’t need to. She’s still a member.  
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Damn, which one?

What about, **fauxpas** , the one who asked if Linux would be compatible with Windows98?

Or **Roland Deschain** , who liked to talk about the most personal, TMI subjects, and bragged about treating his wife like shit?

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2007, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffe-vco3/430992/124 "2007-12-25T05:14:39Z")

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And there was **Jersey Diamond** and that guy… I don’t remember his name but they were some kind of bizarre fundamentalist couple. I also can’t recall if they were both banned or left in a huff.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2007, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffe-vco3/430992/125 "2007-12-25T05:22:30Z")

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[QUOTE=Boyo Jim]  
And there was **Jersey Diamond** and that guy… I don’t remember his name but they were some kind of bizarre fundamentalist couple. I also can’t recall if they were both banned or left in a huff.  
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**JoeCool**. He was banned for being a complete jackass-the guy was downright cruel. He and Jersey would say completely, horrible, hateful comments-then act all surprised when people took offense.

Jersey left with him, as he was her husband…

…however, recently she contacted some Dopers to appologize for her behavior. It seems she came out of the closet, left Joe, and is now in a lesbian relationship. Looking back, it seems that being closeted in such a fundamentalist religion was probably some of the reason she lashed out.

Oh! And **His4ever**! She was always a hoot. “Why is everyone picking on MEEEE!!!” She’d whine about being persecuted for being a Christian, and pull this passive-agressive attitude, “I’d better not comment, since everyone would just take offense, because they’re going to Hell” or whatever.

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**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2007, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffe-vco3/430992/126 "2007-12-25T05:30:17Z")

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[QUOTE=Guinastasia]  
Damn, which one?

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The one who changed her username, presumably because of Rapegate. I suspect she would prefer relative anonymity.

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2007, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffe-vco3/430992/127 "2007-12-25T05:57:17Z")

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[QUOTE=Guinastasia]  
…Oh! And **His4ever**! She was always a hoot. “Why is everyone picking on MEEEE!!!” She’d whine about being persecuted for being a Christian, and pull this passive-agressive attitude, “I’d better not comment, since everyone would just take offense, because they’re going to Hell” or whatever.  
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Oh yeah, I remember her. She was basically the Church Lady without any punch lines or irony.

Have there been any recent threads about favorite departed Doper loons? This little hijack is taking me down memory lane.

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**Author:** ![RedFury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ec9cab/32.png) [@RedFury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedFury)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2007, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffe-vco3/430992/128 "2007-12-25T06:35:07Z")

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Memory lane it is.

What about the guy/gal/whatever that claimed (shouted even) it produced “female sperm”? I found that bizarre and disturbing all at once.

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**Author:** ![C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b2d939/32.png) [@C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C_K_Dexter_Haven)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2007, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffe-vco3/430992/129 "2007-12-25T14:18:40Z")

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OK, WHOA.

We do NOT encourage discussion of persons who have been banned in the past. Trolls are looking for attention, and we don’t want to give it to them.

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2007, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffe-vco3/430992/130 "2007-12-25T15:28:09Z")

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[QUOTE=C K Dexter Haven]  
OK, WHOA.

We do NOT encourage discussion of persons who have been banned in the past. …  
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But that’s the best time to discuss them! The only other time is when they will be banned in the future. That seems rude. 😛

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2007, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffe-vco3/430992/131 "2007-12-25T16:49:11Z")

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[QUOTE=RedFury]  
Memory lane it is.

What about the guy/gal/whatever that claimed (shouted even) it produced “female sperm”? I found that bizarre and disturbing all at once.  
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**lee** and **KellyM**. They’re still here, they just haven’t been posting.

And they aren’t trolls-just really, REALLY shrill.

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**Author:** ![ParentalAdvisory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/53a042/32.png) [@ParentalAdvisory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParentalAdvisory)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2007, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffe-vco3/430992/132 "2007-12-25T17:04:08Z")

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[QUOTE=Guinastasia]  
Damn, which one?  
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brightpenny?

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**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2007, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffe-vco3/430992/133 "2007-12-25T18:28:47Z")

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> [@Guinastasia](#):
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> (following another assload of remembered posters)
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> Damn, which one?
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> What about, fauxpas, the one who asked if Linux would be compatible with Windows98?
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> Or Roland Deschain, who liked to talk about the most personal, TMI subjects, and bragged about treating his wife like shit?

You really don’t have a life outside of the Dope, do you?

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**Author:** ![lobstermobster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobstermobster/32/10033_2.png) [@lobstermobster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lobstermobster)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2007, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffe-vco3/430992/134 "2007-12-25T21:07:04Z")

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I don’t see why VCO3 gets his own rule. What about the rest of us that are just as big of fools as he is? I mean check out what a Christmas bitch Guin is being. Can’t we make something up for her? How about me? I want a rule.

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2007, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffe-vco3/430992/135 "2007-12-25T21:22:40Z")

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[QUOTE=lobstermobster]  
I don’t see why VCO3 gets his own rule. What about the rest of us that are just as big of fools as he is? I mean check out what a Christmas bitch Guin is being. Can’t we make something up for her? How about me? I want a rule.  
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You wanna rule? STFU, YOU!

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**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2007, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffe-vco3/430992/136 "2007-12-25T21:37:38Z")

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[QUOTE=lobstermobster]  
How about me? I want a rule.  
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While you’re sometimes irritating, you just aren’t world-class when it comes to being an ass. Lobsters got no ass.

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**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2007, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffe-vco3/430992/137 "2007-12-25T21:48:46Z")

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[Merry Christmas Lobstermobster](http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/3668/bigredlobsterqq7.jpg)

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**Author:** ![lobstermobster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobstermobster/32/10033_2.png) [@lobstermobster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lobstermobster)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2007, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffe-vco3/430992/138 "2007-12-25T22:22:40Z")

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[QUOTE=Autolycus]  
[Merry Christmas Lobstermobster](http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/3668/bigredlobsterqq7.jpg)  
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how did you find that picture of me?

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**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2007, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffe-vco3/430992/139 "2007-12-25T23:59:36Z")

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[QUOTE=lobstermobster]  
how did you find that picture of me?  
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I typed in “lobster ass” on Google Images.

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**Author:** ![Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heffalump_and_roo/32/7691_2.png) [@Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heffalump_and_Roo)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2007, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffe-vco3/430992/140 "2007-12-26T00:46:18Z")

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[QUOTE=lobstermobster]  
How about me? I want a rule.  
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You thought it was “complicated” when the rule was about \*\*VCO3 \*\*( **HD** , did I get that right?)

> [@lobstermobster](#):
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> I don’t like the rules getting more complicated.

What would you do with your **own** rule? Would your head assplode?

> [@Auto](#):
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> I typed in “lobster ass” on Google Images.

You weren’t kidding either. I checked.

And just for **lm**. . . . . 😃😃

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