# Girlfriend cant walk after orgasm **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 2, 2017, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-cant-walk-after-orgasm/783604 "2017-04-02T20:54:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2018, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-cant-walk-after-orgasm/783604/101 "2018-03-14T14:33:48Z")
> [@Alfishius](#): > > Right…Game of Thrones…based on the book series the author has no interest in completing. Even if he did, he’s aging rapidly. > > Everyone knows he’s going to Robert Jordan it before the series finale. > > I don’t watch the tv show. George R. R. Martin can’t write after orgasm. Makes it hard to finish the series. ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2018, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-cant-walk-after-orgasm/783604/102 "2018-03-14T20:42:10Z")
This is a highly entertaining thread, folks. (Holds flaming lighter over head) ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2018, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-cant-walk-after-orgasm/783604/103 "2018-03-14T21:07:20Z")
10 months and she still can’t walk?.. Look **Al** , not to doubt your prodigious skills in the art of coitus, but if she still can’t walk, it’s not the sex. It might be a neurological disorder, like lupus. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2018, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-cant-walk-after-orgasm/783604/104 "2018-03-14T21:56:14Z")
Hey, switch the words around in the OP title a little and I coulda wrote that:D ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2018, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-cant-walk-after-orgasm/783604/105 "2018-03-15T05:42:43Z")
In Russia, orgasms walk after _you_. ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2018, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-cant-walk-after-orgasm/783604/106 "2018-03-15T05:48:06Z")
> [@Alfishius](#): > > Right…Game of Thrones…based on the book series the author has no interest in completing. Even if he did, he’s aging rapidly. > > Everyone knows he’s going to Robert Jordan it before the series finale. > > I don’t watch the tv show. [George R.R. Martin is not your bitch.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqcqapoFy-w) ---
**Author:** ![Alfishius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e56c9b/32.png) [@Alfishius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alfishius)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2019, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-cant-walk-after-orgasm/783604/107 "2019-02-15T11:35:00Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > 10 months and she still can’t walk?.. > > Look **Al** , not to doubt your prodigious skills in the art of coitus, but if she still can’t walk, it’s not the sex. > > It might be a neurological disorder, like lupus. No just sex, even when she’s flying solo ---
**Author:** ![bump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7c8e57/32.png) [@bump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bump)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2019, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-cant-walk-after-orgasm/783604/108 "2019-02-15T15:07:18Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > Nothing stealth about it. 😃 Yeah, that’s sort of the B-52 of bragging. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2019, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-cant-walk-after-orgasm/783604/109 "2019-02-18T21:01:28Z")
Women fake orgasms to have relationships. Men fake relationships to have orgasms. ---
**Author:** ![I.Dunno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9f8e36/32.png) [@I.Dunno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I.Dunno)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2019, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-cant-walk-after-orgasm/783604/110 "2019-02-19T06:54:35Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > 10 months and she still can’t walk?.. > > Look **Al** , not to doubt your prodigious skills in the art of coitus, but if she still can’t walk, it’s not the sex. > > It might be a neurological disorder, like lupus. It’s NEVER lupus! Yeah, I know, I’m late to the party but surprised no one said it last year. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2019, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-cant-walk-after-orgasm/783604/111 "2019-02-21T02:46:40Z")
All I know is when I fuck someone, they stay fucked. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2019, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-cant-walk-after-orgasm/783604/112 "2019-02-21T03:09:31Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > All I know is when I fuck someone, they stay fucked. Private [Hudson](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTMXteZokXs&t=57s), is that you? ---
**Author:** ![nelliebly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nelliebly/32/5422_2.png) [@nelliebly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nelliebly)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2019, 8:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-cant-walk-after-orgasm/783604/113 "2019-02-21T08:41:37Z")
i hate to burst your bubble, Al, but if your girlfriend can’t walk right after sex, it sure sounds like narcolepsy-cataplexy. Cataplexy that occurs with orgasm is called orgasmolepsy. Says in[this NCBI article](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19493288), > [@](#): > > Cataplexy during sexual intercourse is a distinct feature of NC, which can, however, be reported rarely also by patients with other sleep-wake disorders. Insufficient arousal may favor the occurrence of cataplexy and cataplexy-like symptoms, including orgasmolepsy. Hypocretin deficiency and reward dysregulation in narcolepsy may further facilitate this phenomenon and contribute to its repetitive occurrence. ---
**Author:** ![Alfishius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e56c9b/32.png) [@Alfishius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alfishius)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2019, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-cant-walk-after-orgasm/783604/114 "2019-04-25T03:26:26Z")
Nah its my skillz ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2019, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-cant-walk-after-orgasm/783604/115 "2019-04-25T06:58:53Z")
> [@nelliebly](#): > > i hate to burst your bubble, Al, but if your girlfriend can’t walk right after sex, it sure sounds like narcolepsy-cataplexy. Cataplexy that occurs with orgasm is called orgasmolepsy. Says in[this NCBI article](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19493288), When she falls asleep during sex ‘Bambi’ legs are the least of your problems. ---
**Author:** ![Slash1972](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slash1972/32/6461_2.png) [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2019, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-cant-walk-after-orgasm/783604/116 "2019-04-25T12:35:37Z")
Yeah. The biggest problem is how to finish and leave without waking her up. ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2019, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-cant-walk-after-orgasm/783604/117 "2019-04-25T21:08:41Z")
Worst case scenario, you chew your arm off and leave it under her. - Grandpa Lefty Jackson ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2019, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-cant-walk-after-orgasm/783604/118 "2019-04-25T21:35:45Z")
Y’all are bad, bad men.🙂 ---
**Author:** ![engineer\_comp\_geek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/engineer_comp_geek/32/504_2.png) [@engineer\_comp\_geek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/engineer_comp_geek)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2019, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-cant-walk-after-orgasm/783604/119 "2019-04-25T23:42:18Z")
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