# Give little posters a chance!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-little-posters-a-chance/135356>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 5, 2002, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-little-posters-a-chance/135356 "2002-11-05T13:17:49Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-little-posters-a-chance/135356/21 "2002-11-05T17:42:59Z")

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Um, I think it was Cafe Society.

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**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-little-posters-a-chance/135356/22 "2002-11-05T18:07:10Z")

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I want a Chinese whisper. Hell, I want a Chinese _anything_.

(What? Why are you looking at me like that? Stop it! STOP IT!)

Esprix

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**Author:** ![Jodi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7feea3/32.png) [@Jodi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jodi)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-little-posters-a-chance/135356/23 "2002-11-05T18:12:19Z")

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Well that changes things _totally_. :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Jodi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7feea3/32.png) [@Jodi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jodi)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-little-posters-a-chance/135356/24 "2002-11-05T18:13:28Z")

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The above was to LIB, not to ESPRIX. I mean, I’m a champion nit-picker myself but really.

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**Author:** ![Debaser](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3da27b/32.png) [@Debaser](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Debaser)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-little-posters-a-chance/135356/25 "2002-11-05T19:13:56Z")

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I have just read through this whole fiasco from beginning (cafe society) to end (Pit threads I and II).

[Hindenburg voice]

Oh, the humanity!

[/Hindenburg voice]

I just wanted to share my love for the Daily Show. Why? Why? WHY!

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**Author:** ![King\_Nifty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f9ae1b/32.png) [@King\_Nifty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/King_Nifty)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-little-posters-a-chance/135356/26 "2002-11-05T19:51:25Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Jodi \*  
> \*\*There’s only be two examples lately – KING NIFTY, are you listening? – but I’m finding two to be too many: I am getting tired of people who misbehave and who then complain when people take them to task for their misbehavior. “Boo hoo, you established posters are so mean to lil’ ol’ newbie me.” Horseshit. You’ve acted like an ass and you can either apologize and move on, or shut up and move on. But as long as you continue to loudly shove your head up your ass, you can expect people to point out that your head is, in fact, up your ass. \*\*

So you’re NOT being a jerk? I’ve already said I was mistaken about the forum rules. No way am I going to apologize when you keep insulting me about it over and over and over again. Why do you keep calling me out? I have ALREADY SHUTUP AND MOVED ON, YOU HAVE NOT. Why don’t you practice what you preach, and leave me alone? You don’t see me insulting you when I reply in other threads in GQ and GD - who’s being the jerk now? What possible reason could you have for calling me out when I already said I would leave this forum, if not to act like a jerk yourself? What do you suppose the odds are that since you’re clearly acting like an ass, you’ll apologize and move on? Hypocrite.

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**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-little-posters-a-chance/135356/27 "2002-11-05T19:51:52Z")

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I don’t think nitpicker is hyphenated.

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-little-posters-a-chance/135356/28 "2002-11-05T20:00:13Z")

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> \*Originally posted by King Nifty \*  
> \*\* No way am I going to apologize when you keep insulting me about it over and over and over again. \*\*

Why not?

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> I have ALREADY SHUTUP AND MOVED ON, YOU HAVE NOT.

Were that only true! And yet here you are, not moving on.

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> Why don’t you practice what you preach, and leave me alone? You don’t see me insulting you when I reply in other threads in GQ and GD - who’s being the jerk now?

Pick one. Is ‘jerk’ an insult, or not? To paraphrase you, “Don’t insult me, you jerk!” 🙂

Pure comedy!

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> What possible reason could you have for calling me out when I already said I would leave this forum, if not to act like a jerk yourself? What do you suppose the odds are that since you’re clearly acting like an ass, you’ll apologize and move on? Hypocrite.

A hypocrite is one who says one thing and does the opposite. You said you would leave the forum. You have done the opposite.

By the way, Jodi has nothing to apologize for. Unlike you, she’s made posts that had actual substance. All you do is rant and rave and therefore are useless (so far) to this message board.

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-little-posters-a-chance/135356/29 "2002-11-05T20:06:18Z")

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> _Originally posted by Kind Nifty_  
> So you’re NOT being a jerk?

No, in fact, she is not.

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> I’ve already said I was mistaken about the forum rules.

Have you not figured out by now that this in no way excuses your previous behavior?

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> No way am I going to apologize when you keep insulting me about it over and over and over again.

Well, since it’s been clear for a while now that you weren’t going to apologize under any circumstances anyway, why not insult? Jackass.

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> Why do you keep calling me out? I have ALREADY SHUTUP AND MOVED ON, YOU HAVE NOT.

Liar.

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> Why don’t you practice what you preach, and leave me alone?

Because you are equally unwilling to leave it alone.

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> You don’t see me insulting you when I reply in other threads in GQ and GD - who’s being the jerk now?

To answer the first part of that sentence: Liar. To answer the second: It’s you. Pretty much, always you.

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> What possible reason could you have for calling me out when I already said I would leave this forum, if not to act like a jerk yourself?

Liar.

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> What do you suppose the odds are that since you’re clearly acting like an ass, you’ll apologize and move on?

**Jodi** ’s got nothing to apologize for.

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> Hypocrite.

Liar.

Wow. The ratio of dishonest statements to number of sentences in that paragraph approaches 1:1. That may very well be the most dishonest post I’ve ever seen on these boards.

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**Author:** ![Dangerosa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Dangerosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dangerosa)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-little-posters-a-chance/135356/30 "2002-11-05T20:20:21Z")

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OH…MY…IPU.

(Lib, wash your eyes out with Wisk - it helps).

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**Author:** ![glarGH](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/76d3ee/32.png) [@glarGH](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glarGH)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-little-posters-a-chance/135356/31 "2002-11-05T20:21:16Z")

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umm… BTW, what are “chinese walls”? Whats with all these negative and underhanded connotations and “Chinese”?? Is it because of their long tradition of wizzing in people’s cokes?

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**Author:** ![Montezuma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3be4f8/32.png) [@Montezuma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montezuma)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-little-posters-a-chance/135356/32 "2002-11-05T20:32:51Z")

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I’ll move on…

But NO WAY AM I APOLOGISING!  
You wanted a fight and you got it, when I tried to stop it, You continued (and I did for a while). The problem with most of you is that you want the last word. I tried to apologise at the begining, but you ignored it.

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**Author:** ![Montezuma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3be4f8/32.png) [@Montezuma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montezuma)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-little-posters-a-chance/135356/33 "2002-11-05T20:40:16Z")

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These are the Terms If I apologise:  
But look in the biggirl thread.

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**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-little-posters-a-chance/135356/34 "2002-11-05T20:44:44Z")

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Oh, boo hoo. You were a rude, presumptuous jerk, and when called on it, you were a rude, presumptuous jerk. There wasn’t anything even approaching to an apology in any of these threads. And “I’m moving on but I’m never apologizing!” has to be the most infantile thing I’ve ever seen, considering you’re the one that was the jerk.

Get over your cheap sorry self, Martha.

Esprix

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-little-posters-a-chance/135356/35 "2002-11-05T20:45:24Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Montezuma \*  
> **But NO WAY AM I APOLOGISING!**

Arrrrgh! Shiver me timbers! Avast, ye scurvy nonapologizer!

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> You wanted a fight and you got it, when I tried to stop it, You continued (and I did for a while). The problem with most of you is that you want the last word. I tried to apologise at the begining, but you ignored it.

Uh, you want the last word too, I reckon. Else you wouldn’t keep posting.

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**Author:** ![\_Deep\_F\_ied](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/7cd45c/32.png) [@\_Deep\_F\_ied](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Deep_F_ied)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-little-posters-a-chance/135356/36 "2002-11-05T20:53:15Z")

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BOO HOO…i’m a wittle newbie…goo goo

GOD what a bunch of crap! You give recent posters a foul name MONTE. (you too QUEEN NIFTY)…

maybe you should attempt your pitiful retorts on a molding goldfish to understand the stench of your stupidity.

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**Author:** ![King\_Nifty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f9ae1b/32.png) [@King\_Nifty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/King_Nifty)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-little-posters-a-chance/135356/37 "2002-11-05T20:55:34Z")

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Miller:

\<1\> Show me where I insulted Jodi in my many helpful threads in GQ and GD.  
\<2\> Show me how I’m not leaving it alone when it was Jodi that lured me back here by addressing me directly and insulting me some more, after I already said I would leave this forum.

She was being a jerk by goading me into responding again, so you can all do your little routine. Again, SHE called me out, after I had already left this forum. I was only trying to help Montezuma, and I’m obviously too late.

Now, to reiterate this AGAIN, if you leave me alone I will stop posting in this forum. But I will defend myself. Your choice. Unsolicitedly accusing me of lying (Miller) and making threats (LNO) when I am NOT is libelous at worst, being a jerk and ban-worthy at least.

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-little-posters-a-chance/135356/38 "2002-11-05T20:57:54Z")

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Libelous? LIBELOUS?

Ha, ha, ha! You’re a funny little man.

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**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-little-posters-a-chance/135356/39 "2002-11-05T20:59:36Z")

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Huh. Yeah, I’d expect something like that from someone whose user name is just a bunch of blanks and squiggles . . .

::d&r::

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**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-little-posters-a-chance/135356/40 "2002-11-05T21:08:13Z")

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D’oh. Damned hamsters.

That was addressed to Deep Fried, of course.

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