# Girl in Latex, with Fish **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 22, 2007, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girl-in-latex-with-fish/420109 "2007-09-22T15:54:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2007, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girl-in-latex-with-fish/420109/21 "2007-09-24T00:36:18Z")
I bet you’ll get a case of the crabs. ---
**Author:** ![PaulParkhead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@PaulParkhead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PaulParkhead)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2007, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girl-in-latex-with-fish/420109/22 "2007-09-24T00:54:05Z")
Oh wow! Finally I have found my porpoise in life. ---
**Author:** ![wolf\_meister](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf_meister/32/15202_2.png) [@wolf\_meister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_meister)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2007, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girl-in-latex-with-fish/420109/23 "2007-09-24T06:30:33Z")
I’m disappointed. She told me “not tonight … I have a haddock.” ☹ ---
**Author:** ![IrreverentTone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@IrreverentTone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IrreverentTone)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2007, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girl-in-latex-with-fish/420109/24 "2007-09-24T06:33:00Z")
All of you would pike her? I find that fishy. ---
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2007, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girl-in-latex-with-fish/420109/25 "2007-09-24T07:28:08Z")
I’d have a whale of a time on salmon enchanted evening ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2007, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girl-in-latex-with-fish/420109/26 "2007-09-24T12:34:05Z")
If she tickled me in the pollocks, I’d give the old trout my chub. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2007, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girl-in-latex-with-fish/420109/27 "2007-09-24T15:11:36Z")
I believe I would enjoy having sexual intercourse with the lady. ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2007, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girl-in-latex-with-fish/420109/28 "2007-09-24T15:17:29Z")
[QUOTE=Zebra] I believe I would enjoy having sexual intercourse with the lady. [/QUOTE] In the starfish? ---
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2007, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girl-in-latex-with-fish/420109/29 "2007-09-24T15:28:29Z")
Stop carping on, just dangle your minnow at an acute angle and dab away fairly ruffe at first. Phew!..that smelt! ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2007, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girl-in-latex-with-fish/420109/30 "2007-09-24T15:30:51Z")
I’d liquor cabinet. Wait, maybe I’m not totally clear on the concept here. ---
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2007, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girl-in-latex-with-fish/420109/31 "2007-09-24T15:34:17Z")
[QUOTE=Cervaise] I’d liquor cabinet. Wait, maybe I’m not totally clear on the concept here. [/QUOTE] That’s for shore 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2007, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girl-in-latex-with-fish/420109/32 "2007-09-24T16:17:18Z")
Herring her up and oyster out. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2007, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girl-in-latex-with-fish/420109/33 "2007-09-24T16:19:13Z")
Straight line: I’ll bet her cat’s breath smells like tuna. ---
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2007, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girl-in-latex-with-fish/420109/34 "2007-09-24T16:29:59Z")
Just skate across to her, point your stingray and who knows in 9 months we could have a sprat or two ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2007, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girl-in-latex-with-fish/420109/35 "2007-09-24T17:50:24Z")
[QUOTE=Happy Lendervedder] Straight line: I’ll bet her cat’s breath smells like tuna. [/QUOTE] But how does her pussy taste? Happy, one-man comedy team ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2007, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girl-in-latex-with-fish/420109/36 "2007-09-24T20:43:27Z")
You guys have gone off the deep end. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![rhythmonly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ee59a6/32.png) [@rhythmonly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rhythmonly)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2007, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girl-in-latex-with-fish/420109/37 "2007-09-24T21:07:17Z")
Hook, line, and sinker! ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2007, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girl-in-latex-with-fish/420109/38 "2007-09-25T04:25:50Z")
I’d show _her_ my fishing pole… ---
**Author:** ![DataZak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ea666f/32.png) [@DataZak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DataZak)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2007, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girl-in-latex-with-fish/420109/39 "2007-09-25T04:34:14Z")
If I’m not mistaken the British ad for Fisherman’s Friend had the catchphrase, “_Suck 'em and see_”. Always gave me a giggle. Not sure if they’ve changed it by now. ---
**Author:** ![Spiff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiff/32/9852_2.png) [@Spiff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiff)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2007, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girl-in-latex-with-fish/420109/40 "2007-09-25T14:11:04Z")
[QUOTE=Sunspace] You guys have gone off the deep end. 🙂 [/QUOTE] Have we really? I’d say it deep ends who you ask. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girl-in-latex-with-fish/420109.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girl-in-latex-with-fish/420109.md?page=3)