# Give it up, Keira, we've all seen your boobs **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 29, 2005, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-it-up-keira-weve-all-seen-your-boobs/287252 "2005-01-29T06:19:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![BMax](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bmax/32/4267_2.png) [@BMax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMax)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2005, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-it-up-keira-weve-all-seen-your-boobs/287252/61 "2005-01-31T01:38:56Z")
> [@don't ask](#): > > No need for Google for naked or part naked stars [Celebrity Movie Archive](http://www.celebritymoviearchive.com/tour/) is your quickest source. Having been ther & looked up Ms, Knightly, I have to say that she has very nice looking tits. Not large, but enough to play with. And very well shaped. ---
**Author:** ![iamthewalrus\_3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/258eb7/32.png) [@iamthewalrus\_3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamthewalrus_3)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2005, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-it-up-keira-weve-all-seen-your-boobs/287252/62 "2005-01-31T02:02:08Z")
> [@Dewey Cheatem Undhow](#): > > They remade _Dr. Zhivago_? For the love all that is good and holy, why? So we could see Ms. Knightley’s tits, apparently. ---
**Author:** ![TV\_time](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f17d59/32.png) [@TV\_time](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TV_time)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2005, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-it-up-keira-weve-all-seen-your-boobs/287252/63 "2005-01-31T02:34:55Z")
> [@Little Nemo](#): > > “We’ve all seen your boobs, Keira, so in order to raise the nudity stakes, you need to give it up and take off the panties this time.” **Little Nemo** , you say that to all the girls. ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2005, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-it-up-keira-weve-all-seen-your-boobs/287252/64 "2005-01-31T03:12:17Z")
> [@galt](#): > > Just to be clear: does [this](http://www.keiraknightleypalace.com/kphotos4/potc/premiere7.jpg) make you think of 12 year old boys? No, it makes me think of sandwiches. The girl needs to eat several. I think she has a lovely face. I am not a breast woman, so I have no real opinion there, but she’s rather thin. She does have a certain delicacy that I find somewhat attractive, but I’m sticking with the sandwich assessment. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2005, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-it-up-keira-weve-all-seen-your-boobs/287252/65 "2005-01-31T03:43:46Z")
> [@](#): > > Little Nemo, you say that to all the girls. I take it one step at a time. I’m still trying to talk Jennifer Love Hewitt out of her top. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2005, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-it-up-keira-weve-all-seen-your-boobs/287252/66 "2005-01-31T03:50:23Z")
But this thread has taught me an important lesson. If you want to draw attention to a thread, mention breasts in the title. Expect to see the following thread titles in the future: Donald Westlake doesn’t have tits, but he’s still a good writer Check out the rack on Sino-Taiwanese relations This boobs year’s knockers Oscar jugs winners ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2005, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-it-up-keira-weve-all-seen-your-boobs/287252/67 "2005-01-31T03:54:47Z")
Hmm… politics… tits… politics… tits… What were we discussing again? My mind has, um, wandered. ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2005, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-it-up-keira-weve-all-seen-your-boobs/287252/68 "2005-01-31T04:10:17Z")
> [@FinnAgain](#): > > Hmm… politics… tits… politics… tits… > > What were we discussing again? My mind has, um, wandered. The tits of politicians? Eeeuuww. Now I’ve grossed myself out. ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2005, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-it-up-keira-weve-all-seen-your-boobs/287252/69 "2005-01-31T04:13:52Z")
[Sweet dreams](http://www.cnn.com/US/9908/24/fbi.waco/link.janet.reno.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2005, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-it-up-keira-weve-all-seen-your-boobs/287252/70 "2005-01-31T04:40:13Z")
> [@FinnAgain](#): > > [Sweet dreams](http://www.cnn.com/US/9908/24/fbi.waco/link.janet.reno.jpg) I’m off for the time-honored antidote: Angelina Jolie pictures. ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2005, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-it-up-keira-weve-all-seen-your-boobs/287252/71 "2005-01-31T04:41:53Z")
Angelina Jolie in: boob raider. Tomb! I mean tomb raider! ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2005, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-it-up-keira-weve-all-seen-your-boobs/287252/72 "2005-01-31T04:43:27Z")
And with that, it strikes me that many slang words for breasts are stupid, ‘boob’ among them. I propose that we introduce new legislation forcing them to be called either ‘breasts’ or ‘tits’. ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2005, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-it-up-keira-weve-all-seen-your-boobs/287252/73 "2005-01-31T04:44:01Z")
> [@FinnAgain](#): > > Angelina Jolie in: boob raider. > > Tomb! I mean tomb raider! A man with a one-rack, I mean _track_, mind. ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2005, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-it-up-keira-weve-all-seen-your-boobs/287252/74 "2005-01-31T06:55:02Z")
Hey, I’ll have you know that I have two very distinct tracks to my mind… I’m just not sure what the second one is. ---
**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2005, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-it-up-keira-weve-all-seen-your-boobs/287252/75 "2005-01-31T16:11:35Z")
Why is it that every actress seems to be expected to do at least one nude scene in their career? There doesn’t appear to be the same standards set for men. If a movie becomes popular not for the fact that it may be a good movie, but for the fact that little miss so-and-so is naked in it, that’s pretty sad. This kind of thing pisses me off. I just don’t see why everyone gets all googly-eyed everytime some anorexic actress takes off her clothes. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2005, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-it-up-keira-weve-all-seen-your-boobs/287252/76 "2005-01-31T16:43:58Z")
Why are the first posts of this thread dated 1/29/05 when they are actually a month or two old? ---
**Author:** ![galt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/35a633/32.png) [@galt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galt)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2005, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-it-up-keira-weve-all-seen-your-boobs/287252/77 "2005-01-31T19:30:32Z")
> [@FinnAgain](#): > > Hey, I’ll have you know that I have two very distinct tracks to my mind… > I’m just not sure what the second one is. Left and right? ---
**Author:** ![catsix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@catsix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/catsix)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2005, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-it-up-keira-weve-all-seen-your-boobs/287252/78 "2005-01-31T19:54:13Z")
> [@](#): > > **Amazon Floozy Goddess** said: > Why is it that every actress seems to be expected to do at least one nude scene in their career? There doesn’t appear to be the same standards set for men. Oh how I wish there was. I could do with a nice, steamy, full frontal scene of Jason Statham in every movie he’s in. > [@](#): > > This kind of thing pisses me off. I just don’t see why everyone gets all googly-eyed everytime some anorexic actress takes off her clothes. No idea. There doesn’t appear to be much there to look at except bones sticking through skin, either. ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2005, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-it-up-keira-weve-all-seen-your-boobs/287252/79 "2005-01-31T20:12:01Z")
> [@Antigen](#): > > It was the commas. They always spark interest. Hey, that’s what got _me_ to read this thread. I’m always a sucker for a nice pair. ---
**Author:** ![kidchameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@kidchameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidchameleon)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2005, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-it-up-keira-weve-all-seen-your-boobs/287252/80 "2005-01-31T20:22:32Z")
> [@Amazon Floozy Goddess](#): > > Why is it that every actress seems to be expected to do at least one nude scene in their career? There doesn’t appear to be the same standards set for men. Having seen Will Farrell, Hank Azaria and Ben Stiller’s asses as of late, there doesn’t seem to be the same calling for them. Of course in _Troy_ I couldn’t discern Brad’s butt from the pile o’ women he was in and it disturbed me… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-it-up-keira-weve-all-seen-your-boobs/287252.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-it-up-keira-weve-all-seen-your-boobs/287252.md?page=5)