Maybe I am rude. My bad manners keep me up at night.
Why would I type in a platitude that you would already know.
As for hijacks- there is a simple way to get past them. Just post about the OP and ignore the hijack. If not for my hijack of this thread, there would be only 3 posts here.
No, kambucta is right, you’re being a cunt. Rude isn’t quite covering it.
Cheers,
G
Has it occured to you that I do not care about you calling me rude words?
Has it occurred to you its a long, hot, boring evening and I thought you might be fun to play with?
Turns out, you’re not.
Cheers,
G
Don’t poke the kitty.
Whatever your little heart desires. Then if someone with an American accent criticizes you, just say it’s British style, and it’s American if someone with a British accent comes after you.
You may ignore Australians; they don’t even know when summer is.
That sounds more like an instruction than a person to me.
I’ve never had a problem with someone taking away my physical mailbox. But just try tp move from one department to another in this company and keep your system access to anything. Try it, I dare you. It’s frightening how many people become electronic non-persons.
Excellent! So I don’t have to change my style about that either. I alternate depending on my mood.
Oh, that whole thing is freaking brilliant. Brilliant, I say!!! ← Language mavens, note use of extra exclamation points. Get over it.
And to continue the annoying hijack in this thread: There are many Australians I know via the internet, and converse with them frequently. They are without exception intelligent, witty, and funny. Thank you, blinkingblinking, for showing that Australia does indeed have its share of pedantic humorless assholes.