# Girlfriend goes to Cuba with her ex boyfriend **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 16, 2016, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-goes-to-cuba-with-her-ex-boyfriend/760056 "2016-07-16T17:35:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![manila](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e5b9ba/32.png) [@manila](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manila)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2016, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-goes-to-cuba-with-her-ex-boyfriend/760056/101 "2016-07-22T20:25:20Z")
Kick her to the curba or was that cuba? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2016, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-goes-to-cuba-with-her-ex-boyfriend/760056/102 "2016-07-23T02:19:01Z")
Isn’t the curba that dance they do in Cuba? ---
**Author:** ![TonySinclair](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/49beb7/32.png) [@TonySinclair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TonySinclair)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2016, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-goes-to-cuba-with-her-ex-boyfriend/760056/103 "2016-07-23T02:30:34Z")
You can read more about Johnny’s relationship in my new book, _The Advantages of Masturbation_. > [@Robnh](#): > > She is a Mind Pucker Watch out boy, she’ll chew you up. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny105](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c89c15/32.png) [@Johnny105](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny105)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2016, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-goes-to-cuba-with-her-ex-boyfriend/760056/104 "2016-07-23T16:42:09Z")
Okay, , she missed me, seeing her later this evening, ,we had a fantastic talk on phone, I’m going to stay away from any jealousy etc’s ( I might asked her that I just want to know if ex is still ex) ---
**Author:** ![bobkitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c67d28/32.png) [@bobkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobkitty)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2016, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-goes-to-cuba-with-her-ex-boyfriend/760056/105 "2016-07-23T17:09:36Z")
Are you going to tell her you pre-emptively banged another chick while she was gone? I think we all agree that’s a very important piece of information for her to have. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny105](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c89c15/32.png) [@Johnny105](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny105)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2016, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-goes-to-cuba-with-her-ex-boyfriend/760056/106 "2016-07-23T18:43:22Z")
Depends on what she did in Cuba ---
**Author:** ![spamforbrains](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@spamforbrains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spamforbrains)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2016, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-goes-to-cuba-with-her-ex-boyfriend/760056/107 "2016-07-23T19:24:44Z")
> [@](#): > > Depends on what she did in Cuba Why? Also what on earth are you planning on telling ex- now not ex- now may soon be ex- again woman? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2016, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-goes-to-cuba-with-her-ex-boyfriend/760056/108 "2016-07-23T20:06:04Z")
What happens in Cuba, stays in Cuba. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ea5d25/32.png) [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2016, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-goes-to-cuba-with-her-ex-boyfriend/760056/109 "2016-07-23T21:23:13Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > What happens in Cuba, stays in Cuba. Nah, embargo is lifted now. ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2016, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-goes-to-cuba-with-her-ex-boyfriend/760056/110 "2016-07-23T22:13:36Z")
> [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](#): > > Nah, embargo is lifted now. Well, if she was lifting his embargo, then it’s all off! ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2016, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-goes-to-cuba-with-her-ex-boyfriend/760056/111 "2016-07-23T22:29:13Z")
> [@digs](#): > > Well, if she was lifting his embargo, then it’s all off! I thought it went like this: 1. Lift embargo. 2. Insert cigar. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2016, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-goes-to-cuba-with-her-ex-boyfriend/760056/112 "2016-07-24T01:35:18Z")
So the girlfriend was Havana good time? ---
**Author:** ![Johnny105](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c89c15/32.png) [@Johnny105](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny105)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2016, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-goes-to-cuba-with-her-ex-boyfriend/760056/113 "2016-07-25T00:29:33Z")
Amazingly honest , she said only once ( sympathy f##k And that was it Slept over last night at her place, nice to see her but arranged for Tuesday with gf , hmm can I go for polygamy? I love them both I realize ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ea5d25/32.png) [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2016, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-goes-to-cuba-with-her-ex-boyfriend/760056/114 "2016-07-25T00:38:35Z")
You gotta try to make the threesome happen. Keep us posted. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2016, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-goes-to-cuba-with-her-ex-boyfriend/760056/115 "2016-07-25T00:46:02Z")
> [@Johnny105](#): > > Amazingly honest , she said only once ( sympathy f##k > And that was it > Slept over last night at her place, nice to see her but arranged for Tuesday with gf , hmm can I go for polygamy? > I love them both I realize So I’m assuming you told her about your hook-up? ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2016, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-goes-to-cuba-with-her-ex-boyfriend/760056/116 "2016-07-25T01:51:29Z")
> [@Martian Bigfoot](#): > > I thought it went like this: > > 1. Lift embargo. > 2. Insert cigar. Don’t you have to bite the end off first? ---
**Author:** ![spamforbrains](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@spamforbrains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spamforbrains)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2016, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-goes-to-cuba-with-her-ex-boyfriend/760056/117 "2016-07-25T02:15:27Z")
Have you invested in a lot of condoms? Safety first, you know. You might also want to get a bullet proof vest for when the women find out what you’re up to. ---
**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2016, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-goes-to-cuba-with-her-ex-boyfriend/760056/118 "2016-07-25T02:21:25Z")
Only once. Suuuuure. She must be a firecracker in bed or you don’t have much self-worth. ---
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2016, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-goes-to-cuba-with-her-ex-boyfriend/760056/119 "2016-07-25T02:48:01Z")
> [@Johnny105](#): > > Amazingly honest , she said only once ( sympathy f##k She didn’t think she could tell you with a straight face that she was celibate. She knew if she revealed she had been screwing like a bunny you wouldn’t like it. So she tried the strategy of admitting to a small infraction and playing up her alleged honesty in doing so, which makes her big lie seem more plausible. ---
**Author:** ![dada2fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ccd318/32.png) [@dada2fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dada2fish)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2016, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-goes-to-cuba-with-her-ex-boyfriend/760056/120 "2016-07-25T04:09:25Z")
You two are meant for each other. This thread better not end now. The story isn’t over. Ex- boyfriend is not out of the picture, I assure you of that. Either is your first girlfriend. As soon as she mentioned her sympathy fuck, that was the cue for you to admit to your own “call it what you will” fuck. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-goes-to-cuba-with-her-ex-boyfriend/760056.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-goes-to-cuba-with-her-ex-boyfriend/760056.md?page=7)