# Give me 3 last names

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [January 3, 2008, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101 "2008-01-03T04:57:33Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2008, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/261 "2008-04-04T18:07:02Z")

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[QUOTE=5-4-Fighting]  
Malcolm.  
[/QUOTE]

Jamal Warner  
X  
McDowell

Antoine

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2008, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/262 "2008-04-04T19:44:33Z")

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[QUOTE=Freudian Slit]  
Antoine  
[/QUOTE]

Antoine Lavoisier, father of modern chemistry  
Antoine Carr, former NBA player  
Antoine Alciatore, founder of namesake New Orleans restaurant

Red

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**Author:** ![Miss\_Purl\_McKnittington](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@Miss\_Purl\_McKnittington](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Purl_McKnittington)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2008, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/263 "2008-04-04T19:47:02Z")

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Foxx, comedian  
Foreman, not a dumbass  
Green, duct tape aficionado

Merlin

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**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2008, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/264 "2008-04-05T00:38:13Z")

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[QUOTE=Miss Purl McKnittington]  
Merlin  
[/QUOTE]  
Merlin Santana, African-American Co-Star of _The Steve Harvey Show_, Murdered at 26.  
Merlin Olsen, Form Actor, NFL PLayer, and FTD Spokesman  
Merlin Ambrosius, Commonly Known as Merlin the Magician, of Authurian Legend.

Dennis.

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**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2008, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/265 "2008-04-05T00:40:07Z")

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Olsen–Former NFL player, current broadcaster  
the Wizard–adviser to King Arthur  
Nippert–Pitched for the Boston Red Sox in the 1962 season.

Darrell

SSG Schwartz

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**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2008, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/266 "2008-04-05T01:35:56Z")

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> [@SSG Schwartz](#):
>
> Darrell

Issa, California congressman  
Hammond, _SNL_ cast member  
Waltrip, auto racer

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**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2008, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/267 "2008-04-05T01:37:10Z")

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[QUOTE=5-4-Fighting]

Dennis.  
[/QUOTE]

Moore, either a member of Congress or a thief of lupines.

Rodman, self-promoting basketball player.

Green, ranting football coach

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**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2008, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/268 "2008-04-05T01:43:25Z")

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**Governor Quinn** , **Beware of Doug** , sirs, have you no name!?!?

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**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2008, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/269 "2008-04-05T02:34:07Z")

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[QUOTE=5-4-Fighting]  
**Governor Quinn** , **Beware of Doug** , sirs, have you no name!?!?  
[/QUOTE]

Very well, let’s put “Sandy” in play.

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**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2008, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/270 "2008-04-05T04:14:28Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Very well, let’s put “Sandy” in play.

Duncan  
Dennis  
Denny

Next: Shelley

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**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2008, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/271 "2008-04-05T12:19:44Z")

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Long, actress  
Berman, comedian  
Duvall, 'nother actress

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Gilbert

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**Author:** ![DfrntBreign](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f6c823/32.png) [@DfrntBreign](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DfrntBreign)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2008, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/272 "2008-04-05T18:26:24Z")

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[QUOTE=Beware of Doug]

Gilbert  
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Godfreid - annoyer  
O’Sullivan - one hit wonder  
Grissom - C.S.I.

Neville

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**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2008, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/273 "2008-04-05T18:34:11Z")

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[QUOTE=DfrntBreign]  
Neville  
[/QUOTE]  
Neville Shute, po;ular novelist of the 50s and 60s.  
Neville Chamberlain, Pre-war British Prime Minister.  
Neville Longbottom, J.K. Rowling character gifted in herbology.

Hector.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2008, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/274 "2008-04-05T19:10:14Z")

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[QUOTE=5-4-Fighting]  
Neville Shute, po;ular novelist of the 50s and 60s.  
Neville Chamberlain, Pre-war British Prime Minister.  
Neville Longbottom, J.K. Rowling character gifted in herbology.

Hector.  
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Garza (pro wrestler)  
er… of Troy (son of Priam, general, victim of Achilles)  
el Father/Roman (reggaeton artist)

Omar

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**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2008, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/275 "2008-04-05T20:39:49Z")

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[QUOTE=Really Not All That Bright]

Omar  
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Omar Sharif - Actor, poker player  
Omar Al-Kayyam - Medieval Persian \*Rubbayat \* crafter  
Omar Bradley - WW2 general

Sven

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2008, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/276 "2008-04-05T23:07:42Z")

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[QUOTE=Alessan]  
Sven  
[/QUOTE]

Nyquist (sp?) - filmmaker  
Goran-Erikson - football (soccer) manager  
Forkbeard - King of the Danes and England

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2008, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/277 "2008-04-06T04:02:49Z")

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[QUOTE=Really Not All That Bright]  
Nyquist (sp?) - filmmaker  
Goran-Erikson - football (soccer) manager  
Forkbeard - King of the Danes and England  
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Next name…?

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**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2008, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/278 "2008-04-06T04:58:16Z")

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How about … Hunter?

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**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2008, 8:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/279 "2008-04-06T08:49:49Z")

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Thompson, writer  
Tylo, model  
Johansson, fraternal twin of Scarlett

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Marguerite. Spelled the French way.

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**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2008, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/280 "2008-04-06T17:39:34Z")

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[QUOTE=Beware of Doug]  
Marguerite. Spelled the French way.  
[/QUOTE]  
Marguerite Duras, French Writer & Director, Author of _The Lover_.  
Marguerite Yourcenar, Belgian Novelist, Long-Time Lover of Grace Frick (not Slick).  
Marguerite Arotin, Historical Writer, Lover of Lover Fiction (Romance).

Jean (or Sean) Paul.

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