# Girl in Latex, with Fish **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 22, 2007, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girl-in-latex-with-fish/420109 "2007-09-22T15:54:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ccd318/32.png) [@Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_in_Qatar)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2007, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girl-in-latex-with-fish/420109/1 "2007-09-22T15:54:01Z")
It is mindless and pointless. Have you seen the Australian [Fisherman’s Friend](http://www.fishermansfriend.net.au/tv.shtml) ads? ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2007, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girl-in-latex-with-fish/420109/2 "2007-09-22T16:04:01Z")
I’d tuna. ---
**Author:** ![Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ccd318/32.png) [@Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_in_Qatar)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2007, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girl-in-latex-with-fish/420109/3 "2007-09-22T16:05:09Z")
She’d hit it. Repeatedly. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2007, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girl-in-latex-with-fish/420109/4 "2007-09-22T16:14:43Z")
I’d be battered? ☹ ---
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2007, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girl-in-latex-with-fish/420109/5 "2007-09-23T16:02:02Z")
I’d fillet ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2007, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girl-in-latex-with-fish/420109/6 "2007-09-23T16:18:26Z")
This is why I love to watch TV in foreign countries. I’ll never understand Aussie ads, but they sure are fun to watch. Guys-the puns are terrible. Keep 'em coming! ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2007, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girl-in-latex-with-fish/420109/7 "2007-09-23T16:21:07Z")
[QUOTE=chowder] I’d fillet [/QUOTE] For cod’s hake, have you no morays? ---
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2007, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girl-in-latex-with-fish/420109/8 "2007-09-23T16:23:52Z")
[QUOTE=jjimm] For cod’s hake, have you no morays? [/QUOTE] Firths? ---
**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2007, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girl-in-latex-with-fish/420109/9 "2007-09-23T16:30:10Z")
First I’d grouper, then I’d flounder. ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2007, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girl-in-latex-with-fish/420109/10 "2007-09-23T16:45:46Z")
[QUOTE=chowder] Firths? [/QUOTE] Eels. I’d conger. ---
**Author:** ![Turek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/turek/32/18782_2.png) [@Turek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Turek)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2007, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girl-in-latex-with-fish/420109/11 "2007-09-23T16:56:18Z")
I’d tune 'er piano. ---
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2007, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girl-in-latex-with-fish/420109/12 "2007-09-23T17:04:44Z")
[QUOTE=jjimm] Eels. I’d conger. [/QUOTE] I know you meant eels, I was being smart, or so I thought…you know Moray Firth. Anyways, I’d plaice her face down and then perch on her before smothering her in white(bait) ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2007, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girl-in-latex-with-fish/420109/13 "2007-09-23T17:06:44Z")
Her plaice or mine? eta: damn, you nicked my plaice! I’d warm her cockles. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2007, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girl-in-latex-with-fish/420109/14 "2007-09-23T17:08:09Z")
I’d do 'er, just for the halibut. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2007, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girl-in-latex-with-fish/420109/15 "2007-09-23T17:54:00Z")
She’s awesome. What’s the product? ---
**Author:** ![levdrakon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@levdrakon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/levdrakon)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2007, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girl-in-latex-with-fish/420109/16 "2007-09-23T18:11:17Z")
I’d tune 'er fish, and I’m gay. ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2007, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girl-in-latex-with-fish/420109/17 "2007-09-23T18:18:12Z")
I’ve haddock with these figh puns! Stop it this minnow! ---
**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2007, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girl-in-latex-with-fish/420109/18 "2007-09-23T21:09:58Z")
Looks like she has a Red Snapper. ---
**Author:** ![Ravenman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ravenman/32/2929_2.png) [@Ravenman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ravenman)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2007, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girl-in-latex-with-fish/420109/19 "2007-09-23T21:25:31Z")
I think she’s really… uh… lobster. Dammit! Some day I’ll get the hang of this. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2007, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girl-in-latex-with-fish/420109/20 "2007-09-23T22:14:30Z")
Why am I reminded of the Bond film, _Octopussy_? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girl-in-latex-with-fish/420109.md?page=2)