# Girlfriend cant walk after orgasm **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 2, 2017, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-cant-walk-after-orgasm/783604 "2017-04-02T20:54:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Alfishius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e56c9b/32.png) [@Alfishius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alfishius)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2017, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-cant-walk-after-orgasm/783604/1 "2017-04-02T20:54:15Z")
Seriously what is up? She walks like a baby deer for about ten minutes after. Doesn’t matter if she’s with me or solo. The other day I told her I wanted to watch her solo but after she was done I wanted her to get right up and walk around, like the second it was over. That shit was hilarious ---
**Author:** ![x-ray\_vision](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/x-ray_vision/32/351_2.png) [@x-ray\_vision](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/x-ray_vision)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2017, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-cant-walk-after-orgasm/783604/2 "2017-04-02T21:26:22Z")
Well, it’s a great sign that she’s not faking it. ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2017, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-cant-walk-after-orgasm/783604/3 "2017-04-02T22:06:02Z")
Stealth bragging. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2017, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-cant-walk-after-orgasm/783604/4 "2017-04-02T22:07:49Z")
> [@ElvisL1ves](#): > > Stealth bragging. Nothing stealth about it. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![GaryM](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garym/32/241_2.png) [@GaryM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaryM)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2017, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-cant-walk-after-orgasm/783604/5 "2017-04-02T22:09:32Z")
It’s not bragging if you can do it. ---
**Author:** ![x-ray\_vision](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/x-ray_vision/32/351_2.png) [@x-ray\_vision](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/x-ray_vision)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2017, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-cant-walk-after-orgasm/783604/6 "2017-04-02T22:10:17Z")
> [@GaryM](#): > > It’s not bragging if you can do it. Huh? ---
**Author:** ![HeyHomie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heyhomie/32/207_2.png) [@HeyHomie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HeyHomie)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2017, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-cant-walk-after-orgasm/783604/7 "2017-04-02T22:30:52Z")
Good on your girlfriend! Mrs. Homie isn’t quite that intense, but she can get close sometimes. What I’d give to be female for a few hours. ---
**Author:** ![steatopygia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steatopygia/32/3132_2.png) [@steatopygia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/steatopygia)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2017, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-cant-walk-after-orgasm/783604/8 "2017-04-02T22:34:14Z")
Its not bragging at all. He said she has the same result when rows her own boat. I might have left that part out… ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2017, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-cant-walk-after-orgasm/783604/9 "2017-04-02T23:32:29Z")
You can be pretty certain he’s _telling everybody_. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2017, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-cant-walk-after-orgasm/783604/10 "2017-04-02T23:56:22Z")
Nm. Didn’t read ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2017, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-cant-walk-after-orgasm/783604/11 "2017-04-03T01:08:15Z")
She recovers after 10 minutes? Pffff. Amateur. ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2017, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-cant-walk-after-orgasm/783604/12 "2017-04-03T03:14:31Z")
psht! can’t walk for a few minutes.:rolleyes: HAH! its the kind of sex that leaves them unable to _talk_ for an hour or two that kept me and my exwife together for eight years.🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2017, 8:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-cant-walk-after-orgasm/783604/13 "2017-04-03T08:21:48Z")
I’m reminded of a comment I read on another forum; "I don’t know for _sure_ whether orgasms are more intense for men or women. But I \*do \*know that my wife has been knocked unconscious by hers, and that’s never happened to _me."_ ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2017, 11:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-cant-walk-after-orgasm/783604/14 "2017-04-03T11:32:14Z")
Could she walk prior to orgasm? ---
**Author:** ![FloatyGimpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/floatygimpy/32/7750_2.png) [@FloatyGimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FloatyGimpy)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2017, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-cant-walk-after-orgasm/783604/15 "2017-04-03T16:23:58Z")
Well that signup date surprised me! ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2017, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-cant-walk-after-orgasm/783604/16 "2017-04-03T17:18:08Z")
Can she chew gum? ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2017, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-cant-walk-after-orgasm/783604/17 "2017-04-03T17:20:47Z")
If the OP was a Gentleman, he’d help her buy a [Mobility Scooter](https://www.google.com/search?q=obesity+mobility+scooter&safe=off&source=lnms&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjv_Y-p5YjTAhXC5oMKHbuSCzIQ_AUIBygA&biw=1920&bih=950&dpr=1#q=mobility+scooters&safe=off&tbm=shop&*). ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2017, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-cant-walk-after-orgasm/783604/18 "2017-04-03T19:07:18Z")
> [@Count\_Blucher](#): > > If the OP was a Gentleman, he’d help her buy a [Mobility Scooter](https://www.google.com/search?q=obesity+mobility+scooter&safe=off&source=lnms&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjv_Y-p5YjTAhXC5oMKHbuSCzIQ_AUIBygA&biw=1920&bih=950&dpr=1#q=mobility+scooters&safe=off&tbm=shop&*). Now, a “Post Orgasm Mobility Scooter” _would_ be stealth bragging. Possibly for both of them. ---
**Author:** ![Alfishius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e56c9b/32.png) [@Alfishius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alfishius)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2017, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-cant-walk-after-orgasm/783604/19 "2017-04-04T22:57:09Z")
> [@Count\_Blucher](#): > > If the OP was a Gentleman, he’d help her buy a [Mobility Scooter](https://www.google.com/search?q=obesity+mobility+scooter&safe=off&source=lnms&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjv_Y-p5YjTAhXC5oMKHbuSCzIQ_AUIBygA&biw=1920&bih=950&dpr=1#q=mobility+scooters&safe=off&tbm=shop&*). 😃 LOLing here @ that! ---
**Author:** ![jz78817](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jz78817/32/1028_2.png) [@jz78817](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jz78817)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2017, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-cant-walk-after-orgasm/783604/20 "2017-04-05T00:37:57Z")
> [@Alfishius](#): > > Seriously what is up? She walks like a baby deer for about ten minutes after. Doesn’t matter if she’s with me or solo. “what is up” is you’re lying. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-cant-walk-after-orgasm/783604.md?page=2)