# Girlfriend cant walk after orgasm **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 2, 2017, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-cant-walk-after-orgasm/783604 "2017-04-02T20:54:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2017, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-cant-walk-after-orgasm/783604/81 "2017-11-26T07:38:27Z")
> [@74westy](#): > > Last time I saw your girlfriend, she couldn’t walk for a week! Oh yeah? Well, I’ve had two ladies die on me, while a third remains institutionalized. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2017, 9:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-cant-walk-after-orgasm/783604/82 "2017-11-26T09:39:09Z")
Boys, boys that’ll be enough of that! ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2017, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-cant-walk-after-orgasm/783604/83 "2017-11-26T14:24:44Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Boys, boys that’ll be enough of that! That’s what she said. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2017, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-cant-walk-after-orgasm/783604/84 "2017-11-26T18:32:47Z")
I’m a little late to the game, but does your “girlfriend” happen to have hooves, white spots and a tick infestation? ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2017, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-cant-walk-after-orgasm/783604/85 "2017-11-26T20:08:21Z")
> [@Casey1505](#): > > Pics or it didn’t happen. I think we’d need video for this one. ---
**Author:** ![HoneyBadgerDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/honeybadgerdc/32/1033_2.png) [@HoneyBadgerDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HoneyBadgerDC)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2017, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-cant-walk-after-orgasm/783604/86 "2017-11-26T23:14:19Z")
I don’t know about walking but I find they can’t stop talking and talking and all I want to do is go to sleep. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2017, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-cant-walk-after-orgasm/783604/87 "2017-11-26T23:18:12Z")
There is always cuddling. ---
**Author:** ![E-DUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/e-dub/32/403_2.png) [@E-DUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-DUB)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2017, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-cant-walk-after-orgasm/783604/88 "2017-11-26T23:21:41Z")
> [@Uosdwis\_R.Dewoh](#): > > You know what, I’d take it. No woman could ever hold childbirth over my head in an argument ever again. I just ask when the last time was that they heard a guy say: “You know, some day I’d like to get kicked in the nuts again.” ---
**Author:** ![Covert\_Harris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f6c823/32.png) [@Covert\_Harris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covert_Harris)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2017, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-cant-walk-after-orgasm/783604/89 "2017-11-26T23:41:20Z")
There’s a big mental component to female orgasms. I have witnessed some pretty interesting accompanying behavior with them. Not being able to walk for a few minutes isn’t as far out as others I’ve seen. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2017, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-cant-walk-after-orgasm/783604/90 "2017-11-27T00:17:03Z")
> [@Covert\_Harris](#): > > There’s a big mental component to female orgasms. I have witnessed some pretty interesting accompanying behavior with them. Not being able to walk for a few minutes isn’t as far out as others I’ve seen. This one girl, after she came, ripped the guy’s head off and ate it. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2017, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-cant-walk-after-orgasm/783604/91 "2017-11-27T00:28:56Z")
> [@Casey1505](#): > > Pics or it didn’t happen. > [@RTFirefly](#): > > I think we’d need video for this one. I’m sure I’m not the only one who wants to specify Hi Def. Oh, and if you could caption for the hearing impaired, that’d be appreciated as well. ---
**Author:** ![Anita\_Dayoff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Anita\_Dayoff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anita_Dayoff)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2017, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-cant-walk-after-orgasm/783604/92 "2017-11-27T02:14:03Z")
And when I do, they seldom spit them out. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2017, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-cant-walk-after-orgasm/783604/93 "2017-11-27T02:57:27Z")
> [@HoneyBadgerDC](#): > > I don’t know about walking but I find they can’t stop talking and talking and all I want to do is go to sleep. "“I don’t pay them for sex. I pay them to leave.” – Charlie Sheen ---
**Author:** ![Zoom\_Rabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/ecae2f/32.png) [@Zoom\_Rabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoom_Rabbit)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2017, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-cant-walk-after-orgasm/783604/94 "2017-11-27T06:57:31Z")
> [@Mr.Nylock](#): > > Dad get off the internet, you’re embarrassing me. This thread is pure gold. Thanks for the read. I had a girlfriend who couldn’t stay on the bar stool after sex. Probably the same thing… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2017, 8:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-cant-walk-after-orgasm/783604/95 "2017-11-27T08:04:32Z")
Why were you having sex in a bar? You have heard that phrase ’ get a room '? ---
**Author:** ![Zoom\_Rabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/ecae2f/32.png) [@Zoom\_Rabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoom_Rabbit)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2017, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-cant-walk-after-orgasm/783604/96 "2017-11-27T19:08:04Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Why were you having sex in a bar? You have heard that phrase ’ get a room '? No, that would be bizarre and awkward… :dubious: My serious take on this matter is to point out that the tissues involved in the male orgasm take place in the outer extremity, while those involved in the female orgasm are in the center of the pelvic region. I can see how that would interfere with walking. ---
**Author:** ![Melbourne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5e925/32.png) [@Melbourne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Melbourne)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2017, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-cant-walk-after-orgasm/783604/97 "2017-11-27T21:39:05Z")
> [@ThisIsTheEnd](#): > > It’s because she’s not in shape, her leg muscles are weak. She’s tensing them constantly during sex and when it’s over, that’s what you get. Same as if you’re out of shape and climbed stairs for 10 mins. My GF got rubbery legs just from me talking to her. No stair climbing required. ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2017, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-cant-walk-after-orgasm/783604/98 "2017-11-27T21:50:30Z")
Rubbery legs lead to safe socks. ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2017, 9:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-cant-walk-after-orgasm/783604/99 "2017-11-28T09:26:24Z")
> [@Alfishius](#): > > Who or what is a Podrick? A character on Game of Thrones. He saved his boss’s life in a battle. To thank him, and knowing Podrick to be a virgin, the boss then bought him an amazing night in a brothel. Only the prostitutes gave the money back, refusing to accept any remuneration. They said that Podrick had given them the best night of their lives. Anyway, it was a very funny joke . . . at the time. . . for GOT fans . . . 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Alfishius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e56c9b/32.png) [@Alfishius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alfishius)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2018, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-cant-walk-after-orgasm/783604/100 "2018-03-14T03:15:15Z")
Right…Game of Thrones…based on the book series the author has no interest in completing. Even if he did, he’s aging rapidly. Everyone knows he’s going to Robert Jordan it before the series finale. I don’t watch the tv show. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-cant-walk-after-orgasm/783604.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-cant-walk-after-orgasm/783604.md?page=6)