# Girlfriend cant walk after orgasm **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 2, 2017, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-cant-walk-after-orgasm/783604 "2017-04-02T20:54:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![TonySinclair](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/49beb7/32.png) [@TonySinclair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TonySinclair)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2017, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-cant-walk-after-orgasm/783604/21 "2017-04-05T00:43:16Z")
Wait, women have orgasms? ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2017, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-cant-walk-after-orgasm/783604/22 "2017-04-05T01:16:58Z")
> [@jz78817](#): > > “what is up” is you’re lying. You know better than that. If you have a problem with a poster take it to the Pit. No warning issued. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2017, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-cant-walk-after-orgasm/783604/23 "2017-04-05T01:22:26Z")
I’m assuming the OP has a 13inch cock with just destroys her pussy. WHich she loves, so she sought and found a similar sized dildo to feel her man when he is away. Duh. Only conclusion to draw. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2017, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-cant-walk-after-orgasm/783604/24 "2017-04-05T01:25:17Z")
> [@TonySinclair](#): > > Wait, women have orgasms? That’s a myth serving to continue to contribute to maintaining/preventing normal/falling birth rates. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2017, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-cant-walk-after-orgasm/783604/25 "2017-04-05T01:32:58Z")
**OP** : is your name Buck, by any chance? > [@](#): > > My name is Buck and I’m here to Fuck. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2017, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-cant-walk-after-orgasm/783604/26 "2017-04-05T01:39:32Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > **OP** : is your name Buck, by any chance? My name is Buck and I’m here to fuck. And be sucked. And to not spend a buck. With luck, of course. ---
**Author:** ![standingwave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@standingwave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/standingwave)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2017, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-cant-walk-after-orgasm/783604/27 "2017-04-05T01:41:43Z")
> [@TonySinclair](#): > > Wait, women have orgasms? Fake News! Sent from my LGLS990 using Tapatalk ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2017, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-cant-walk-after-orgasm/783604/28 "2017-04-05T02:14:05Z")
Pics or it didn’t happen. ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2017, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-cant-walk-after-orgasm/783604/29 "2017-04-05T14:46:00Z")
> [@FloatyGimpy](#): > > Well that signup date surprised me! Literally the first thing I looked for. And yeah, surprised me too. ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2017, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-cant-walk-after-orgasm/783604/30 "2017-04-05T21:09:47Z")
> [@guestchaz](#): > > psht! can’t walk for a few minutes.:rolleyes: > HAH! its the kind of sex that leaves them unable to _talk_ for an hour or two that kept me and my exwife together for eight years.🆒 If you could figure out how to stretch that “unable to talk” time to a day or two you could _save_ a lot of marriages! ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2017, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-cant-walk-after-orgasm/783604/31 "2017-04-05T21:32:50Z")
I used to have a girlfriend that had the same problem. Or so she told me-I wish I could have been there to see it. ---
**Author:** ![Moonchild](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@Moonchild](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moonchild)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2017, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-cant-walk-after-orgasm/783604/32 "2017-04-05T22:55:51Z")
[diner]I’ll have what she’s having.[/diner] ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2017, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-cant-walk-after-orgasm/783604/33 "2017-04-06T07:01:49Z")
> [@Doctor\_Jackson](#): > > If you could figure out how to stretch that “unable to talk” time to a day or two you could _save_ a lot of marriages! I tried, I really did. Gave it my all I did:D. Alas, I failed, as evidenced by the eventual failure of that marriage. ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2017, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-cant-walk-after-orgasm/783604/34 "2017-04-06T16:10:13Z")
> [@Count\_Blucher](#): > > If the OP was a Gentleman, he’d help her buy a [Mobility Scooter](https://www.google.com/search?q=obesity+mobility+scooter&safe=off&source=lnms&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjv_Y-p5YjTAhXC5oMKHbuSCzIQ_AUIBygA&biw=1920&bih=950&dpr=1#q=mobility+scooters&safe=off&tbm=shop&*). Dibs on the hummer XL. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2017, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-cant-walk-after-orgasm/783604/35 "2017-04-06T16:15:49Z")
> [@outlierrn](#): > > Dibs on the hummer XL. That’s what _she_ said. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2017, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-cant-walk-after-orgasm/783604/36 "2017-04-06T23:41:22Z")
> [@Loach](#): > > You know better than that. If you have a problem with a poster take it to the Pit. No warning issued. There is no rule against saying someone is lying outside of GD and Elections. ---
**Author:** ![x-ray\_vision](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/x-ray_vision/32/351_2.png) [@x-ray\_vision](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/x-ray_vision)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2017, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-cant-walk-after-orgasm/783604/37 "2017-04-07T00:17:37Z")
^ He didn’t say there was, but there is a message board wide “Violations of good manners and common courtesy constitute jerkhood, and are a bannable offense” rule and another that says “the basic rule is that you should attack what the other person says, not the other person.” Another for this forum is “Do Not Insult Other Posters.” Loach may have concluded one of those rules (or another) was violated, especially in a pretty lighthearted thread. ---
**Author:** ![Wesley\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wesley_clark/32/20581_2.png) [@Wesley\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wesley_Clark)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2017, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-cant-walk-after-orgasm/783604/38 "2017-04-07T01:41:35Z")
_golf clap_ Take her blood pressure post orgasm. Some women experience a rapid drop in blood pressure that can cause dizziness or passing out because the brain doesn’t get enough oxygen. [http://goodvibesblog.com/ask-the-doctors-fainting-during-orgasm/](http://goodvibesblog.com/ask-the-doctors-fainting-during-orgasm/) ---
**Author:** ![Peanuthead](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peanuthead/32/360_2.png) [@Peanuthead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peanuthead)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2017, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-cant-walk-after-orgasm/783604/39 "2017-04-07T07:51:48Z")
I guess you’ll just have to get up and make your own sandwich then. ---
**Author:** ![Alfishius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e56c9b/32.png) [@Alfishius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alfishius)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2017, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-cant-walk-after-orgasm/783604/40 "2017-04-09T00:01:14Z")
> [@jz78817](#): > > “what is up” is you’re lying. Holy shit I haven’t checked this in a few days due to having a life and I see a shitstorm has erupted! lol Nope, not lying. But I see you got some kind of ban due to calling me a liar. I have much better things to do in my life than make up lies on a message board, believe me. Anyone who comes here and makes shit up has got zero life. With the amount of time and effort it would take to make up some bullshit to post here, I could do ten different more productive things. Anyway, getting back to the point of my original post, it’s always puzzled me why some women (I want to say most women, but its at least a sizeable minority) seem to get really weak and/or lose control or coordination when they get close to orgasm or during orgasm. Noticed it with my ex-wife, noticed it with a bunch of my girlfriends. Some couldn’t stand up at all during the climax, others can but it seems like they really struggle not to collapse. Some girls need to stay off their feet for a bit afterwards or they walk like Bambi, like my current gf. Just wondering if anyone else noticed this. Anyway, I’m off to make some money. 🆒 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-cant-walk-after-orgasm/783604.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-cant-walk-after-orgasm/783604.md?page=3)