# Give me 3 last names **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [January 3, 2008, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101 "2008-01-03T04:57:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2008, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/121 "2008-01-05T03:35:43Z")
Throw in Alfonso Soriano, and we’re golden! ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2008, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/122 "2008-01-05T03:40:38Z")
- \*No, that is not cheating. I’m the decider. ---
**Author:** ![Ruby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2008, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/123 "2008-01-05T04:34:24Z")
Well, little miss Decider…what’s the next name? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Ruby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2008, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/124 "2008-01-05T04:37:21Z")
[QUOTE=SSG Schwartz] \ I offer Dick SSG Schwartz [/QUOTE] Do you do this often or is this just for our benefit? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2008, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/125 "2008-01-05T04:39:23Z")
[QUOTE=Ruby] Well, little miss\* Decider…what’s the next name? 🙂 [/QUOTE] Jeez, I thought someone would just seize the moment and jump in. Okay, fine: George… \*that’s **MR.** decider to you! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2008, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/126 "2008-01-05T04:45:35Z")
Yes, **George** , again! ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2008, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/127 "2008-01-05T04:49:52Z")
George? Gerswhin, Jetson, Wilson Terry ---
**Author:** ![fachverwirrt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/94ad74/32.png) [@fachverwirrt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fachverwirrt)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2008, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/128 "2008-01-05T04:56:09Z")
[QUOTE=Freudian Slit] Terry [/QUOTE] Some spelling variation, but… Polo (Teri) Garr (Teri) Pratchett Vladamir ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2008, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/129 "2008-01-05T05:06:16Z")
Can I cheat and spell it Vladimir? Putin Lenin Nabocov And that Impaler dude… Sasha ---
**Author:** ![Nawth\_Chucka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c57346/32.png) [@Nawth\_Chucka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nawth_Chucka)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2008, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/130 "2008-01-05T15:25:17Z")
[QUOTE=Darth Nader] Sasha [/QUOTE] Sasha Baron Cohen Sasha Cohen (skater) Sasha Mitchell Try Jean! (Franco or Anglo) ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2008, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/131 "2008-01-05T16:26:23Z")
[QUOTE=Nawth Chucka] Try Jean! (Franco or Anglo) [/QUOTE] Seberg, Renoir, Harlow. Marilyn ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2008, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/132 "2008-01-05T16:43:34Z")
_Manson vos Savant McCoo_ Eddie ---
**Author:** ![ErinPuff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dbc845/32.png) [@ErinPuff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ErinPuff)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2008, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/133 "2008-01-05T17:05:42Z")
[QUOTE=blondebear] Eddie [/QUOTE] Izzard, Murphy, Vedder. Julian ---
**Author:** ![Nawth\_Chucka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c57346/32.png) [@Nawth\_Chucka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nawth_Chucka)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2008, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/134 "2008-01-05T17:12:23Z")
[QUOTE=ErinPuff] Izzard, Murphy, Vedder. Julian [/QUOTE] Lennon, Sands, Bond Carl, anyone? ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2008, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/135 "2008-01-05T17:18:30Z")
[QUOTE=ErinPuff] Julian [/QUOTE] Barnes, Lennon, Calendar. What? Juliet ETA: Oops! Sandburg, Bernstein, Wilson. Juliet ---
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2008, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/136 "2008-01-05T18:18:22Z")
[QUOTE=twickster] Juliet [/QUOTE] Capulet, Darling, Lewis Fred ---
**Author:** ![fachverwirrt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/94ad74/32.png) [@fachverwirrt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fachverwirrt)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2008, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/137 "2008-01-05T18:45:25Z")
[QUOTE=jsgoddess] Capulet, Darling, Lewis Fred [/QUOTE] Rogers, Astaire, Flintstone Isabelle. ---
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2008, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/138 "2008-01-05T19:05:37Z")
[QUOTE=fachverwirrt] Isabelle. [/QUOTE] Isabel Allende, Isabella Rossellini, Isabel Sanford Jimmy ---
**Author:** ![eenerms](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/cdc98d/32.png) [@eenerms](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eenerms)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2008, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/139 "2008-01-05T19:56:44Z")
[QUOTE=jsgoddess] Isabel Allende, Isabella Rossellini, Isabel Sanford Jimmy [/QUOTE] Choo Olsen Buffett Renee ---
**Author:** ![Nawth\_Chucka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c57346/32.png) [@Nawth\_Chucka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nawth_Chucka)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2008, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101/140 "2008-01-05T20:15:54Z")
[QUOTE=eenerms] Choo Olsen Buffett Renee [/QUOTE] Russo, Zellweger, Montagne Clyde [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-3-last-names/432101.md?page=8)