# Girls Gone Wild

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girls-gone-wild/139026>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [November 27, 2002, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girls-gone-wild/139026 "2002-11-27T03:35:51Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2002, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girls-gone-wild/139026/41 "2002-11-28T01:11:37Z")

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Maybe at the next Dopefest…

“Pardon me… show me your boobies, and you can have a SD t-shirt!”

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**Author:** ![Turbo\_Dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ce73a5/32.png) [@Turbo\_Dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Turbo_Dog)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2002, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girls-gone-wild/139026/42 "2002-11-28T01:29:31Z")

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Mardi Gras. You’ll see men and women doing incredible things for a rack (pardon the pun) of beads that cost $2.00 in a store.

It’s fun?

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**Author:** ![Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/soul_brother_number_two/32/3515_2.png) [@Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soul_Brother_Number_Two)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2002, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girls-gone-wild/139026/43 "2002-11-28T02:30:38Z")

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He said “pull it off right.”

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2002, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girls-gone-wild/139026/44 "2002-11-28T04:27:13Z")

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I’m so proud to be a doper.

(_sighs. shakes head._)

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**Author:** ![mandielise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/58956e/32.png) [@mandielise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mandielise)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2002, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girls-gone-wild/139026/45 "2002-11-28T04:55:30Z")

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You don’t have to go to New Orleans during Mardi Gras. Go any time of the year down Bourbon St and you’ll see tits. Hell, my (conservative) ex-roommate went last march and showed her stuff… and yes, she’s very well endowed. I’ve never flashed but hey, there’s always tomorrow.

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**Author:** ![DoctorJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctorj/32/2904_2.png) [@DoctorJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DoctorJ)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2002, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girls-gone-wild/139026/46 "2002-11-28T05:43:43Z")

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One of my dearest friends, who is also a dedicated lurker around here, has been told that she appears in the background of some GGW footage taken during NYE 2000 in New Orleans. The scene involves two girls making out on a fire truck. (Said friend is not one of said performers, nor does she show off the twins herself. Que lastima!)

I suffered through one entire video looking for this scene, to no avail. (The things I do for my friends.)

If any GGW enthusiasts might be able to point me in the right direction of this particular scene, I will be eternally grateful.

Dr. J

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**Author:** ![caffeine\_overdose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85e7bf/32.png) [@caffeine\_overdose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/caffeine_overdose)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2002, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girls-gone-wild/139026/47 "2002-11-28T06:03:05Z")

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Dan to complete your collection you can’t forget these titles

the Egyptian one:  
Girls gone Niled

the nanny one:  
Girls fawn child

the telephone one:  
Girls gone dialed

and of course you must get the hard to find feminine backlash:

(wait for it)

Girls gone riled

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2002, 8:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girls-gone-wild/139026/48 "2002-11-28T08:45:53Z")

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Feh. I’m not getting excited until I start seein’ some _squirrels_ gone wild.

Or, wild_er._

Whatever.

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2002, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girls-gone-wild/139026/49 "2002-11-28T14:42:39Z")

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Squirrels! Nah, they’d just be flashing their nuts.

Update:

**GGW Ultimate Spring Break Volume 2** has been viewed, and the results of my investigation have been diligently detailed in a big spiral notebook.

It’s okay. No, it’s pretty good. Although I still don’t have any real insight into why these girls are doing this.

I need to get to New Orleans. Maybe I can convince **mandielise** to show her wares. 😉

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**Author:** ![mandielise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/58956e/32.png) [@mandielise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mandielise)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2002, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girls-gone-wild/139026/50 "2002-11-29T00:17:10Z")

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sorry dan, i’ve never flashed and don’t plan on it… but maybe ifyou buy me a few drinks…  
j/k

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2002, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girls-gone-wild/139026/51 "2002-11-29T01:12:41Z")

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All part of the plan. Ply 'em with alcohol, then offer t-shirts.

How can I go wrong?

What we need is a new Doper page. **Dopers Gone Wild**.

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**Author:** ![Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/258eb7/32.png) [@Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranger)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2002, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girls-gone-wild/139026/52 "2002-11-29T19:45:25Z")

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I was talking with my old high school buddy and we conferenced called his eldest daughter who’s a freshperson in college. I told her that if she wanted help her favorite father avoid a heart attack she would never appear in a GGW video. She promised not to.

Is it possible they they’re flashing their dirty pillows because their parents have never sat down with them and told them “Hey, don’t flash your tits for a GGW camera crew, m’kay?”

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2002, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girls-gone-wild/139026/53 "2002-11-29T20:19:33Z")

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That’s a good theory, but it still pales next to the “they’re just plain stupid” theory. 🙂

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**Author:** ![EasyPhil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e47c2d/32.png) [@EasyPhil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EasyPhil)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2002, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girls-gone-wild/139026/54 "2002-11-29T21:27:58Z")

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What in the world is wrong with a woman showing her breasts? Men do it all the time, and folks don’t have a problem with it. One thing I never got, a woman can have her entire breast exposed except for the nipple and that seems to be okay. WTF???

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**Author:** ![easy\_e](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/eb8c5e/32.png) [@easy\_e](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/easy_e)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2002, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girls-gone-wild/139026/55 "2002-11-30T00:54:19Z")

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The Girls Gone Wild Crew is currently touring college campuses.

I saw their truck–they were in Madison for Halloween. I also saw some girls flashing a crowd from a second story apartment (I did not see the GGW crew around). Allegedly, the rioting started when the girls stopped flashing.

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**Author:** ![mandielise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/58956e/32.png) [@mandielise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mandielise)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2002, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girls-gone-wild/139026/56 "2002-11-30T05:48:46Z")

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Yeah we actually had Playboy come to LSU my freshman year - they did a “Girls of the SEC” issue. There are so many parents down here who don’t care what their kids do. A friend of mine told me her dad decided she was going to LSU so he decided to teach her how to drink like a champ… when she was 13!

I’ll be 21 in a few months and my parents STILL won’t let me drink! Hell, what they don’t know can’t hurt em!

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**Author:** ![Opus1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/858c86/32.png) [@Opus1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Opus1)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2002, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girls-gone-wild/139026/57 "2002-11-30T07:12:46Z")

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World Eater–there was an onion “blurb” article that read something like: Sales of Guys Gone Wild Video Suprisingly Slow, accompanied by a picture of an overweight man lifting up his shirt with two stars superimposed over his nipples.

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**Author:** ![DKW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dkw/32/3118_2.png) [@DKW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DKW)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2002, 8:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girls-gone-wild/139026/58 "2002-11-30T08:47:48Z")

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Wild, huh?

Funny, I had no idea that NOT SHOWING A DAMN THING BELOW THE WAIST EVER (like about a gazillion other so-called porn titles out there) qualified as “wild”.

I don’t have any problem with these “girls” only getting a t-shirt. As far as I’m concerned, they deserve next to nothing for _showing_ next to nothing.

(I know, I know, start a Pit thread. I’ll do that in a bit. Just had to get this off my, uh, chest.)

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2002, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girls-gone-wild/139026/59 "2002-11-30T15:00:58Z")

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What videos are **you** watching, **DKW**? All of the ones I’m researching have some revealed lower regions.

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**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2002, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/girls-gone-wild/139026/60 "2002-11-30T16:40:39Z")

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I searched the net & found Geeks Gone Wild. I can only imagine.

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