# Give me a good reason why I shouldn't eradicate the human race! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 29, 2001, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-a-good-reason-why-i-shouldnt-eradicate-the-human-race/66899 "2001-05-29T15:23:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2001, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-a-good-reason-why-i-shouldnt-eradicate-the-human-race/66899/61 "2001-05-31T03:13:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tripler \* > \*\* (blah, blah, blah)…because I can sorta avoid the flesh-eating virus if I’m wearing my MOPP gear, which I would have to put on in 80 degree heat, which I retrieved from the trunk of my car, … (blah, blah, blah) > Tripler > Defender of the free world. \*\* **Tripler** , my man, while I DO respect you for defending the free world and all that, where in the HELL are you gonna find 80 degree weather? My I remind you that you are in NORTH-F\*CKIN-DAKOTA??? But I repeat what was posted above. Breasts. Both of 'em. **UncleMOPP4InFreakin105DegreeHeatBill** ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2001, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-a-good-reason-why-i-shouldnt-eradicate-the-human-race/66899/62 "2001-05-31T03:24:25Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by UncleBill \* > **Tripler** , my man, while I DO respect you for defending the free world and all that, where in the HELL are you gonna find 80 degree weather? My I remind you that you are in NORTH-F_CKIN-DAKOTA??? > > Breasts. Both of 'em. > > **UncleMOPP4InFreakin105DegreeHeatBill** Touche’ . . . **ÐnßæŠÅgrba** ,\* don’t read this . . .\* We **do** have a sauna on base, here. And as a former Marine recruit myself (long story), I do sometimes feel the need to extend myself well above and beyond the normal limits of comfort. So, if I say I will wear it in 80 degree heat, then by God I will _find_ 80 degree heat. Help me out here, pal! Sheesh! **ÐnßæŠÅgrba** \*,\* go ahead and read this part. . .\* You don’t scare me. Bring it on, Nancy-boy! Tripler North F\*ckin’ Dakota reached 68 degrees today. Not too shabby! ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2001, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-a-good-reason-why-i-shouldnt-eradicate-the-human-race/66899/63 "2001-05-31T03:32:46Z")
Dude, I know the long story (at least the good parts), and while I may question SOME things, yer heart’s in the right place. That’s why I give you props. Yer freakin BODY is in the wrong place, though. When that freak **ÐnßæŠÅgrba** tries to make a move, it is you and me, back to back. We’ll fillet his alien ass! Where’s my KaBar? ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2001, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-a-good-reason-why-i-shouldnt-eradicate-the-human-race/66899/64 "2001-05-31T03:58:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by UncleBill \* > \*\*Dude, I know the long story (at least the good parts), and while I may question SOME things, yer heart’s in the right place. That’s why I give you props. Yer freakin BODY is in the wrong place, though. > > When that freak **ÐnßæŠÅgrba** tries to make a move, it is you and me, back to back. We’ll fillet his alien ass! Where’s my KaBar? > > \*\* Much obliged, Sir (and yes, you _do_ outrank me and always will). . . If that knucklehead **ÐnßæŠÅgrba** tries to pull anything funny, here’s what [I get to bring](http://www.oswald.minot.com/Oswald.jpg) to the party. . . Tripler I got your back. AFSC 32E1E = MOS 1301 ---
**Author:** ![Feynn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecb155/32.png) [@Feynn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feynn)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2001, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-a-good-reason-why-i-shouldnt-eradicate-the-human-race/66899/65 "2001-05-31T04:15:48Z")
ÐnßæŠÅgrba - Let’s try this one more time and I dare you to resist. [The Ultimate Weapon](http://members.tripod.com/~Feynn/rrblank1.html) ---
**Author:** ![saepiroth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5ac83/32.png) [@saepiroth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saepiroth)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2001, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-a-good-reason-why-i-shouldnt-eradicate-the-human-race/66899/66 "2001-05-31T04:57:36Z")
you don’t have to worry about that laser any more! i already stole it and hid it in the closet! besides, it never worked anyway- the batteries were dead. all you really have to worry about is the Horrific-Flesh-Melting-Viral-Infection-of-Evilsup[/sup] disintigrating you and leaving your bones in an expanding pool of pinkish goo that smells like a fire in a porta-potty! ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2001, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-a-good-reason-why-i-shouldnt-eradicate-the-human-race/66899/67 "2001-05-31T06:19:17Z")
The simple answer: 1 4|/| m0rE L3Et +|-|@N J00 @N|) 1 WilL H4\>\ **Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2001, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-a-good-reason-why-i-shouldnt-eradicate-the-human-race/66899/68 "2001-05-31T06:33:02Z") Because we wuv you to pieces! ---
**Author:** ![Mac\_Guffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2bfe46/32.png) [@Mac\_Guffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mac_Guffin)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2001, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-a-good-reason-why-i-shouldnt-eradicate-the-human-race/66899/69 "2001-05-31T15:04:41Z")
Drat! Johnathan Chance got it on the very next post. Well Poop. Here’s yer 1000 particlepoints, good wherever particlemerchandise is sold. _Sulks off_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-a-good-reason-why-i-shouldnt-eradicate-the-human-race/66899.md?page=3)