# Give me 3 last names **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [January 3, 2008, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101 "2008-01-03T04:57:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 19
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2008, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/361 "2008-04-12T04:22:09Z")
Allen–filmmaker Harrelson–actor Woodpecker–more popular pecker than Harry Reams Next up: Clayton SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2008, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/362 "2008-04-12T13:39:16Z")
[QUOTE=SSG Schwartz] Allen–filmmaker Harrelson–actor Woodpecker–more popular pecker than Harry Reams Next up: Clayton SSG Schwartz [/QUOTE] Clayton Moore aka The Lone Ranger erm… 😕 and erm… 😕 Next: Buster ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2008, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/363 "2008-04-12T16:36:51Z")
[QUOTE=SSG Schwartz] Next up: Clayton [/QUOTE] Clayton Hughes – feckless character on _Oz_. Clayton Moore – Actor who played the Lone Ranger. Clayton Waagner – Suspect in anthrax hoax miling to abortion clinics. Cyril. ---
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2008, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/364 "2008-04-12T17:42:13Z")
[QUOTE= I] . Cyril. [/QUOTE] Cusack…actor Smith…UK Politician Clough…golfer Next: Brandon ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2008, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/365 "2008-04-12T19:23:52Z")
[QUOTE=chowder] Brandon [/QUOTE] Brandon Walsh, _Beverly Hills 90210_ character Brandon Backe, baseball pitcher [Brandon Rohr,](http://www.nebrwesleyan.edu/athletics/volleyball/coaches.php) student assistant with Nebraska Wesleyan volleyball program (I found him by Googling for his name, which he shares with the _mother_ of one of my college classmates) Joaquin ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2008, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/366 "2008-04-12T21:21:58Z")
[QUOTE=Sternvogel] Brandon Walsh, _Beverly Hills 90210_ character Brandon Backe, baseball pitcher [Brandon Rohr,](http://www.nebrwesleyan.edu/athletics/volleyball/coaches.php) student assistant with Nebraska Wesleyan volleyball program (I found him by Googling for his name, which he shares with the _mother_ of one of my college classmates) Joaquin [/QUOTE] Joaquin Ramon Martinez Sabina, singer, songwriter, poet. Joaquin Benoit, Texas Ranger free agent, 1998. Joaquin Phoenix, Actor and, of course. Sasha (male only). ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2008, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/367 "2008-04-12T21:27:55Z")
Baron Cohen, Borat’s alter ego Gabor, porn star Pavlovic, Cleveland Cavaliers basketball player Lyndon. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2008, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/368 "2008-04-13T03:19:05Z")
Johnson, President Larouche, economist/nutcase Hanson, co-founder of Crocs shoes. Next up, Francine ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2008, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/369 "2008-04-13T04:23:10Z")
Fournier, American wrestler Frensky, chimp in the Marc Brown _Arthur_ books and PBS show Cousteau, oceanographer Jacques’s widow Richard. ---
**Author:** ![Miss\_Purl\_McKnittington](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@Miss\_Purl\_McKnittington](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Purl_McKnittington)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2008, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/370 "2008-04-13T04:32:49Z")
Sharpe, intrepid rifleman Bucket, beleaguered spouse to Hyacinth My grandpa! (OK, he’s not famous.) Bullock, a.k.a. Deadwood Dick Florence ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2008, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/371 "2008-04-13T04:33:39Z")
Petty–NASCAR driver M. Nixon–President Bachman–writer and chicken worshiper (aka Stephen King) Next up: Margot SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2008, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/372 "2008-04-13T06:47:25Z")
[QUOTE=SSG Schwartz] Petty–NASCAR driver M. Nixon–President Bachman–writer and chicken worshiper (aka Stephen King) Next up: Margot SSG Schwartz [/QUOTE] double post ---
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2008, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/373 "2008-04-13T06:48:29Z")
[QUOTE=SSG Schwartz] Petty–NASCAR driver M. Nixon–President Bachman–writer and chicken worshiper (aka Stephen King) Next up: Margot SSG Schwartz [/QUOTE] Kidder…Supermans chick Fontaine..Ballet dancer Walsh…England Ladies footballer Next: Evan ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2008, 8:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/374 "2008-04-13T08:38:31Z")
Evan Dando - Lemonhead Evan “Almighty” Baxter - possible deity Evan Olav Ross - don of Diana How about … Camilla? ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2008, 8:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/375 "2008-04-13T08:59:57Z")
Not specifying spellings I’m gonna throw in Camille as well… Camilla Parker Bowles, Duchess of Cornwall Camille Paglia, postfeminist academic twit Camille Utterback, [video artist](http://www.camilleutterback.com/) Don’tcha just love the name Utterback? Next first name is: Florence, cuz it got skipped ---
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2008, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/376 "2008-04-13T13:04:06Z")
[QUOTE=Beware of Doug] Not specifying spellings I’m gonna throw in Camille as well… Camilla Parker Bowles, Duchess of Cornwall Camille Paglia, postfeminist academic twit Camille Utterback, [video artist](http://www.camilleutterback.com/) Don’tcha just love the name Utterback? Next first name is: Florence, cuz it got skipped [/QUOTE] Nightingale…Nurse, Crimean war Of Arabia…Transvestite Orme…An old g/f of mine…she had ginormous boobies Next: Fritz ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2008, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/377 "2008-04-13T13:49:53Z")
Mondale (birthname Walter), Vice President of the United States, 1977-81 the Cat, cartoon hero Lang, German film director Gerald. ---
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2008, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/378 "2008-04-13T15:06:13Z")
Ford…ex US Prez Wiley…aka Ronnie Barker, UK comic Durell…Zookeeper, I think Next: Wladislaw ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2008, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/379 "2008-04-13T19:19:26Z")
[QUOTE=chowder] Wladislaw [/QUOTE] Wladyslaw Komar, Polish shot putter Władysław Kozakiewicz, Pole pole vaulter Wladyslaw Reymont, won Nobel Prize for Literature after writing _The Peasants_, a four-volume novel of rural life in his homeland Wilson ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2008, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/380 "2008-04-13T19:35:59Z")
[QUOTE=Sternvogel] Wladyslaw Komar, Polish shot putter Władysław Kozakiewicz, Pole pole vaulter Wladyslaw Reymont, won Nobel Prize for Literature after writing _The Peasants_, a four-volume novel of rural life in his homeland Wilson [/QUOTE] Wilson Cruz, Actor, formerly of _My So-Called Life_. Wilson Pickett, American Rock & Roll and Soul Singer. Wilson Rawls, Author, _Where the Red Fern Grow_. Dinah. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101.md?page=18) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101.md?page=20)