# Girlfriend goes to Cuba with her ex boyfriend **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 16, 2016, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-goes-to-cuba-with-her-ex-boyfriend/760056 "2016-07-16T17:35:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2016, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-goes-to-cuba-with-her-ex-boyfriend/760056/141 "2016-07-29T00:31:42Z")
> [@amarone](#): > > Wouldn’t that be at least a 5-some? He could end up fucking himself. ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2016, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-goes-to-cuba-with-her-ex-boyfriend/760056/142 "2016-07-29T01:23:04Z")
> [@Spiderman](#): > > Ooh, do it as early as you can in the weekend. I’m sure that, “We’ve only been together for a month, but since you went away with you ex, I went back & schtupped my ex while you were in Cuba.” will lead to closeness & loving between you two & not make for an awkward time away & alone together. just call it a sympathy fuck - see how she likes the term. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2016, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-goes-to-cuba-with-her-ex-boyfriend/760056/143 "2016-07-29T06:35:14Z")
\*Johnny was a man who had a new dilemma When his girlfriend came back home Now he was doing both: The ex (let’s call her Emma) And the girlfriend (call her Joan) (For rhyming purposes only, we don’t know their actual names) Who was back, was back And speaking strictly technically: She banged, she banged Her ex just once, from sympathy (We believe her!) Johnny didn’t want to be a double dipper That was never his intent Now he had to fess up, and he thought it better If he did so in a tent It’s mad! It’s mad! Unless this is the real design: Perhaps he had A threesome somewhere in his mind Johnny planned a camping trip to Arizona With a tent for him and Joan Then he figured: Hey, if I bring along Emma What can possibly go wrong? (We sure hope he) comes back, comes back And tells us how it all worked out How bad, how bad, How badly did it all go south? Come back, Jo!\* ---
**Author:** ![Channing\_Idaho\_Banks](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/channing_idaho_banks/32/250_2.png) [@Channing\_Idaho\_Banks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Channing_Idaho_Banks)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2016, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-goes-to-cuba-with-her-ex-boyfriend/760056/144 "2016-07-29T07:54:57Z")
eagerly awaiting the next instalment of the drama of Johnny 105. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny105](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c89c15/32.png) [@Johnny105](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny105)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2016, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-goes-to-cuba-with-her-ex-boyfriend/760056/145 "2016-07-29T12:32:36Z")
Okay, first , lol ed thru the whole song , thanks 2nd, , couple of days with Joan camping, really great until end of day she tells me she’s going for dinner on Saturday with ex cause she said she prom him cuz it was his birthday, plus she’s going with him on a motorcycle ride in the afternoon with him before dinner, know I got pissed off ( obviously ) Said my feelings, and she understands snd said that she is not going out to do anything other than that , ( she promised not on a sexual level with him ) but I’m sure he has other intentions, . We are going up north for 5 days camping next week and she said she is really looking forward. . As u can imagine, I’m disgruntled and perplexed! !! So I went last night to Emma’s She really misses me but I haven’t fessed up cuz I’m not sure now of Joan’s thoughts on moving forward ( cuz I don’t want her dating her ex) obviously I haven’t told her but I will after Saturday. I hope she can understand my interest for her and I don’t want her seeing ex anymore, , if she continues then I will definitely have to make a decision. I fo want to be with Joan on a two person love, and not have this ex hovering in my brain anymore, . It’s too difficult ( imagination etc’s of what they might be doing ) ---
**Author:** ![jasnooks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f4b2a3/32.png) [@jasnooks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jasnooks)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2016, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-goes-to-cuba-with-her-ex-boyfriend/760056/146 "2016-07-29T12:35:46Z")
Bro, their dating. ---
**Author:** ![jasnooks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f4b2a3/32.png) [@jasnooks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jasnooks)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2016, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-goes-to-cuba-with-her-ex-boyfriend/760056/147 "2016-07-29T12:36:50Z")
> [@jasnooks](#): > > Bro, their dating. They’re ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2016, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-goes-to-cuba-with-her-ex-boyfriend/760056/148 "2016-07-29T15:22:19Z")
> [@Johnny105](#): > > Okay, first , lol ed thru the whole song , thanks > 2nd, , couple of days with Joan camping, really great until end of day she tells me she’s going for dinner on Saturday with ex cause she said she prom him cuz it was his birthday, plus she’s going with him on a motorcycle ride in the afternoon with him before dinner, know I got pissed off ( obviously ) > Said my feelings, and she understands snd said that she is not going out to do anything other than that , ( she promised not on a sexual level with him ) but I’m sure he has other intentions, . We are going up north for 5 days camping next week and she said she is really looking forward. . > As u can imagine, I’m disgruntled and perplexed! !! > So I went last night to Emma’s > She really misses me but I haven’t fessed up cuz I’m not sure now of Joan’s thoughts on moving forward ( cuz I don’t want her dating her ex) obviously I haven’t told her but I will after Saturday. I hope she can understand my interest for her and I don’t want her seeing ex anymore, > , if she continues then I will definitely have to make a decision. > I fo want to be with Joan on a two person love, and not have this ex hovering in my brain anymore, . It’s too difficult ( imagination etc’s of what they might be doing ) You need to stop being a Beta male and man up. You need to show your Alpha-ness and make Joan realize that banging everyone with a motorcycle is not cool. You need to demonstrate your dominance and jizz in her nose. ---
**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2016, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-goes-to-cuba-with-her-ex-boyfriend/760056/149 "2016-07-29T16:36:54Z")
I hope Emma is seeing other people. You’re holding on to her as backup sex. It’s really unfair to her and will hurt her if she has feelings for you. TELL HER NOW before she gets in deeper. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny105](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c89c15/32.png) [@Johnny105](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny105)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2016, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-goes-to-cuba-with-her-ex-boyfriend/760056/150 "2016-08-01T02:36:36Z")
I know , omg Going camping for 5 days tomorrow with ( Joan ) I will decide after trip who to continue relationship with Joan saidd nothing happened on her motorcycle excursion And will talk with me about it on camping trip, Slept over at Emma’s last night Omg she is wonderfully dicious and I can’t stand hurting her Joan I can deal with cuz she was in Cuba etc’s but Emma doesn’t deserve thus bullshit ---
**Author:** ![spamforbrains](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@spamforbrains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spamforbrains)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2016, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-goes-to-cuba-with-her-ex-boyfriend/760056/151 "2016-08-01T03:02:32Z")
Because. ---
**Author:** ![Wolf333](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf333/32/3460_2.png) [@Wolf333](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolf333)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2016, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-goes-to-cuba-with-her-ex-boyfriend/760056/152 "2016-08-01T03:13:43Z")
> [@jasnooks](#): > > They’re At this point, I don’t think that really matters. ---
**Author:** ![Philster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/13edae/32.png) [@Philster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Philster)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2016, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-goes-to-cuba-with-her-ex-boyfriend/760056/153 "2016-08-01T14:17:48Z")
Maybe this girl wrote to him saying, “I love but you not yes should never going to have sex with my ex in cuba but you don’t I love you be confused not sex banging him yes you no.” That would explain a lot of the confusion. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2016, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-goes-to-cuba-with-her-ex-boyfriend/760056/154 "2016-08-01T18:58:23Z")
Did you jizz in her nose? Did you show her your’re Aplha-ness? ---
**Author:** ![spamforbrains](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@spamforbrains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spamforbrains)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2016, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-goes-to-cuba-with-her-ex-boyfriend/760056/155 "2016-08-01T19:29:54Z")
> [@](#): > > Did you show her your’re Aplha-ness? Yeah, because women just love that kind of crap. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ea5d25/32.png) [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2016, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-goes-to-cuba-with-her-ex-boyfriend/760056/156 "2016-08-01T20:57:00Z")
> [@spamforbrains](#): > > Yeah, because women just love that kind of crap. Not sure if your sarcasm-meter is busted or not. But one thing that everyone can agree on is that he needs to jizz in her nose. Like, pronto. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2016, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-goes-to-cuba-with-her-ex-boyfriend/760056/157 "2016-08-02T21:18:00Z")
OK, Girl goes to Cuba, Shenanigans. Guy stays home, Shenanigans. Guy decides he really likes girl, and Guy wants to try to win girl back… …by jizzing in her nose (a pretty difficult shot). If only there was a song for [this…](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6W9QJe4BgPo&feature=youtu.be&t=1) “Oh, I don’t like this play. Let’s leave…” ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2016, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-goes-to-cuba-with-her-ex-boyfriend/760056/158 "2016-08-03T21:28:09Z")
> [@spamforbrains](#): > > Yeah, because women just love that kind of crap. You need to stop sexually shaming me. Check your privilege. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny105](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c89c15/32.png) [@Johnny105](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny105)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2016, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-goes-to-cuba-with-her-ex-boyfriend/760056/159 "2016-08-11T07:51:35Z")
It’s been awhile amazing things that have transpired and Joan is now my girlfriend I didn’t realize how amazing and beautiful and wonderful she is and how much she really likes me now she’d introduce me to her family which are filled with doctors and very interesting people she lives in a very expensive house which I can’t believe and her parents are amazing, live in a humongous house, I went over things with the other day with and Emma and she agrees with me that we really don’t fit too well ( and does know a little bit about Joan, ) she is a little upset but she agrees again that the best thing is that we really aren’t the best fit so she wishes me luck ,Emma knows about Joan and Joe knows about Emma and I think things might just work out As far as ex , Joan has told him about us since before Cuba, and has confirmed she is not interested in only one person Me , he isn’t to happy and Joan says she doesn’t care Can’t believe this is happening and who knows, , but I’m in love again, and that’s the most important thing ---
**Author:** ![Johnny105](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c89c15/32.png) [@Johnny105](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny105)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2016, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-goes-to-cuba-with-her-ex-boyfriend/760056/160 "2016-08-11T08:00:46Z")
> [@jtur88](#): > > It sounds like she is grown-up enough to travel with a companion that she is not necessarily having sex with. That is not at all uncommon for traveling companions, I’ve done it many times. The arrangements were made for the trip before she even knew you. She is free to do as she pleases, this is an opportunity she wants to fulfill, for a valuable life experience, and she thinks you are mature enough to accept this arrangement, and when she gets back you guys can get on with your lives according to how the wind blows then… Hi who ever you are , please read my last post but I wasn’t to personally thank you for your support, 'I swear , your’s was the only words that sustained me when I was realllly down, , thanks again 😉 Jon [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-goes-to-cuba-with-her-ex-boyfriend/760056.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-goes-to-cuba-with-her-ex-boyfriend/760056.md?page=9)