# Girlfriend goes to Cuba with her ex boyfriend **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 16, 2016, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-goes-to-cuba-with-her-ex-boyfriend/760056 "2016-07-16T17:35:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/i_love_me_vol.i/32/521_2.png) [@I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_Love_Me_Vol.I)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2016, 8:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-goes-to-cuba-with-her-ex-boyfriend/760056/161 "2016-08-11T08:04:15Z")
You love her But she loves him And he loves somebody else You just can’t win And so it goes Till the day you die This thing they call love It’s gonna make you cry I’ve had the blues The reds and the pinks One thing for sure… …Love stinks ---
**Author:** ![bobkitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c67d28/32.png) [@bobkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobkitty)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2016, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-goes-to-cuba-with-her-ex-boyfriend/760056/162 "2016-08-11T11:00:20Z")
Who is Joe? ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2016, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-goes-to-cuba-with-her-ex-boyfriend/760056/163 "2016-08-11T13:13:20Z")
> [@bobkitty](#): > > Who is Joe? You read that deep into it? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Great\_Unwashed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_great_unwashed/32/4791_2.png) [@The\_Great\_Unwashed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Great_Unwashed)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2016, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-goes-to-cuba-with-her-ex-boyfriend/760056/164 "2016-08-11T13:48:24Z")
> [@Johnny105](#): > > It’s been awhile amazing things that have transpired and Joan is now my girlfriend I didn’t realize how amazing and beautiful and wonderful she is and how much she really likes me now she’d introduce me to her family which are filled with doctors and very interesting people she lives in a very expensive house which I can’t believe and her parents are amazing, live in a humongous house, I went over things with the other day with and Emma and she agrees with me that we really don’t fit too well ( and does know a little bit about Joan, ) she is a little upset but she agrees again that the best thing is that we really aren’t the best fit so she wishes me luck ,Emma knows about Joan and Joe knows about Emma and I think things might just work out > As far as ex , Joan has told him about us since before Cuba, and has confirmed she is not interested in only one person > Me , he isn’t to happy and Joan says she doesn’t care > Can’t believe this is happening and who knows, , but I’m in love again, and that’s the most important thing I read this thread backwards (I know, heroic right). When I first read this I thought it was just another parody post, and jolly funny at that. That means something, I don’t know what exactly; maybe _don’t read threads backwards_. ---
**Author:** ![Skammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skammer/32/143_2.png) [@Skammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skammer)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2016, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-goes-to-cuba-with-her-ex-boyfriend/760056/165 "2016-08-11T15:06:17Z")
Catching up on this thread. Can’t believe I stayed away so long. > [@Drunky\_Smurf](#): > > You need to demonstrate your dominance and jizz in her nose. I don’t know if he took your advice, but it did make Diet Dr. Pepper come out _my_ nose. ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2016, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-goes-to-cuba-with-her-ex-boyfriend/760056/166 "2016-08-11T18:50:09Z")
To the OP - Please stop using double commas. The extra time to pause required by each means I can only read one post per day. ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2016, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-goes-to-cuba-with-her-ex-boyfriend/760056/167 "2016-08-11T21:43:55Z")
> [@bobkitty](#): > > Who is Joe? The fire. ---
**Author:** ![bobkitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c67d28/32.png) [@bobkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobkitty)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2016, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-goes-to-cuba-with-her-ex-boyfriend/760056/168 "2016-08-12T12:01:37Z")
> [@TokyoBayer](#): > > You read that deep into it? I just keep waiting for the “I never thought this would happen to me…” So far I’ve been very disappointed. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny105](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c89c15/32.png) [@Johnny105](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny105)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2016, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-goes-to-cuba-with-her-ex-boyfriend/760056/169 "2016-08-12T14:31:02Z")
Okay, , honestly, never thought this would happen to me!!! And amazing ride so far , so many lows, , and now it’s only highg’s, I am realizing that I might actually be with the right person, you sometime’s can search forever and never find but it’s turning out to be so right so far ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2016, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-goes-to-cuba-with-her-ex-boyfriend/760056/170 "2016-08-12T16:20:19Z")
> [@bobkitty](#): > > I just keep waiting for the “I never thought this would happen to me…” So far I’ve been very disappointed. And, what with all the camping, I was waiting for a link to a news item that began “Police yesterday found a shallow grave…” Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ea5d25/32.png) [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2016, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-goes-to-cuba-with-her-ex-boyfriend/760056/171 "2016-08-13T04:36:46Z")
> [@Johnny105](#): > > Okay, , honestly, never thought this would happen to me!!! > And amazing ride so far , so many lows, , and now it’s only highg’s, I am realizing that I might actually be with the right person, you sometime’s can search forever and never find but it’s turning out to be so right so far Did. You. Jizz. In. Her. Nose. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny105](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c89c15/32.png) [@Johnny105](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny105)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2016, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-goes-to-cuba-with-her-ex-boyfriend/760056/172 "2016-08-14T02:57:13Z")
Last thread Back with Emma, ,my special love She has changed tk s much more sensual woman, , Joan is pale in comparison in passion and sexuallity, I didn’t realize what a special woman Emma is, She knows about Joan ( but not about camping Wish me luck 😉 This might end up to be a happy ending after all ---
**Author:** ![actualliberalnotoneofthose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e79b87/32.png) [@actualliberalnotoneofthose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/actualliberalnotoneofthose)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2016, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-goes-to-cuba-with-her-ex-boyfriend/760056/173 "2016-08-14T03:51:16Z")
Reading this almost makes me happy that I’m married and have been celibate for over 2 years. ---
**Author:** ![UltraVires](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/ecccb3/32.png) [@UltraVires](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UltraVires)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2016, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-goes-to-cuba-with-her-ex-boyfriend/760056/174 "2016-08-14T15:05:36Z")
> [@actualliberalnotoneofthose](#): > > Reading this almost makes me happy that I’m married and have been celibate for over 2 years. I am going to become celibate after just having read this thread. OP, you need to realize that you do not love either of these chicks and they do not love you. Depending on your age, you can roll with it. Just be honest and above board with everyone. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2016, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-goes-to-cuba-with-her-ex-boyfriend/760056/175 "2016-08-14T15:16:05Z")
> [@Johnny105](#): > > It’s been awhile amazing things that have transpired and Joan is now my girlfriend I didn’t realize how amazing and beautiful and wonderful she is and how much she really likes me now she’d introduce me to her family which are filled with doctors and very interesting people she lives in a very expensive house which I can’t believe and her parents are amazing, live in a humongous house, I went over things with the other day with and Emma and she agrees with me that we really don’t fit too well ( and does know a little bit about Joan, ) she is a little upset but she agrees again that the best thing is that we really aren’t the best fit so she wishes me luck ,Emma knows about Joan and Joe knows about Emma and I think things might just work out > As far as ex , Joan has told him about us since before Cuba, and has confirmed she is not interested in only one person > Me , he isn’t to happy and Joan says she doesn’t care > Can’t believe this is happening and who knows, , but I’m in love again, and that’s the most important thing > [@Johnny105](#): > > Last thread > Back with Emma, ,my special love > She has changed tk s much more sensual woman, , Joan is pale in comparison in passion and sexuallity, > I didn’t realize what a special woman Emma is, > She knows about Joan ( but not about camping > Wish me luck 😉 > This might end up to be a happy ending after all Three days with Joan and now back with Emma. Well, you gave it a shot. Admit it, “Joan” and “Emma” are your left and right hands, aren’t they? I wish all three of you many happy endings. ---
**Author:** ![UltraVires](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/ecccb3/32.png) [@UltraVires](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UltraVires)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-goes-to-cuba-with-her-ex-boyfriend/760056/176 "2016-08-14T15:52:08Z")
How much did Emma change in three days? Did Joan’s family fall into an unfortunate financial situation? ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2016, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-goes-to-cuba-with-her-ex-boyfriend/760056/177 "2016-08-14T16:22:28Z")
> [@actualliberalnotoneofthose](#): > > Reading this almost makes me happy that I’m married and have been celibate for over 2 years. You’re happy, married, & celibate for over 2 years??? Usually, one of those doesn’t go with the other two. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2016, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-goes-to-cuba-with-her-ex-boyfriend/760056/178 "2016-08-14T21:14:40Z")
> [@UltraVires](#): > > How much did Emma change in three days? Did Joan’s family fall into an unfortunate financial situation? I’m guessing that the introduction to the family didn’t go so well. Either that, or the nasal jizzing experiment. Or, just possibly, the OP made the mistake of combining the two, instead of doing one after the other. Unless Joan is simply back with motorcycle boy again. Why Emma keeps taking our hero back is a mystery to me, though. Unlike Joan, she must really like having her nose jizzed. ♪ ♫ _Jizz in my nose, and tell me that you love me…_ ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2016, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-goes-to-cuba-with-her-ex-boyfriend/760056/179 "2016-08-14T21:45:49Z")
> [@Martian Bigfoot](#): > > ♪ ♫ _Jizz in my nose, and tell me that you love me…_ Is that the second verse to [spoiler][this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dax_tnZRExc) Monty Python song? **Warning** : NSFW lyrics; but then what Monty Python skit _is_ SFW?[/spoiler] ---
**Author:** ![Johnny105](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c89c15/32.png) [@Johnny105](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny105)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2016, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-goes-to-cuba-with-her-ex-boyfriend/760056/180 "2016-08-27T13:21:08Z")
Okay Back together with Joan and I think it’s going to be a great fit In love and we’re really together again Can’t believe it Told Emma about everything and Joan knows we are now in a really good place together Igoing camping again this week She loves it and I know she loves me [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-goes-to-cuba-with-her-ex-boyfriend/760056.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-goes-to-cuba-with-her-ex-boyfriend/760056.md?page=10)