# Girlfriend goes to Cuba with her ex boyfriend **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 16, 2016, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-goes-to-cuba-with-her-ex-boyfriend/760056 "2016-07-16T17:35:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Johnny105](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c89c15/32.png) [@Johnny105](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny105)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2016, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-goes-to-cuba-with-her-ex-boyfriend/760056/121 "2016-07-25T11:50:25Z")
Its difficult to understand that It doesn’t matter how many times in Cuba etc’s, I asked her if her ex is over with, she said yes, she has been the most honest woman , still wants to be very much in my life right now, I’ll see this week what will transpire. I will have to make a choice and decision, ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2016, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-goes-to-cuba-with-her-ex-boyfriend/760056/122 "2016-07-25T12:00:20Z")
> [@Princhester](#): > > She didn’t think she could tell you with a straight face that she was celibate. She knew if she revealed she had been screwing like a bunny you wouldn’t like it. So she tried the strategy of admitting to a small infraction and playing up her alleged honesty in doing so, which makes her big lie seem more plausible. Actually, when you copulate non-stop for two weeks, pausing only for naps and the most basic sustenance, I think it technically counts as “just once”. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2016, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-goes-to-cuba-with-her-ex-boyfriend/760056/123 "2016-07-25T12:28:55Z")
> [@Johnny105](#): > > Its difficult to understand that It doesn’t matter how many times in Cuba etc’s, I asked her if her ex is over with, she said yes, she has been the most honest woman , still wants to be very much in my life right now, I’ll see this week what will transpire. I will have to make a choice and decision, This has all the signs of one of the greatest romantic stories of our time. I hope you’re writing all this down in a journal. One day, many years from now, you’ll be sharing this story with your many grandchildren and great grandchildren. Please continue to keep us posted. We’re all still rooting for you. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2016, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-goes-to-cuba-with-her-ex-boyfriend/760056/124 "2016-07-25T12:50:39Z")
> [@Johnny105](#): > > Its difficult to understand that It doesn’t matter how many times in Cuba etc’s, I asked her if her ex is over with, she said yes, she has been the most honest woman , still wants to be very much in my life right now, She admits to going away with her “ex”, & fucking him (once) but he’s in the past. There aren’t enough of these :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2016, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-goes-to-cuba-with-her-ex-boyfriend/760056/125 "2016-07-26T00:45:27Z")
Oh, I wondered what that emoji was! Now it’ll always be the “Gettin’ it on in Cuba” emoji every time I see it… :rolleyes: Ah, bueno… ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2016, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-goes-to-cuba-with-her-ex-boyfriend/760056/126 "2016-07-26T01:31:45Z")
Well, the recent loosening of restrictions with Cuba has opened up markets that have until now been untapped. Kind of like the OPs girlfriend - loose and about to get tapped! ---
**Author:** ![spamforbrains](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@spamforbrains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spamforbrains)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2016, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-goes-to-cuba-with-her-ex-boyfriend/760056/127 "2016-07-26T03:23:15Z")
you seem to be forgetting about this loose end, namely the woman you’ve been bonking for the last two? weeks. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny105](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c89c15/32.png) [@Johnny105](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny105)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2016, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-goes-to-cuba-with-her-ex-boyfriend/760056/128 "2016-07-26T05:08:23Z")
Will be telling everything to both women, I really feel they deserve truth, and love no matter how the out come is Going camping tomorrow with gf and would like to start with honesty ( maybe in the tent in quiet solitude ) ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2016, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-goes-to-cuba-with-her-ex-boyfriend/760056/129 "2016-07-26T05:30:45Z")
Ask if they want a threesome – maybe your girlfriend’s ex will want to join in too! ---
**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2016, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-goes-to-cuba-with-her-ex-boyfriend/760056/130 "2016-07-26T05:58:14Z")
I see the OP has adopted at least a quasi style of punctuation, but his posts, especially the early ones, brought this to mind: > [@](#): > > “Dear people who type in all lowercase: > > What is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse? > > Sincerely, capital letters." 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2016, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-goes-to-cuba-with-her-ex-boyfriend/760056/131 "2016-07-26T14:28:31Z")
> [@Johnny105](#): > > Will be telling everything to both women, I really feel they deserve truth, and love no matter how the out come is > Going camping tomorrow with gf and would like to start with honesty > ( maybe in the tent in quiet solitude ) Ooh, do it as early as you can in the weekend. I’m sure that, “We’ve only been together for a month, but since you went away with you ex, I went back & schtupped my ex while you were in Cuba.” will lead to closeness & loving between you two & not make for an awkward time away & alone together. ---
**Author:** ![muldoonthief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldoonthief/32/3188_2.png) [@muldoonthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muldoonthief)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2016, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-goes-to-cuba-with-her-ex-boyfriend/760056/132 "2016-07-26T15:22:59Z")
> [@Johnny105](#): > > Will be telling everything to both women, I really feel they deserve truth, and love no matter how the out come is > Going camping tomorrow with gf and would like to start with honesty > ( maybe in the tent in quiet solitude ) Ah yes, in the tent, miles from civilization or assistance for either of you. ---
**Author:** ![spamforbrains](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@spamforbrains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spamforbrains)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2016, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-goes-to-cuba-with-her-ex-boyfriend/760056/133 "2016-07-26T15:58:08Z")
Are you bringing both gf’s camping? I strongly recommend it; will make the telling easier, you only have to do it once. Plus it will ensure the weekend will be highly memorable. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2016, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-goes-to-cuba-with-her-ex-boyfriend/760056/134 "2016-07-28T16:29:01Z")
So did you tell her? Are you going to have a 3-some with your two girlfriends and their exes? ---
**Author:** ![amarone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@amarone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amarone)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2016, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-goes-to-cuba-with-her-ex-boyfriend/760056/135 "2016-07-28T18:37:23Z")
> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#): > > So did you tell her? Are you going to have a 3-some with your two girlfriends and their exes? Wouldn’t that be at least a 5-some? ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2016, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-goes-to-cuba-with-her-ex-boyfriend/760056/136 "2016-07-28T19:23:52Z")
He’s gonna need a bigger tent. ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2016, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-goes-to-cuba-with-her-ex-boyfriend/760056/137 "2016-07-28T20:00:09Z")
> [@amarone](#): > > Wouldn’t that be at least a 5-some? Johnny counts as both of their exes, so this could theoretically still be a 3-some. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2016, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-goes-to-cuba-with-her-ex-boyfriend/760056/138 "2016-07-28T21:43:18Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > He’s gonna need a bigger tent. …to fit the [Castro-Convertible…?](http://www.shorpy.com/files/Castro_Converible.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![TonySinclair](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/49beb7/32.png) [@TonySinclair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TonySinclair)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2016, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-goes-to-cuba-with-her-ex-boyfriend/760056/139 "2016-07-28T22:46:10Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > He’s gonna need a bigger tent. Ah, never mind. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2016, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-goes-to-cuba-with-her-ex-boyfriend/760056/140 "2016-07-29T00:16:13Z")
\*Johnny was a man who thought he had a woman But she had another man He watched her fly away to sexy time in Cuba So he made another plan Get back, get back, Get back at her, it’s only fair Get back, get back, Behind her back, while she’s not here Johnny was a man who wouldn’t be a loser Called his ex up on the phone Said: My girlfriend is in Cuba, her ex has re-seduced her, (If you’re confused by now, you’re not alone) (I think she) got back, got back, Got back with him, I don’t have proof Got back, got back, It’s just the kind of thing she’d do Johnny said, why don’t we go and do the same thing, It’s not cheating if she doesn’t know If that was how he played it, this is the ex who dumped him, In the first place, so God only knows (However he did it,) she got back, got back, Got back with him, we don’t know why Got back, got back, When we tried that, it wouldn’t fly Johnny was the guy who knew just how to play it When his girlfriend came back home Said: Honey, I don’t care what you have done in Cuba Or whomever you have boned I got back, got back Got back at you pre-emptively Got back, got back Got back at you all stealthily You da man, Jo! (guitar solo)\* [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-goes-to-cuba-with-her-ex-boyfriend/760056.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-goes-to-cuba-with-her-ex-boyfriend/760056.md?page=8)