# Giuliani incentivizes Mueller to interview Trump

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giuliani-incentivizes-mueller-to-interview-trump/826246
**Category:** Politics & Elections
**Created:** [December 17, 2018, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giuliani-incentivizes-mueller-to-interview-trump/826246 "2018-12-17T02:06:08Z")
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### Author: ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)
#### Post date: [December 17, 2018, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giuliani-incentivizes-mueller-to-interview-trump/826246/1 "2018-12-17T02:06:08Z")

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[Giuliani: Trump will only sit for interview with Mueller ‘over my dead body’](https://thehill.com/homenews/sunday-talk-shows/421578-giuliani-on-whether-trump-will-sit-for-interview-with-mueller-over):

> [@The Hill](#):
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> “Over my dead body. But you know, I could be dead,” Giuliani said during an interview on “Fox News Sunday” when asked if Trump would take part in an interview.

Weekend at Rudy’s?

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### Author: ![Dandan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@Dandan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dandan)
#### Post date: [December 17, 2018, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giuliani-incentivizes-mueller-to-interview-trump/826246/2 "2018-12-17T12:05:50Z")

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Rudy called the prosecuter’s office a “joke”, and then proceeded to tell his own topper: he thinks the investigators will attempt to trap the big guy in a lie…

Dan

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### Author: ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)
#### Post date: [December 17, 2018, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giuliani-incentivizes-mueller-to-interview-trump/826246/3 "2018-12-17T13:20:16Z")

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It’s a curious method of hunting, used only for extremely rare animals highly prized as trophies. It involves placing a trap on the ground in plain sight, showing the bear the trap and warning him not to step in it, demonstrating its harmful effects on several other bears who didn’t listen, and then stepping back and allowing the bear to make his own choice.

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### Author: ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)
#### Post date: [December 17, 2018, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giuliani-incentivizes-mueller-to-interview-trump/826246/4 "2018-12-17T13:26:49Z")

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> But you know, I could be dead

This would have taken on an entirely different meaning if Rick Scott had uttered it.

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### Author: ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)
#### Post date: [December 17, 2018, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giuliani-incentivizes-mueller-to-interview-trump/826246/5 "2018-12-17T13:55:22Z")

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> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> It’s a curious method of hunting, used only for extremely rare animals highly prized as trophies. It involves placing a trap on the ground in plain sight, showing the bear the trap and warning him not to step in it, demonstrating its harmful effects on several other bears who didn’t listen, and then stepping back and allowing the bear to make his own choice.

Unfair! Rigged!

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### Author: ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)
#### Post date: [December 17, 2018, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giuliani-incentivizes-mueller-to-interview-trump/826246/6 "2018-12-17T14:09:37Z")

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> [@Nosferudy Ghouliani](#):
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> But you know, I could be dead

Nah, he looks quite un-dead to me…

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### Author: ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)
#### Post date: [December 17, 2018, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giuliani-incentivizes-mueller-to-interview-trump/826246/7 "2018-12-17T14:53:42Z")

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> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> It’s a curious method of hunting, used only for extremely rare animals highly prized as trophies. It involves placing a trap on the ground in plain sight, showing the bear the trap and warning him not to step in it, demonstrating its harmful effects on several other bears who didn’t listen, and then stepping back and allowing the bear to make his own choice.

Well, when the target is dumber than your average bear - boo boos are bound to happen.

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### Author: ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)
#### Post date: [December 17, 2018, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giuliani-incentivizes-mueller-to-interview-trump/826246/8 "2018-12-17T15:09:31Z")

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“Only YOU can prevent dumpster fires!”

–_Smocky Bear_

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### Author: ![llcoolbj77](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/eb9ed0/32.png) [@llcoolbj77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llcoolbj77)
#### Post date: [December 17, 2018, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giuliani-incentivizes-mueller-to-interview-trump/826246/9 "2018-12-17T18:40:38Z")

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> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> “Only YOU can prevent dumpster fires!”
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> –_Smocky Bear_

😃

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### Author: ![jasg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f0a364/32.png) [@jasg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jasg)
#### Post date: [December 17, 2018, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giuliani-incentivizes-mueller-to-interview-trump/826246/10 "2018-12-17T21:15:54Z")

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> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> –_Smocky Bear_

Band name or new Secret Service code name?
