# Git outta town before PUNDOWN, foos. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 8, 2006, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/git-outta-town-before-pundown-foos/359915 "2006-06-08T17:10:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2006, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/git-outta-town-before-pundown-foos/359915/81 "2006-06-12T18:30:18Z")
Oh cut it out you guys, or **Spatial Rift** you into **47** itty bitty pieces. ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2006, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/git-outta-town-before-pundown-foos/359915/82 "2006-06-12T19:39:00Z")
[QUOTE=Ellen Cherry] Someone’s made a royal askia of himself, it appears. 😉 [/QUOTE] Well, I do have to admit I swore a bit when I saw that post. Hey … you’d a cussed, too. ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2006, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/git-outta-town-before-pundown-foos/359915/83 "2006-06-12T20:13:18Z")
Now that the preliminaries are over, I’ll make my entrance. Who am I, you ask? I’m a punball wizard, got such a supple wit. When there’s a punfest, it doesn’t matter what Townshend. I am the punster of My Generation, so baby, Who Are You? Climb aboard my Magic Bus, dye my vowels, and I’ll show you what it’s like to to be the bad man, Behind Blue "I"s. Somebody invite Baba O’Riley, and guitar a seat in the front row. Drum up a crowd, so all can see me win, and they Won’t Get Fooled Again. ---
**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2006, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/git-outta-town-before-pundown-foos/359915/84 "2006-06-13T05:41:33Z")
[QUOTE=Askia] I’m your worse nightmare: a black man with a gag. [/QUOTE] Nice to see you showing a little restraint. ---
**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2006, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/git-outta-town-before-pundown-foos/359915/85 "2006-06-13T13:43:36Z")
[QUOTE=Oakminster] Now that the preliminaries are over, I’ll make my entrance. Who am I, you ask? I’m a punball wizard, got such a supple wit. When there’s a punfest, it doesn’t matter what Townshend. I am the punster of My Generation, so baby, Who Are You? Climb aboard my Magic Bus, dye my vowels, and I’ll show you what it’s like to to be the bad man, Behind Blue "I"s. Somebody invite Baba O’Riley, and guitar a seat in the front row. Drum up a crowd, so all can see me win, and they Won’t Get Fooled Again. [/QUOTE] Please. **Askia** already tried song titles upthread, and it failed then too. I must admit it’s hard to find the interest to play in the sandbox with you amateurs, but that’s the price I pay for being such a principal punster. I’m really loaning away from this thread lately, because it’s so taxing to work on this low level. ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2006, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/git-outta-town-before-pundown-foos/359915/86 "2006-06-13T15:13:36Z")
Why I oughtta --! Don’t blame me if this degenerates into something fiscal. ---
**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2006, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/git-outta-town-before-pundown-foos/359915/87 "2006-06-13T15:55:07Z")
I put no stock in your trade, **Askia**. You have no futures in wordplay. ---
**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2006, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/git-outta-town-before-pundown-foos/359915/88 "2006-06-13T20:54:07Z")
[QUOTE=Askia] Don’t blame me if this degenerates into something fiscal. [/QUOTE] First gags, now bonds: you’re submittting, aren’t you? ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2006, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/git-outta-town-before-pundown-foos/359915/89 "2006-06-13T22:34:41Z")
[QUOTE=Spatial Rift 47] I put no stock in your trade, **Askia**. You have no futures in wordplay. [/QUOTE] Market up or market down – I’m not sure how you cook your books – but I can’t bear your bull. Your speculation makes no cents to me. While your company looks appealing on paper, word on the street is you don’t keep penny stocks, you’re low on reserves and you personally suffer an overinflated value on your net worth. I’m a sought-after commodity with a wealth of resources. I’m not only flush, but I’m _clearly_ in the black. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge. My greenspans to cover my needs, bank you very much. If you dollar “uncle”, maybe Dow won’t SEC my shareholders on you for a hostile takeover. You’re out of your debt, man. Stop wasting my time nickel-and-diming me with meaningless words, because you’re looking shaky this quarter. Now if you’ll excuse me? I’m gonna listen to NAS–DAQ guy can rap. Trump _that,_ foo. ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2006, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/git-outta-town-before-pundown-foos/359915/90 "2006-06-13T22:51:24Z")
[QUOTE=Case Sensitive] First gags, now bonds: you’re submittting, aren’t you? [/QUOTE] I submit that’s a foolish hope. I was tied up with **Spacial Rift 47,** but now that I’ve extricated myself from those loose ends, let me unshackle my tongue and unleash a new salvo on you, **Case:** encased you didn’t notice, I will not be roped into _any \* defeat, hog-tied by any setback, nor_ bound\* to any concessions. There are no s&m relationships here and I don’t need to strap leather, boys. I dominate tricks like you because I’m into pimpin’ circumstance. When I say “who’s the master?”, YOU say **“Askia!”** ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2006, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/git-outta-town-before-pundown-foos/359915/91 "2006-06-13T23:05:39Z")
Yeah, yeah, **Askia** , but this is a brand spanking new ball gag going on here. You’ve handcuffed yourself to the Old Guard. Leather alone, man. I always come out on Top, and you ain’t gonna Switch things around this time. Bottom line is I’ll humiliate you, easy as falling off a flog… ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2006, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/git-outta-town-before-pundown-foos/359915/92 "2006-06-13T23:16:43Z")
Sniff. Anyone else here smell **Tussy?** ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2006, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/git-outta-town-before-pundown-foos/359915/93 "2006-06-13T23:19:20Z")
:smack: Oh, wait. Those are _men’s magazines_, not _deoderant brands…_ Uh… I need some _Time._ ---
**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2006, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/git-outta-town-before-pundown-foos/359915/94 "2006-06-13T23:24:26Z")
[QUOTE=Askia] I dominate tricks like you because I’m into pimpin’ circumstance. When I say “who’s the master?”, YOU say **“Askia!”** [/QUOTE] If your bonds are as good as your words I’ll have few worries: I have a boundless wit; you have a fettered imagination. ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2006, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/git-outta-town-before-pundown-foos/359915/95 "2006-06-13T23:28:55Z")
Deodorant brands? We oughta Ban that, unless you’re Sure you’re up to Speed. Stick with me, and I’ll show you all the Secret ways to roll on to victory… ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2006, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/git-outta-town-before-pundown-foos/359915/96 "2006-06-13T23:36:58Z")
[QUOTE=Case Sensitive] If your bonds are as good as your words I’ll have few worries: I have a boundless wit; you have a fettered imagination. [/QUOTE] Your witticisms are devastating to six year olds of all ages. ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2006, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/git-outta-town-before-pundown-foos/359915/97 "2006-06-13T23:40:49Z")
[QUOTE=Oakminster] Deodorant brands? We oughta Ban that, unless you’re Sure you’re up to Speed. Stick with me, and I’ll show you all the Secret ways to roll on to victory… [/QUOTE] I feel like I’ve been aerosaulted. No wonder you mentioned four brands of underarm hygiene product. ---
**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2006, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/git-outta-town-before-pundown-foos/359915/98 "2006-06-13T23:46:13Z")
[QUOTE=Askia] Your witticisms are devastating to six year olds of all ages. [/QUOTE] You daren’t match wits with me: you know you’re outnumbered at least two to one. Face it, you’re the leashed of my problems. ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2006, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/git-outta-town-before-pundown-foos/359915/99 "2006-06-13T23:51:00Z")
Did you just say, “Tutor one?” I could teach you, but I’d have a hard time keeping my eyes open, I find you so … unstimulating. On a scale of one to 10, you strike me as a three, and my pupils must dial 8. ---
**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2006, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/git-outta-town-before-pundown-foos/359915/100 "2006-06-14T00:02:29Z")
[QUOTE=Askia] Did you just say, “Tutor one?” I could teach you, but I’d have a hard time keeping my eyes open… [/QUOTE] You, a pedagogue? I’m agog, but I’m not as pedestrian. Perhaps if you remove that blindfold you could see better: let the scales fall from your eyes, but on balance you just don’t weigh up - you’re a lightweight, I’m a heavyweight and I’m way up on points: need a few pointers? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/git-outta-town-before-pundown-foos/359915.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/git-outta-town-before-pundown-foos/359915.md?page=6)