# Give me 3 last names

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [January 3, 2008, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101 "2008-01-03T04:57:33Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 11

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**Author:** ![bmoak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9dc877/32.png) [@bmoak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bmoak)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2008, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/201 "2008-03-30T21:15:04Z")

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Erin Brockovich  
Erin Moran (Joanie from Happy Days)  
Erin Go Bragh

Mario

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**Author:** ![Miss\_Purl\_McKnittington](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@Miss\_Purl\_McKnittington](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Purl_McKnittington)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2008, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/202 "2008-03-30T22:17:20Z")

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Mario, famous plumber  
Andretti, racecar driver  
Batali, redheaded TV chef

Gertrude

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**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2008, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/203 "2008-03-31T00:56:59Z")

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[QUOTE=Miss Purl McKnittington]

Gertrude  
[/QUOTE]

Stein  
Lawrence  
Queen of Denmark (from “Hamlet”)

Michelle

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**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2008, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/204 "2008-03-31T01:05:51Z")

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Kwan, golfer  
Phillips, Mama of Papa John  
Williams, actress

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Wilfred. (Wilford also acceptable.)

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**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2008, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/205 "2008-03-31T01:06:41Z")

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Kwan, figure skater  
Phillips, Mama of Papa John  
Williams, widow of Heath Ledger

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Wilfred. (Wilford also acceptable.)

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**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2008, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/206 "2008-03-31T01:59:02Z")

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Thesiger (Brit explorer, travel author)  
Brimley (actor)  
Owen (WWI poet)  
Ignatz

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2008, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/207 "2008-03-31T03:24:43Z")

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Lichtenstein, proto-Jews for Jesus rabbi  
Bubis, anti-antisemitism leader  
Urban, German botanist

Susan.

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**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2008, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/208 "2008-03-31T03:51:25Z")

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[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]  
Susan  
[/QUOTE]

Sarandon  
Dey  
Hayward

Derek

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**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2008, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/209 "2008-03-31T03:51:41Z")

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[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]  
Lichtenstein, proto-Jews for Jesus rabbi  
Bubis, anti-antisemitism leader  
Urban, German botanist

Susan.  
[/QUOTE]

Smith (the one who killed her kids)  
Snell (from Carrie)  
Sarandon (guh)

Pablo

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**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2008, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/210 "2008-03-31T04:08:54Z")

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Picasso–Painter  
Escobar–baseball player  
(Juan) Montoya–Current NASCAR driver

Jeremy

SSG Schwartz

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**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2008, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/211 "2008-03-31T06:46:46Z")

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[QUOTE=SSG Schwartz]

Jeremy

[/QUOTE]

Irons  
Piven  
Northam

Let’s try this name again:

Derek

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**Author:** ![DfrntBreign](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f6c823/32.png) [@DfrntBreign](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DfrntBreign)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2008, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/212 "2008-03-31T10:45:42Z")

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[QUOTE=NDP]  
…  
Let’s try this name again:

Derek  
[/QUOTE]

Jeter - baseball player  
Taylor - press agent for some band  
Richardson - actor  
Brent

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2008, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/213 "2008-03-31T14:52:42Z")

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Scowcroft, Ford and Bush I national security advisor  
Spiner, actor  
Tate, Australian rugby hero

Albert.

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**Author:** ![Silver\_Tyger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Silver\_Tyger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Tyger)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2008, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/214 "2008-03-31T16:08:33Z")

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Salmi  
Einstein  
Uderzo

Isaac

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**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2008, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/215 "2008-03-31T17:39:06Z")

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[QUOTE=Silver Tyger Girl]  
Salmi  
Einstein  
Uderzo

Isaac  
[/QUOTE]

Hayes  
Newton  
the Biblical Isaac

Vito

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2008, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/216 "2008-03-31T20:28:03Z")

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Corleone, fictional gangster  
LoGrasso, pro wrestler  
Fortunato, my friend’s cat

Michael.

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**Author:** ![Svejk\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea666f/32.png) [@Svejk\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Svejk_1)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2008, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/217 "2008-03-31T20:30:40Z")

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[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]  
Corleone, fictional gangster  
LoGrasso, pro wrestler  
Fortunato, my friend’s cat

Michael.  
[/QUOTE]

Jackson (beer connaisseur)  
Johnson (basketball player)  
Corleone (fictional gangster)

Vincent

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**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2008, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/218 "2008-03-31T20:35:53Z")

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[QUOTE=Švejk]  
Jackson (beer connaisseur)  
Johnson (basketball player)  
Corleone (fictional gangster)

Vincent  
[/QUOTE]

Curatola (Sopranos actor)  
Price (scary actor)  
Vega (Pulp Fiction character)

ETA: Lauren

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2008, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/219 "2008-03-31T21:32:18Z")

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[QUOTE=Freudian Slit]  
ETA: Lauren  
[/QUOTE]

Lauren Hutton (model)  
Lauren Graham (actress)  
Lauren Mioton (Purdue basketball player)

Pearl

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**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2008, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/220 "2008-03-31T23:02:10Z")

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[QUOTE=Sternvogel]  
Pearl  
[/QUOTE]  
Pearl S. Buck, Author  
Pearl Bodine, Jed Clampett’s sister  
Pearl Bailey, Actress & Singer

Rosa.

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