# Give it up, Keira, we've all seen your boobs **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 29, 2005, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-it-up-keira-weve-all-seen-your-boobs/287252 "2005-01-29T06:19:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2005, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-it-up-keira-weve-all-seen-your-boobs/287252/1 "2005-01-29T06:19:09Z")
Keira Knightley has an upcoming movie, _The Jacket_. As part of the publicity campaign she is conducting numerous interviews and one thing she has said repeatedly is that this movie will feature her first nude scene. While I’m all in favor of some Keira Knightley nudity and agree it’s a strong selling point for the movie, but we’re here seeking truth. Knightley’s done nude scenes. She was nude in _The Hole_ and nude again in _Dr Zhivago_. Anyone interested in spending ten minutes on Google will be able to confirm these facts. So why on Earth is Knightley pretending she’s never shown her stuff on camera before? Did the invention of the VCR, the DVD player, and the Internet somehow escape her notice? Anyone interested in seeing the Knightley nipples knows the truth and anyone who didn’t care before still won’t care now. ---
**Author:** ![Raygun99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Raygun99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raygun99)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2005, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-it-up-keira-weve-all-seen-your-boobs/287252/2 "2005-01-29T06:24:07Z")
Keira Knightley’s got boobs? ---
**Author:** ![deena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8e7dd6/32.png) [@deena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/deena)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2005, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-it-up-keira-weve-all-seen-your-boobs/287252/3 "2005-01-29T06:46:18Z")
> [@Raygun99](#): > > Keira Knightley’s got boobs? I would assume so. ---
**Author:** ![joazito](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7feea3/32.png) [@joazito](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joazito)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2005, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-it-up-keira-weve-all-seen-your-boobs/287252/4 "2005-01-29T06:53:46Z")
Yes she does, I’ve seen them (thanks to the OP). My comments: :):):):):)🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2005, 8:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-it-up-keira-weve-all-seen-your-boobs/287252/5 "2005-01-29T08:42:08Z")
> [@Little Nemo](#): > > She was nude in _The Hole_ There’s a punch line here, but I can’t quite seem to put my finger on it. So to speak. ---
**Author:** ![Eleusis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Eleusis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleusis)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2005, 8:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-it-up-keira-weve-all-seen-your-boobs/287252/6 "2005-01-29T08:45:21Z")
Never heard of her. But yeah, thanks to the OP (!) and Google, I’m now aware she has some rather nice little stargazers. ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2005, 8:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-it-up-keira-weve-all-seen-your-boobs/287252/7 "2005-01-29T08:48:31Z")
~sniffles~ I haven’t seen her tits ☹ But my google fu is strong! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2005, 8:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-it-up-keira-weve-all-seen-your-boobs/287252/8 "2005-01-29T08:52:08Z")
> [@](#): > > Never heard of her. _Pirates of the Caribbean_? _King Arthur_? _Bend It Like Beckham_? _Love Actually_? _The Phantom Menace_? Okay, she had a very small part in _The Phantom Menace_, but still she’s hardly an unknown at this point. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2005, 8:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-it-up-keira-weve-all-seen-your-boobs/287252/9 "2005-01-29T08:58:17Z")
She should have gone topless in _King Arthur_. Then the movie might not’ve sucked so much. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2005, 9:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-it-up-keira-weve-all-seen-your-boobs/287252/10 "2005-01-29T09:06:17Z")
> [@Little Nemo](#): > > Okay, she had a very small part in _The Phantom Menace_, but still she’s hardly an unknown at this point. Her parts are very small regardless the venue. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2005, 9:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-it-up-keira-weve-all-seen-your-boobs/287252/11 "2005-01-29T09:25:16Z")
I think there’s a distinction made between “nudity” and “going topless” but then again I have a feeling she is still only topless in _The Jacket_ so who knows what she’s on about really? ---
**Author:** ![rorty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b2d939/32.png) [@rorty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rorty)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2005, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-it-up-keira-weve-all-seen-your-boobs/287252/12 "2005-01-29T10:16:26Z")
Wasn’t she pretty young when she did The Hole? ---
**Author:** ![Eleusis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Eleusis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleusis)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2005, 10:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-it-up-keira-weve-all-seen-your-boobs/287252/13 "2005-01-29T10:30:03Z")
> [@Little Nemo](#): > > _Pirates of the Caribbean_? Got 15 minutes in and turned it off. > [@](#): > > _King Arthur_? nope > [@](#): > > _Bend It Like Beckham_? nope > [@](#): > > _Love Actually_? nope > [@](#): > > _The Phantom Menace_? I watched it 2 or three times but it sucked badly my mind blocked it out. Who was she? Queen Ali Baba? 😉 Thanks anyway. ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2005, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-it-up-keira-weve-all-seen-your-boobs/287252/14 "2005-01-29T12:00:04Z")
Just put a couple of Band-Aids on those mosquito bites, honey. ---
**Author:** ![bump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7c8e57/32.png) [@bump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bump)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2005, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-it-up-keira-weve-all-seen-your-boobs/287252/15 "2005-01-29T16:58:42Z")
> [@Eleusis](#): > > Got 15 minutes in and turned it off. > nopenope nopeI watched it 2 or three times but it sucked badly my mind blocked it out. Who was she? Queen Ali Baba? 😉 > Thanks anyway. According to [her IMDB link,](http://tinyurl.com/5cz5t), she was “Sabe’”, the Queen’s decoy. ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Lance\_Murdoch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/47e85d/32.png) [@Captain\_Lance\_Murdoch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Lance_Murdoch)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2005, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-it-up-keira-weve-all-seen-your-boobs/287252/16 "2005-01-29T17:10:56Z")
> [@Eleusis](#): > > > [@](#): > > > > Love Actually? > > nope Do yourself a favor and keep it this way. You’ve been warned. ---
**Author:** ![BrotherCadfael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@BrotherCadfael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrotherCadfael)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2005, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-it-up-keira-weve-all-seen-your-boobs/287252/17 "2005-01-29T17:11:09Z")
> [@ElvisL1ves](#): > > Just put a couple of Band-Aids on those mosquito bites, honey. Some of us prefer quality over quantity. Kiera’s look just fine… ---
**Author:** ![badbadrubberpiggy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/57b2e6/32.png) [@badbadrubberpiggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/badbadrubberpiggy)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2005, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-it-up-keira-weve-all-seen-your-boobs/287252/18 "2005-01-29T17:17:01Z")
> [@Little Nemo](#): > > Keira Knightley has an upcoming movie, _The Jacket_. As part of the publicity campaign she is conducting numerous interviews and one thing she has said repeatedly is that this movie will feature her first nude scene. While I’m all in favor of some Keira Knightley nudity and agree it’s a strong selling point for the movie, but we’re here seeking truth. > > Knightley’s done nude scenes. She was nude in _The Hole_ and nude again in _Dr Zhivago_. Anyone interested in spending ten minutes on Google will be able to confirm these facts. So why on Earth is Knightley pretending she’s never shown her stuff on camera before? Did the invention of the VCR, the DVD player, and the Internet somehow escape her notice? Anyone interested in seeing the Knightley nipples knows the truth and anyone who didn’t care before still won’t care now. I’m at work and therefor can’t look at stills from these other movies, but is it possible she had a body double do the nude scenes in the other movies, and The Jacket will be the first movie where it really is her? ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2005, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-it-up-keira-weve-all-seen-your-boobs/287252/19 "2005-01-29T17:21:15Z")
Not unless she has an identical twin. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2005, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-it-up-keira-weve-all-seen-your-boobs/287252/20 "2005-01-29T17:47:37Z")
> [@Little Nemo](#): > > Knightley’s done nude scenes. She was nude in _The Hole_ and nude again in _Dr Zhivago_. _The Hole_ was released in 2001, possibly filmed before that. _Zhivago_ was released in 2002. Keira Knightley turned 18 on March 26, 2003. So both would probably be consider child porn in the USA if she were actually nude in them. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-it-up-keira-weve-all-seen-your-boobs/287252.md?page=2)