# Give me 3 last names **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [January 3, 2008, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101 "2008-01-03T04:57:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 23
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2008, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/441 "2008-04-20T06:26:20Z")
[QUOTE=Rubystreak] Marshall Mathers, aka Eminem Marshall McLuhan, “The Medium is the Message” Marshall Allman from Prison Break Clint [/QUOTE] Eastwood…actor Walker…actor Black…musician Paul ---
**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2008, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/442 "2008-04-20T06:32:40Z")
[QUOTE=chowder] Eastwood…actor Walker…actor Black…musician Paul [/QUOTE] Newman Revere McCartney Next: Mavis ---
**Author:** ![Rubystreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Rubystreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rubystreak)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2008, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/443 "2008-04-20T06:45:53Z")
[QUOTE=NDP] Next: Mavis [/QUOTE] Mavis Beacon (Teaches Typing) Mavis Staples, soul singer Mavis Gallant, author Penelope ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2008, 10:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/444 "2008-04-20T10:34:10Z")
Penelope Pitstop - femme fatale Penelope Keith - Good actor Penelope Cruz - poor actor Jethro ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2008, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/445 "2008-04-20T13:13:40Z")
[QUOTE=Tapioca Dextrin] Jethro [/QUOTE] [Jethro K. Lieberman,](http://www.amazon.com/How-Government-Breaks-Jethro-Lieberman/dp/B000RVWAKA/ref=sr_1_6?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1208696792&sr=1-6) author of a book I remember because it was on the shelf of a student lounge at the college I attended [Jethro Jones,](http://www.geocities.com/iamajethro/standarde.htm) musician hoping to be discovered [Jethro Tull,](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jethro_Tull_(agriculturist)) inventor of the seed drill Jed ---
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2008, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/446 "2008-04-20T14:35:31Z")
Baker…Psychologist Clampett…Oil prospector Dawson… UK footballer Ellie ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2008, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/447 "2008-04-20T17:21:17Z")
[QUOTE=chowder] Ellie [/QUOTE] Ellie Caulkins, namesake of intimate Denver opera venue. Ellie Krieger, Nutritionist and entrepreneur. Ellie Crisell, Talk show host. Sonny (or Sunny). ---
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2008, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/448 "2008-04-20T18:54:48Z")
Bono Corleone Winstanley…UK boxer of yore (bare knuckle fighter) Aloysius ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2008, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/449 "2008-04-21T03:01:13Z")
Aloysius Snuffleupagus - muppet Aloysius Pendergast - fictional FBI agent Aloysius Parker - Lady Penelope’s butler Hoartio (no sailors, please) ---
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2008, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/450 "2008-04-21T06:51:05Z")
[QUOTE=Tapioca Dextrin] Aloysius Snuffleupagus - muppet Aloysius Pendergast - fictional FBI agent Aloysius Parker - Lady Penelope’s butler Hoartio (no sailors, please) [/QUOTE] If you mean “Horatio” we already had that So: Brendan ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2008, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/451 "2008-04-21T13:52:20Z")
Brendan… of Clonfert, Irish monastic saint and explorer Fraser, _The Mummy_ actor Shanahan, hockey star Edward. ---
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2008, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/452 "2008-04-21T16:52:36Z")
Woodward … aka The Wickerman Scissorhands…aka Johnny Depp Kings of England Nos 1-6 Zachary ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2008, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/453 "2008-04-21T17:00:35Z")
[QUOTE=chowder] Zachary [/QUOTE] Zachary Ty Bryan, Co-Star of _Home Improvement_. Zachary Taylor, 12th U.S. President. Zachary Quinto, Actor, Star Trek. Zachary [MyName], Would-be name of my daughter, in honor of my grandfather, had I had one (a daughter not a grandfather). Coco (or KoKo). ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2008, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/454 "2008-04-21T17:10:32Z")
Coco Chanel, fashion designer Coco Crisp, baseball player Coco Rocha, young fashion model Jane. ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2008, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/455 "2008-04-21T17:29:07Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] Jane. [/QUOTE] Jane’s been done several times. Might I suggest: Beyonce; no, seriously. Deirdre. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2008, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/456 "2008-04-21T20:14:25Z")
Murray, cellist Pewty, _Monty Python_ sexpot Johnson, Hollywood scribe Mary. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2008, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/457 "2008-04-21T21:06:30Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] Mary. [/QUOTE] Mary Cassatt, artist Mary Wilson, member of the Supremes Mary Wollstonecraft, British feminist and mother of the author of _Frankenstein_ Leah ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2008, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/458 "2008-04-21T21:50:43Z")
[QUOTE=Sternvogel] Mary Cassatt, artist Mary Wilson, member of the Supremes Mary Wollstonecraft, British feminist and mother of the author of _Frankenstein_ Leah [/QUOTE] Leah Remini, Actress. Leah Thompson, Actress. Leah Bracknell, Actress. Niall. **Elendil’s Heir** , I hope I didn’t step on your toes by making a different suggestion. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2008, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/459 "2008-04-21T23:47:20Z")
[QUOTE=5-4-Fighting] …Niall. **Elendil’s Heir** , I hope I didn’t step on your toes by making a different suggestion. [/QUOTE] Not at all. Don’t worry about it. Niall of the Nine Hostages, legendary Irish high king Niall Quinn, Irish footballer Niall Ferguson, Scottish historian Elizabeth. ---
**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2008, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/460 "2008-04-22T05:53:12Z")
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