# Girl in Latex, with Fish

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girl-in-latex-with-fish/420109>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 22, 2007, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girl-in-latex-with-fish/420109 "2007-09-22T15:54:01Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2007, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girl-in-latex-with-fish/420109/41 "2007-09-25T16:10:25Z")

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[QUOTE=Bryan Ekers]  
I’d show _her_ my fishing pole…  
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And your flies?

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**Author:** ![muzzynyc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b3f665/32.png) [@muzzynyc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muzzynyc)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2007, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girl-in-latex-with-fish/420109/42 "2007-09-25T16:22:10Z")

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My rod just jerked. I think she’s taken the bait.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2007, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girl-in-latex-with-fish/420109/43 "2007-09-25T17:28:55Z")

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[QUOTE=muzzynyc]  
My rod just jerked. I think she’s taken the bait.  
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Oh admit it, you would’ve jerked your rod whether she took it or not.

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**Author:** ![Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ccd318/32.png) [@Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_in_Qatar)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2007, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girl-in-latex-with-fish/420109/44 "2007-09-25T17:32:29Z")

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“Punt” a flat-bottomed boat usually with blunt bow and stern.

Make your own joke.

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2007, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girl-in-latex-with-fish/420109/45 "2007-09-25T17:46:26Z")

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[QUOTE=Paul in Saudi]  
“Punt” a flat-bottomed boat usually with blunt bow and stern.

Make your own joke.  
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“Girls on the way. But what the hell’s a ‘panoe’?” 😃

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**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2007, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girl-in-latex-with-fish/420109/46 "2007-09-25T18:53:26Z")

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I’ll beach my whale in her port anyray…

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2007, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girl-in-latex-with-fish/420109/47 "2007-09-25T19:01:58Z")

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I know there’s a universally recognized nautical flag to signify “diver,” but is there a similar flag for “muff”?

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**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2007, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girl-in-latex-with-fish/420109/48 "2007-09-25T20:18:11Z")

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For all you know she’s really crappie in bed.

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**Author:** ![GoatRider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/2acd7d/32.png) [@GoatRider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GoatRider)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2007, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girl-in-latex-with-fish/420109/49 "2007-09-25T20:30:42Z")

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Squid it you guys!

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2007, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girl-in-latex-with-fish/420109/50 "2007-09-25T21:48:25Z")

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[QUOTE=Paul in Saudi]  
“Punt” a flat-bottomed boat usually with blunt bow and stern.

Make your own joke.  
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_ **Her** _ bow & stern are nicely rounded.

But don’t get any ideas.  
Getting between that woman & me _could_ be done, with Enterprise, but it would be a Titanic mistake.

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**Author:** ![Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ccd318/32.png) [@Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_in_Qatar)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2007, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girl-in-latex-with-fish/420109/51 "2007-09-26T03:28:23Z")

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[QUOTE=Sunspace]  
“Girls on the way. But what the hell’s a ‘panoe’?” 😃  
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I actually know that limerick. I stopped reciting it because people did not understand the word “ethnologist.”

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**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2007, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girl-in-latex-with-fish/420109/52 "2007-09-26T07:02:29Z")

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[QUOTE=muzzynyc]  
My rod just jerked. I think she’s taken the bait.  
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Yes I hear fish are partial to maggots and small worms, pink ones 😃

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