# Git outta town before PUNDOWN, foos. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 8, 2006, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/git-outta-town-before-pundown-foos/359915 "2006-06-08T17:10:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2006, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/git-outta-town-before-pundown-foos/359915/21 "2006-06-08T17:53:16Z")
For cod’s hake. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2006, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/git-outta-town-before-pundown-foos/359915/22 "2006-06-08T17:54:00Z")
Stop! you’re giving me a haddock! Halibut a little mercy? ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2006, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/git-outta-town-before-pundown-foos/359915/23 "2006-06-08T17:55:02Z")
C, E-Flat, and G walk into a bar, and the bartender says “I’m sorry. We don’t serve minors here.” ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2006, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/git-outta-town-before-pundown-foos/359915/24 "2006-06-08T17:55:24Z")
\*\*anyrose. \*\* Whew. You should be arrested for indecent disclosure. ---
**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2006, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/git-outta-town-before-pundown-foos/359915/25 "2006-06-08T17:56:08Z")
Aw, crappy! I just remembered I owed my friend Gil a fin. ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2006, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/git-outta-town-before-pundown-foos/359915/26 "2006-06-08T18:02:04Z")
Fish and music puns, huh? (cracks knuckles) BASS-ically, I don’t whether you go for SOLE music, or ROCK-shrimp and ROLL. This is no FLUKE. You two, BLOWfish away. ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2006, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/git-outta-town-before-pundown-foos/359915/27 "2006-06-08T18:05:22Z")
[QUOTE=Daithi Lacha] Aw, crappy! I just remembered I owed my friend Gil a fin. [/QUOTE] “Gil a fin?” Is that a “Gilligan’s Island” joke? Or is Gil a girl? If so, do you plan to give Gil a Howell soon, or will you just Skipper Gingerly, Professor love for another and then go marry Ann? ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2006, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/git-outta-town-before-pundown-foos/359915/28 "2006-06-08T18:06:15Z")
a termite walks into a tavern and asks “is the bar tender here?” ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2006, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/git-outta-town-before-pundown-foos/359915/29 "2006-06-08T18:08:15Z")
I’m like James Evans on “Good Times.” I’m on a Rolle. This is all just pun and games, people. If you think I’m punny now, just give me another hour… ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2006, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/git-outta-town-before-pundown-foos/359915/30 "2006-06-08T18:10:15Z")
a cheese sandwich walks into a bar and the bartender says “I’m sorry, we don;t serve food here” ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2006, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/git-outta-town-before-pundown-foos/359915/31 "2006-06-08T18:10:23Z")
[QUOTE=anyrose] a termite walks into a tavern and asks “is the bar tender here?” [/QUOTE] _:: Cues Pink Panther theme music ::_ Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant, ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2006, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/git-outta-town-before-pundown-foos/359915/32 "2006-06-08T18:12:34Z")
[QUOTE=anyrose] a cheese sandwich walks into a bar and the bartender says “I’m sorry, we don;t serve food here” [/QUOTE] The cheese sandwich said, “But rye not?” The bartender replies, “You may have enough bread, but this is a hip-hop bar, sp we need you to flash the cheddar.” ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2006, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/git-outta-town-before-pundown-foos/359915/33 "2006-06-08T18:16:29Z")
Eh. DO-OVER. “The bartender replied, 'Wheat need you to pay, and you don’t have the bread OR the cheddar.” ---
**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2006, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/git-outta-town-before-pundown-foos/359915/34 "2006-06-08T18:17:08Z")
Fish puns? Now look, the fish puns are all well and gouda, but every edam time I open up a pun thread it smelts of fish. It’s enough to make me tear my herring out. You guys need to spice it up, to really relish a thread like this. Put some of the ol’ pepper on it. Why, time was a guy could expect a real rhubarb when he went into a pun thread, and everyone was perfectly okra with that. Some say the penguin is mightier than the sword, but that’s no way to take flight. These puns here just don’t leopard of the page and grab the reader by the throat. No, you guys are just playing mice. _psi_ I’m sigma tired of this amateur stuff. You beta liven things up around here, or I will bust a kappa in yo’ rear end. I am the alpha and the omega of the Olympian omphaloskepsis known as wordplay. Chi am here to tell you I know how to play the gamma, and if you watch me and take notes, I’ll show you how to get all your ducks in a rho. ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2006, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/git-outta-town-before-pundown-foos/359915/35 "2006-06-08T18:18:26Z")
**Spatial Rift 47** trying to bring it!! ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2006, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/git-outta-town-before-pundown-foos/359915/36 "2006-06-08T18:21:19Z")
[QUOTE=Askia] Eh. DO-OVER. “The bartender replied, 'Wheat need you to pay, and you don’t have the bread OR the cheddar.” [/QUOTE] Alouette you slide on that one ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2006, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/git-outta-town-before-pundown-foos/359915/37 "2006-06-08T18:24:42Z")
**Spatial Rift 47.** This sounds like Greek to me, but whatever. OMIKRON say this once. THIS IS MY HOUSE. If PHI ever see NU step foot on my LAMDA again, TAU’ma knock you UPISILON the head, then put a KAPPA in your ass. ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2006, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/git-outta-town-before-pundown-foos/359915/38 "2006-06-08T18:26:25Z")
[QUOTE=anyrose] Alouette you slide on that one [/QUOTE] Don’t goat too far. Brie-tween you and me, I can do “Cheese” puns like a Whiz. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2006, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/git-outta-town-before-pundown-foos/359915/39 "2006-06-08T18:31:04Z")
[QUOTE=Askia] Don’t goat too far. Brie-tween you and me, I can do “Cheese” puns like a Whiz. [/QUOTE] maybe, but they’re eggscruiating. Right now my brain is scrambled, but it doesn’t take a hard boiled detective to suss out the yolks. ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2006, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/git-outta-town-before-pundown-foos/359915/40 "2006-06-08T18:34:02Z")
Chicken? Don’t quail. You’re robin me of all my fun if you quit. Ostrich you out! My egg-sellence will not be deinied!! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/git-outta-town-before-pundown-foos/359915.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/git-outta-town-before-pundown-foos/359915.md?page=3)