# Girlfriend ranting (longer than I had originally thought) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 23, 2002, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-ranting-longer-than-i-had-originally-thought/129282 "2002-09-23T15:48:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![lezlers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/258eb7/32.png) [@lezlers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lezlers)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2002, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-ranting-longer-than-i-had-originally-thought/129282/161 "2002-10-04T06:16:38Z")
And I forgot to preview. It’s “insanely bad issues with men.” Not “insanely bad man issues with men.” Whoops ---
**Author:** ![NPavelka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/edb3f5/32.png) [@NPavelka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NPavelka)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2002, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-ranting-longer-than-i-had-originally-thought/129282/162 "2002-10-04T16:14:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lezlers \* > \*\*And I forgot to preview. It’s “insanely bad issues with men.” Not “insanely bad man issues with men.” Whoops \*\* I like inasnely bad man issues better… maybe she was attacked by a bad man, a very bad man. Anyway if a mod sees this I humbely request you lock this travesty down, the whole thing is over… well the SO anyway and I don’t wana see any more people get mad at anoyone. I was even hoping for a good Shrek tangent but that even got derailed… :mad: But instead this degraded into a sureal journey into a woman’s psyche that includes a deap dislike of men. And to end it on a light note, I really do like lesbians… they make some wonderful… adult cinema. My issue was always with this woman in particular. Thanks for your time, I never expected this to reach 4 pages… sorry for the waste of bandwith. 😛 Nicholas ---
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2002, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-ranting-longer-than-i-had-originally-thought/129282/163 "2002-10-04T16:59:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NPavelka \* > **ell the SO anyway and I don’t wana see any more people get mad at anoyone.** Who’s the SO? ---
**Author:** ![NPavelka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/edb3f5/32.png) [@NPavelka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NPavelka)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2002, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-ranting-longer-than-i-had-originally-thought/129282/164 "2002-10-04T17:05:10Z")
Signifiant Other… aka girlfriend… ---
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2002, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-ranting-longer-than-i-had-originally-thought/129282/165 "2002-10-05T04:19:45Z")
Ah, I read your above post wrong. Got it. And good luck. ---
**Author:** ![Obvious\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Obvious\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Obvious_Guy)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2002, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-ranting-longer-than-i-had-originally-thought/129282/166 "2002-10-05T06:15:57Z")
Im a little late on this one, but I can undertand NPavelka being upset about this. She was interfearing with his wanting to get close to her. Almost mocking him in his attempt. I’m sure they were just playing and not to take it too seriously. I agree tho that they should have been a little more considerate of his feelings, play or not. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2002, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-ranting-longer-than-i-had-originally-thought/129282/167 "2002-10-08T16:11:11Z")
NPalveka ADMITTED that he is the type of pathetic, insecure loser who feels the need to go around and sit right next to the woman in a booth and then keep her in a headlock the whole time. Yor girlfriend is not your property, dude, and if SHE has no problem with being groped, then you’re just SOL, man. You did not have a right to put your paws on that girl. IMO she should have stabbed you with a fork. ---
**Author:** ![NPavelka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/edb3f5/32.png) [@NPavelka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NPavelka)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2002, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-ranting-longer-than-i-had-originally-thought/129282/168 "2002-10-08T16:21:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Diogenes the Cynic \* > \*\*NPalveka ADMITTED that he is the type of pathetic, insecure loser who feels the need to go around and sit right next to the woman in a booth and then keep her in a headlock the whole time. Yor girlfriend is not your property, dude, and if SHE has no problem with being groped, then you’re just SOL, man. You did not have a right to put your paws on that girl. IMO she should have stabbed you with a fork. \*\* Stabed me with a fork huh? So female against male violence is perfectly tollerable… Listen you little shit, you are being torn up in GD thread… you might wana stick there. If you think me putting my arm arround someone I am with and showing affection like I always do is equal to a headlock I feel sorry for your emotional partner because the most affection you ever show is probally a hand shake, or is that even too much physical contact. Why do I have a feeling you are the kind of ass that will see a couple and come over and begin flirting with one of them just to fuck with the other half of the couple. :wally ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2002, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-ranting-longer-than-i-had-originally-thought/129282/169 "2002-10-08T17:20:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Diogenes the Cynic \* > \*\*NPalveka ADMITTED that he is the type of pathetic, insecure loser who feels the need to go around and sit right next to the woman in a booth and then keep her in a headlock the whole time. Yor girlfriend is not your property, dude, and if SHE has no problem with being groped, then you’re just SOL, man. You did not have a right to put your paws on that girl. IMO she should have stabbed you with a fork. \*\* What are you? Drunk? No reading comprehension? Make like a tree and get outta here! ---
**Author:** ![Sauron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce7236/32.png) [@Sauron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sauron)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2002, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-ranting-longer-than-i-had-originally-thought/129282/170 "2002-10-08T17:30:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Diogenes the Cynic \* > You did not have a right to put your paws on that girl. IMO she should have stabbed you with a fork. Another proud graduate of the **KellyM** School of Irony. ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2002, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-ranting-longer-than-i-had-originally-thought/129282/171 "2002-10-08T18:51:17Z")
Holy shit, I am completely serious when I say that I fear for the well-being of KellyM’s future child. Not because of the gender/relationship thing, but the fact that she is a fucking loon. I can only hope that she (1) gets some major mental treatment before the baby is born, or (2) stay the fuck away from the child until she gets her shit together. Jesus. ---
**Author:** ![Lamia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Lamia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamia)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2002, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-ranting-longer-than-i-had-originally-thought/129282/172 "2002-10-08T20:25:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Diane \* > \*\*Holy shit, I am completely serious when I say that I fear for the well-being of KellyM’s future child. Not because of the gender/relationship thing, but the fact that she is a fucking loon. > > I can only hope that she (1) gets some major mental treatment before the baby is born, or (2) stay the fuck away from the child until she gets her shit together. > > Jesus. \*\* Um, I’m pretty sure **KellyM** is not expecting. Maybe you have her confused with someone else? ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2002, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-ranting-longer-than-i-had-originally-thought/129282/173 "2002-10-08T20:32:27Z")
> [@](#): > > Um, I’m pretty sure KellyM is not expecting. Maybe you have her confused with someone else? Uhhhh no, I didn’t say KellyM is pregnant. KellyM’s _girlfriend_ is expecting their child. [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=135595](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=135595) ---
**Author:** ![The\_Wrong\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b782af/32.png) [@The\_Wrong\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Wrong_Girl)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2002, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-ranting-longer-than-i-had-originally-thought/129282/174 "2002-10-08T20:56:46Z")
Now _there’s_ a link that tests your reading comprehension skills. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![gobear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@gobear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gobear)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2002, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-ranting-longer-than-i-had-originally-thought/129282/175 "2002-10-08T21:02:21Z")
All I can say is, it’s a relief to see that gay men don’t have a monopoly on overblown drama. ---
**Author:** ![Lamia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Lamia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamia)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2002, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-ranting-longer-than-i-had-originally-thought/129282/176 "2002-10-08T21:26:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Diane \* > \*\* > > Uhhhh no, I didn’t say KellyM is pregnant. KellyM’s _girlfriend_ is expecting their child. > > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=135595](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=135595) \*\* Ah, that makes sense. Thanks for the link, I hadn’t seen that thread before – I usually skip MPSIMS threads unless they involve sharing embarassing personal stories. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![NPavelka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/edb3f5/32.png) [@NPavelka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NPavelka)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2002, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-ranting-longer-than-i-had-originally-thought/129282/177 "2002-10-08T22:24:35Z")
Ok so I’ve been called a woman hatting lesbian rapist by a… transgendered (so KellyM still has the man parts and a good old Y chromasome) lesbian… ok I’ve seen everything… Check please, this way to the egresse, That’s all folks! Maybe I really do need to have my head examined… ---
**Author:** ![airdisc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e19adc/32.png) [@airdisc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/airdisc)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2002, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-ranting-longer-than-i-had-originally-thought/129282/178 "2002-10-08T23:14:28Z")
This thread needs to be shot in the head. ---
**Author:** ![KellyM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/57b2e6/32.png) [@KellyM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KellyM)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2002, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-ranting-longer-than-i-had-originally-thought/129282/179 "2002-10-09T02:00:33Z")
This thread turned out better than I could have ever hoped. You see, I saw this thread, and read the first few posts, and thought, No, dammit, this is NOT going to turn into a pity party for some guy who has serious jealousy issues and was a bit mean to some woman who was a bit friendly with his girlfriend. So, I decided to get medieval on his ass. And it worked. Damn, did it ever work. Thanks for playing along, everyone, it was great. For the record, I don’t think **NPavelka** is a lesbian-hating (or even -hatting, which would be far far worse, I can pick my own hats, thank you) rapist. Nor do I believe that whoever I called “scum” is actually scum. And, no, I am not going to print this thread out and show it to my psychologist. Why would I tell him about my irrelevant recreational activities? And to all the people who fell qualified to diagnose my personality via my comments in one Pit thread: :wally ---
**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2002, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-ranting-longer-than-i-had-originally-thought/129282/180 "2002-10-09T02:20:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NPavelka \* > \*\*Ok so I’ve been called a woman hatting lesbian rapist by a… transgendered (so KellyM still has the man parts and a good old Y chromasome) lesbian… \*\* And which part of **KellyM** ’s identity do you have a problem with? _I’ve_ also called you an asshole and said that if you don’t learn to control you temper and jealousy then you’ll likely end up seeing the inside of a correctional facility. That means you can add a Fag to your list of detractors. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-ranting-longer-than-i-had-originally-thought/129282.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girlfriend-ranting-longer-than-i-had-originally-thought/129282.md?page=10)