# girls and fun **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 22, 2008, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girls-and-fun/450191 "2008-05-22T01:47:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![NadaHappyCamper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/278dde/32.png) [@NadaHappyCamper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NadaHappyCamper)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2008, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girls-and-fun/450191/1 "2008-05-22T01:47:54Z")
is it true, girls just want to have fun? šŸ˜• ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2008, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girls-and-fun/450191/2 "2008-05-22T01:53:36Z")
No, actually. Girls just want to have _lunch_. ---
**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2008, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girls-and-fun/450191/3 "2008-05-22T02:01:29Z")
Moved to MPSIMS. It was a hard choice. IMHO or MPSIMS? Iā€™m not really sure that the OP wanted opinions. So, moved. **samclem** GQ moderator ---
**Author:** ![HazelNutCoffee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ac91a4/32.png) [@HazelNutCoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HazelNutCoffee)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2008, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girls-and-fun/450191/4 "2008-05-22T02:02:25Z")
[QUOTE=jayjay] No, actually. Girls just want to have _lunch_. [/QUOTE] And diamonds. Because girls and diamonds, like, ZOMGBFF. ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2008, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girls-and-fun/450191/5 "2008-05-22T02:06:12Z")
I, for one, absolutely insist that girls have fun. Pillow fights, drunken - dancing on the table fun, random promiscuityā€¦fun like that. ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2008, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girls-and-fun/450191/6 "2008-05-22T02:07:37Z")
[QUOTE=HazelNutCoffee] And diamonds. Because girls and diamonds, like, ZOMGBFF. [/QUOTE] True. But Iā€™m saving diamonds for the Marilyn Monroe drag act. SDMB threads just get Weird Al. šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2008, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girls-and-fun/450191/7 "2008-05-22T02:18:37Z")
Judging by some past girlfriendsā€™ understanding of safe sex, the answer is yes. ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2008, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girls-and-fun/450191/8 "2008-05-22T04:59:27Z")
Well, _I_ want a million dollars, my own personal airplane made out of gold, and two hundred days of vacation a year. So there. šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2008, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girls-and-fun/450191/9 "2008-05-22T05:05:29Z")
I want to have fun with girlsā€¦ is that so wrong? ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2008, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girls-and-fun/450191/10 "2008-05-22T06:14:55Z")
I asked my wife, who told me: ā€œNo. Girls just want to heave fawns.ā€ I am not sure what she meant but Iā€™m hiding the plastic bambi statue from the hall. ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2008, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girls-and-fun/450191/11 "2008-05-22T13:44:01Z")
Yes, but some boys take a beautiful girl and hide her away from the rest of the world. ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2008, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girls-and-fun/450191/12 "2008-05-22T13:54:32Z")
Of course girls wanna have fun! Itā€™s only that some girls are masochists and havenā€™t realized it yet. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2008, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girls-and-fun/450191/13 "2008-05-22T14:03:36Z")
[QUOTE=Kythereia] Well, _I_ want a million dollars, my own personal airplane made out of gold, and two hundred days of vacation a year. So there. šŸ˜ƒ [/QUOTE] Huh. My pockets are empty. My airplane hangar is relatively gold-free. Iā€™m not your employer. Would you settle for your body being ravished in a way that youā€™ll never forget for the rest of your life? ---
**Author:** ![Sigmagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Sigmagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sigmagirl)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2008, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girls-and-fun/450191/14 "2008-05-22T14:30:18Z")
Sigmagirl just wants to sleep right now. Later, sheā€™ll have fun. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2008, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girls-and-fun/450191/15 "2008-05-22T14:32:46Z")
But do they want two and a half inches of fun? ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2008, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girls-and-fun/450191/16 "2008-05-22T14:34:19Z")
[QUOTE=Zebra] But do they want two and a half inches of fun? [/QUOTE] Nobody wants two and a half inches of fun, in any connotationā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2008, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girls-and-fun/450191/17 "2008-05-22T16:04:34Z")
[QUOTE=NadaHappyCamper] is it true, girls just want to have fun? [/quote] Sure, they do. Just not with _you._ :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![NajaNivea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/22d042/32.png) [@NajaNivea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NajaNivea)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2008, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girls-and-fun/450191/18 "2008-05-22T20:32:55Z")
I believe [this signage](http://www.rawdogleather.com/girlsrfun.jpg) from one of Atlantaā€™s finer adult entertainment establishments will answer the question fairly succinctly. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2008, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girls-and-fun/450191/19 "2008-05-22T21:03:01Z")
[QUOTE=Dung Beetle] Yes, but some boys take a beautiful girl and hide her away from the rest of the world. [/QUOTE] Well if theyā€™d just stop messinā€™ with the danger zone ā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2008, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girls-and-fun/450191/20 "2008-05-22T21:24:12Z")
[QUOTE=Inigo Montoya] Well if theyā€™d just stop messinā€™ with the danger zone ā€¦ [/QUOTE] The danger zone? Why you standinā€™ there, man? You canā€™t touch this. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girls-and-fun/450191.md?page=2)