# girls and fun

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girls-and-fun/450191>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 22, 2008, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girls-and-fun/450191 "2008-05-22T01:47:54Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![Broomstick](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/broomstick/32/246_2.png) [@Broomstick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broomstick)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2008, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girls-and-fun/450191/21 "2008-05-22T22:51:06Z")

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[QUOTE=Kythereia]  
Well, _I_ want a million dollars, **my own personal airplane made out of gold,** and two hundred days of vacation a year. So there. 😃  
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Gold is much too heavy for airplanes. I want a personal airplane of wood and fabric, and that WOULD be fun, so yeah, I just wanna have fun. 😃

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**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2008, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girls-and-fun/450191/22 "2008-05-22T22:51:27Z")

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It was all a typo. Girls just want to have fun **ds**. Mutual funds, bond funds, trust funds, hedge funds,…and your funds. 😉

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**Author:** ![guizot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guizot/32/3636_2.png) [@guizot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/guizot)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2008, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girls-and-fun/450191/23 "2008-05-22T23:32:49Z")

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More than fun, girls wanna be **right**.

Whether they are is up to further debate.

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**Author:** ![FloatyGimpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/floatygimpy/32/7750_2.png) [@FloatyGimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FloatyGimpy)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2008, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girls-and-fun/450191/24 "2008-05-23T00:03:46Z")

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[QUOTE=tdn]

Would you settle for your body being ravished in a way that you’ll never forget for the rest of your life?  
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[SIZE=1]Yes[/SIZE]

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**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2008, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girls-and-fun/450191/25 "2008-05-23T12:13:53Z")

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[QUOTE=guizot]  
More than fun, girls wanna be **right**.

Whether they are is up to further debate.  
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“I married Mrs. Right. Turns out her first name is ‘Always’!” 😃

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**Author:** ![guizot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guizot/32/3636_2.png) [@guizot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/guizot)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2008, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girls-and-fun/450191/26 "2008-05-23T12:56:38Z")

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[QUOTE=Daithi Lacha]  
“I married Mrs. Right. Turns out her first name is ‘Always’!” 😃  
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Please give the Mrs. my tip of the hat for her rectitude. And while you’re at it, could you ask her how fun it is to always be right?

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**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2008, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girls-and-fun/450191/27 "2008-05-23T12:57:53Z")

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I’ve heard that it was a Candid Camera reference. Girls just want to have Funt.

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**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2008, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girls-and-fun/450191/28 "2008-05-23T13:14:34Z")

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Dear? What are you going to do with your life?

Regards,  
Your Father

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2008, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girls-and-fun/450191/29 "2008-05-23T13:15:28Z")

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[QUOTE=GuanoLad]  
I’ve heard that it was a Candid Camera reference. Girls just want to have Funt.  
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Oh, good. I feared that the real saying was Girls Just Wanna Have Fungus.

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**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2008, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girls-and-fun/450191/30 "2008-05-23T14:12:02Z")

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[QUOTE=AskNott]  
It was all a typo. Girls just want to have fun **ds**. Mutual funds, bond funds, trust funds, hedge funds,…and your funds. 😉  
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Nope. Girls just want to have fund _managers_. Otherwise my investment portfolio would _really_ be working for me.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2008, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girls-and-fun/450191/31 "2008-05-23T14:32:41Z")

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[QUOTE=tdn]  
Oh, good. I feared that the real saying was Girls Just Wanna Have Fungus.  
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Well, sometimes they are just looking for a fungi.

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