# Giraffe's challenge: What should he drop in a pool of urine? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 12, 2003, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffes-challenge-what-should-he-drop-in-a-pool-of-urine/181417 "2003-06-12T19:40:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2003, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffes-challenge-what-should-he-drop-in-a-pool-of-urine/181417/181 "2003-06-27T18:18:52Z")
**Giraffe** said: > [@](#): > > I have an image to think about, you know. I think that is pretty well locked in place after this. You could post an articulate, poignant political argument in Great Debates that managed to sway both **Stoid** and **december** to your position and the rest of the board would look at it and say’ “Oh look, the urine eater is posting again. Good for him.” Bonus points to me for including Stoid and december. Ought to be a nice surprise when they do a vanity search and this thread comes up. ---
**Author:** ![carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de0a6/32.png) [@carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrot)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2003, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffes-challenge-what-should-he-drop-in-a-pool-of-urine/181417/182 "2003-06-27T18:27:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Giraffe \* > \*\*I have an image to think about, you know. \*\* If it helps, I probably won’t remember you as “The guy with the tongue sig” anymore. ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2003, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffes-challenge-what-should-he-drop-in-a-pool-of-urine/181417/183 "2003-06-28T00:45:30Z")
and you need big people shirts. I’d need around a 2xl… (3x if you could handle it… I like my shirts big. ) ---
**Author:** ![Jonno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f19dbf/32.png) [@Jonno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonno)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2003, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffes-challenge-what-should-he-drop-in-a-pool-of-urine/181417/184 "2003-06-28T05:52:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by carrot \* > \*\*If it helps, I probably won’t remember you as “The guy with the tongue sig” anymore. \*\* Maybe the guy with the yellow tongue? ---
**Author:** ![ace22](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f05b48/32.png) [@ace22](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ace22)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2003, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffes-challenge-what-should-he-drop-in-a-pool-of-urine/181417/185 "2003-06-30T16:39:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by CelticCowboy \* > \*\*Maybe the guy with the yellow tongue? \*\* Close, but not quite. Try _The Man With the Golden Tongue_ And **scout** , you can’t get away. There are people here who know how to get things. ---
**Author:** ![carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de0a6/32.png) [@carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrot)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2003, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffes-challenge-what-should-he-drop-in-a-pool-of-urine/181417/186 "2003-06-30T17:00:18Z")
Okay, that’s it. Where the hell is **Mullinator** and these pictures? ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2003, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffes-challenge-what-should-he-drop-in-a-pool-of-urine/181417/187 "2003-07-01T13:30:21Z")
Sorry for the delay. There was a death in the family/funeral etc over the weekend so I wasn’t in much of a mood to deal with Giraffe’s urine. Expect the pictures to appear sometime today or tomorrow. ---
**Author:** ![Shotgunhaircut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@Shotgunhaircut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shotgunhaircut)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2003, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffes-challenge-what-should-he-drop-in-a-pool-of-urine/181417/188 "2003-07-01T14:21:43Z")
So what will we need to do to get one of these t-shirts? And oh my god this is the funniest thread I have ever seen. ---
**Author:** ![HerMajestyLorna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/7cd45c/32.png) [@HerMajestyLorna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HerMajestyLorna)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2003, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffes-challenge-what-should-he-drop-in-a-pool-of-urine/181417/189 "2003-07-01T15:16:46Z")
So sorry, **Mullinator**. I hope we can have the t-shirt info posted here or somewhere accessible, so anyone interested (hint: me) could get one! 🙂 Thanks for the hard work of everyone who participated. Except **Giraffe**. All he did was eat some PBJs. ---
**Author:** ![Gorgon\_Heap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f475e1/32.png) [@Gorgon\_Heap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorgon_Heap)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2003, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffes-challenge-what-should-he-drop-in-a-pool-of-urine/181417/190 "2003-07-01T15:30:25Z")
Very busy week at work, so this’ll take some time. Patience, grasshopah. ---
**Author:** ![carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de0a6/32.png) [@carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrot)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2003, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffes-challenge-what-should-he-drop-in-a-pool-of-urine/181417/191 "2003-07-01T16:35:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by HerMajestyLorna \* > \*\*Thanks for the hard work of everyone who participated. Except **Giraffe**. All he did was eat some PBJs. \*\* Yeah, the real kudos should go to **nerissassippi**. Y’know, she had to hold the camera all steady through the gales of laughter. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2003, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffes-challenge-what-should-he-drop-in-a-pool-of-urine/181417/192 "2003-07-01T17:03:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by carrot \* > \*\*Yeah, the real kudos should go to **nerissassippi**. Y’know, she had to hold the camera all steady through the gales of laughter. \*\* She’s a trooper, that one. ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffes-challenge-what-should-he-drop-in-a-pool-of-urine/181417/193 "2003-07-02T15:54:58Z")
The pictures, they are posted. To view them in all of their splendor, just [follow the link.](http://www31.brinkster.com/mullinatorsdmb/Giraffe.html) Or, just click on my sig (assuming I coded it correctly. Always a dicey proposition.) ---
**Author:** ![ace22](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f05b48/32.png) [@ace22](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ace22)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffes-challenge-what-should-he-drop-in-a-pool-of-urine/181417/194 "2003-07-02T16:15:06Z")
Noooooo!!! Piss-yellow text on the title?? Ack! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Mirror\_Image\_egamI\_rorriM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e56c9b/32.png) [@Mirror\_Image\_egamI\_rorriM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mirror_Image_egamI_rorriM)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffes-challenge-what-should-he-drop-in-a-pool-of-urine/181417/195 "2003-07-02T17:26:41Z")
The one with the cat inspecting the toilet is the best of the bunch. **Giraffe** is a very brave (or possibly very stupid) man. In any case, he is an example to us all. ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffes-challenge-what-should-he-drop-in-a-pool-of-urine/181417/196 "2003-07-02T18:58:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*In any case, he is an example to us all. \*\* You probably forgot to add, ."…of what shirt not to buy." ---
**Author:** ![scout1222](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@scout1222](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scout1222)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffes-challenge-what-should-he-drop-in-a-pool-of-urine/181417/197 "2003-07-02T19:01:38Z")
Brilliant, just brilliant. And who knew, but the dude who’ll eat a urine-soaked sammy is a cutie-patootie! [no offense, **nerissassippi** - you got yourself a looker!] And yes, the cat photo is hysterical. ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffes-challenge-what-should-he-drop-in-a-pool-of-urine/181417/198 "2003-07-02T19:47:34Z")
[Monty Burns] Excellent [/Monty Burns] ---
**Author:** ![guava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/71e660/32.png) [@guava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/guava)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffes-challenge-what-should-he-drop-in-a-pool-of-urine/181417/199 "2003-07-03T04:45:39Z")
> [@](#): > > The site you have attempted to visit is hosted by Brinkster. General Solutions have a limit to the amount of traffic that each site can have per day. The site you have visited has reached that limit. Please try again another day. I’m really curious now. ---
**Author:** ![Pebbles131](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/eada6e/32.png) [@Pebbles131](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pebbles131)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffes-challenge-what-should-he-drop-in-a-pool-of-urine/181417/200 "2003-07-03T12:06:11Z")
Gah! The bandwidth limit has been reached! It let me see the first one then booted me out. Bum! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffes-challenge-what-should-he-drop-in-a-pool-of-urine/181417.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giraffes-challenge-what-should-he-drop-in-a-pool-of-urine/181417.md?page=11)