# Girls Gone Wild

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girls-gone-wild/139026>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [November 27, 2002, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girls-gone-wild/139026 "2002-11-27T03:35:51Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2002, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girls-gone-wild/139026/21 "2002-11-27T16:43:06Z")

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I gotta get down there. But I’m 32, so I’d stick out pretty badly. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2002, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girls-gone-wild/139026/22 "2002-11-27T16:57:46Z")

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I like the version shot in Weimer Berlin, _Girls Gone Weill._

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**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2002, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girls-gone-wild/139026/23 "2002-11-27T17:19:15Z")

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But for witty reparte and \*general cleverness, you can’t beat \*\* Girls Gone Wilde \*\*

\*my next username will be General Cleverness.

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2002, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girls-gone-wild/139026/24 "2002-11-27T17:23:20Z")

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General Cleverness, Private Parts reporting for duty!

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**Author:** ![bayonet1976](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/77aa72/32.png) [@bayonet1976](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bayonet1976)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2002, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girls-gone-wild/139026/25 "2002-11-27T18:27:07Z")

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On the same subject, my usual after hours hangout is a place called Cigarz in Universal Studios Citiwalk in Orlando. Why do I hang out at a theme park you migh ask? I live a couple of blocks away and many of my friends work there. This place is not just popular with the tourists but also with the park workers, and is divided into two sections, an uppper floor where the bar and cigar humidor is, and a lower section with tables, chairs, couches, tv’s and so on. My friends and I usually hang out down there.

Anyway, this group of park workers have been playing a game for the past few months where when a cute girl walks in they’ll start chanting \<\<show us your tits\>\>. Obnoxious, right? Juvenile, right? Never work, right? Wrong! I’ll be damned if there aren’t at least a couple of girls every night that lift their shirts and flash some boobage! Some of there girls might have a few drinks, but I don’t recall any of them being falling down drunk.

I can’t explain it, I just just enjoy it.

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**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2002, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girls-gone-wild/139026/26 "2002-11-27T18:29:34Z")

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Don’t forget the one where the girls are dressed as Hitler

_Girls Gone Heiled_

Or the one where they are in the office putting away paperwork

_Girls Gone & Filed_

Or where they are cover with ceramic squares:

_Girls Gone Tiled_

OK, OK, I’m done.

For now…

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**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2002, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girls-gone-wild/139026/27 "2002-11-27T19:14:05Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Enderw24 \*  
> \*\*No, but there is one called Girls Gone Mild.  
> It shows them hanging out in the library, studying and stuff. \*\*

Let’s at least give the genius behind that idea his props:

[Girls Gone Mild](http://www.soaprope.com/d/20020830.html)

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**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2002, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girls-gone-wild/139026/28 "2002-11-27T19:20:09Z")

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> \*Originally posted by dantheman \*  
> \*\*I gotta get down there. But I’m 32, so I’d stick out pretty badly. 🙂 \*\*

Then try Mardi Gras. It’s fun for all ages! 😉

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**Author:** ![Algernon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a183cd/32.png) [@Algernon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Algernon)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2002, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girls-gone-wild/139026/29 "2002-11-27T19:29:59Z")

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> _posted by dantheman_  
> General Cleverness, Private Parts reporting for duty!

Major Stud here! Hey, I can dream can’t I? Corporal Punishment will be along shortly.

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**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2002, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girls-gone-wild/139026/30 "2002-11-27T19:41:14Z")

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We managed to befriend some guys shooting this stuff down in Padre back in '98. They got free access to the bars and invites to _tons_ of parties for the simple fact that woman/girls/sluts/whatever would flock to whereever these guys were. Accordingly, jackass guys would flock to whereever the girls were, hoping to get free shots of boobage. it was good business for the bars and parties, since they charged entrance fees.

The girls I saw did it for nothing.

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**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2002, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girls-gone-wild/139026/31 "2002-11-27T19:50:55Z")

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> \*Originally posted by bup \*  
> \*\*Let’s at least give the genius behind that idea his props:
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> [Girls Gone Mild](http://www.soaprope.com/d/20020830.html) \*\*

Hey cool. **bup** , I’ve never actually seen that webcomic before. I just made it up right before posting. Not that original, I suppose.

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**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2002, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girls-gone-wild/139026/32 "2002-11-27T19:57:40Z")

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My favorite one of the series has to be the time they got female civil war recreationists to flash them on camera.  
It was called _Girl with the Wild_

This is not to be confused with its well known sequel, _the wild done gone_ which shot female breasts from the black perspective.

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2002, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girls-gone-wild/139026/33 "2002-11-27T20:14:17Z")

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Yeah, fun for all! Bar wins, because people pay the cover fee. Guys win, because they see nude babes. Video dude wins because he has footage (in a manner of speaking). And girls win because… uh… Hm.

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**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2002, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girls-gone-wild/139026/34 "2002-11-27T20:53:39Z")

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So Danth hows the “research” going?

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2002, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girls-gone-wild/139026/35 "2002-11-27T20:56:05Z")

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When I get home tonight, I’ll continue it. You know, there might be a Nobel in this, if I pull it off right. These things take time, you see.

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**Author:** ![More\_Cowbell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@More\_Cowbell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/More_Cowbell)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2002, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girls-gone-wild/139026/36 "2002-11-27T20:56:34Z")

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> \*Originally posted by dantheman \*  
> \*\*Well, this came about when I picked up a package from the post office yesterday. “GGW,” it said on the outside. Opened it up, and lo and behold it’s a Girls Gone Wild tape.
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> I didn’t remember ordering one. But it’s possible! They don’t arrive just a few days after ordering, like most things - these take a few weeks, for some reason.  
> \*\*

You probably didn’t order it. Thing is with the GGW tapes, when you order one, they keeps sending one a month, like a subscription. They don’t tell you that when you order off the net, and you have to call to cancel their monthly deluge of bare-breasted nymphets. And it’s not an 800 number either. When you call, they’ll cancel without a problem, and even give you a special “cancellation” price for 2 more tapes.

Or, ummm, so I’ve heard. 😉

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2002, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girls-gone-wild/139026/37 "2002-11-27T22:39:12Z")

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Ah, no problem. After all, I’ll need to research this thoroughly, and I cannot afford to leave even one tape unviewed.

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**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2002, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girls-gone-wild/139026/38 "2002-11-27T22:47:14Z")

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Somewhere theres an Onion article about this thread, I just know it.

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**Author:** ![Broodha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7c8e57/32.png) [@Broodha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broodha)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2002, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girls-gone-wild/139026/39 "2002-11-27T22:53:32Z")

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Are you sure you’re not talking about the story of exibitionist dog-sled racers, **The Girls of the Wild**?

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**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2002, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girls-gone-wild/139026/40 "2002-11-28T01:09:10Z")

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Is there a Straight Doper Girls Gone Wild? I’d be interested in that.

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