# Give me a nasty question... please **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 20, 2000, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-a-nasty-question-please/33880 "2000-09-20T16:27:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Kiki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dc4da7/32.png) [@Kiki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiki)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2000, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-a-nasty-question-please/33880/1 "2000-09-20T16:27:01Z")
A friend of mine is entering a calendar girl contest and the first night of competition is tomorrow. The sponsers are going to ask her 2 questions. She gets to come up with the questions she’s going to be asked and needs some ideas. The questions can be anything. She can have them ask her nasty/dirty questions too, which is probably the kind of questions she’s looking for. So give me a dirty question and we’ll see if she uses it. ---
**Author:** ![Atrael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Atrael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atrael)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2000, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-a-nasty-question-please/33880/2 "2000-09-20T16:38:12Z")
Spit or Swallow? Do you Shave? Strangest place you’ve ever had sex? Favorite Position? Ever had more than one partner at the same time? (i.e. Gangbang or Orgy) Ever been with a partner of the same sex? Do you own/commonly use any sex toys? Ever flashed in public? Ever had sex in a public place? That’s what I can think of off the top of my head. I’m sure more will be comming from other Dopers. Good luck to your friend. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2000, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-a-nasty-question-please/33880/3 "2000-09-20T16:39:58Z")
“If you had a choice of having sex with either Ernest Borgnine or Don Knotts, would you shoot yourself in the head or drink a bottle of Drain-O?” ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2000, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-a-nasty-question-please/33880/4 "2000-09-20T16:40:45Z")
How big is your “little man in the boat?” Have you ever shaved a design? (follow-up with: What was it? or What about right now?) How many “toys” do you have? Have you ever kissed a girl (follow-up with: Where did you kiss her?) What do you think of sexon the first date, or one-night stands, for that matter? Let me know if you need more, I’m bored and the day grinds on. ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2000, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-a-nasty-question-please/33880/5 "2000-09-20T16:43:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jack Batty \* > \*\*“If you had a choice of having sex with either Ernest Borgnine or Don Knotts, would you shoot yourself in the head or drink a bottle of Drain-O?” \*\* Jack, you just made my day. That was hilarious. 😃 Oh, I almost forgot. Let’s see… What is the most sensual part of the human anatomy and why? ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2000, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-a-nasty-question-please/33880/6 "2000-09-20T16:54:47Z")
Damn, I’m a freakin’ roll today! Struuter, you’re the second person who has paid me such an awsome compliment today. I think I’m going to start a cult. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2000, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-a-nasty-question-please/33880/7 "2000-09-20T16:55:14Z")
**Rachelle & struuter** , you should feel free to answer any or all of the above posted questions…in the interest of getting a baseline, you see. Yes, for scientific reasons. ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2000, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-a-nasty-question-please/33880/8 "2000-09-20T17:01:50Z")
Are you a three input woman? Ever had sex with a farm animal? Can you put your legs behind your head? Do you queef? If so, can you blow out a candle? Can you suck a golfball through a garden hose? Would you pose for Hustler? Does your dildo use “C” batteries or “D”? ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2000, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-a-nasty-question-please/33880/9 "2000-09-20T17:07:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by thinksnow \* > \*\ ***Rachelle & struuter** , you should feel free to answer any or all of the above posted questions…in the interest of getting a baseline, you see. Yes, for scientific reasons. \*\* Mmmmmmm. I think not. I’ve always believed that a certain modicum of mystique can be as enticing as you can get. But I’ll answer Jack’s. Drain-O. How’re those boxers anyway? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![vandal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/858c86/32.png) [@vandal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vandal)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2000, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-a-nasty-question-please/33880/10 "2000-09-20T17:19:31Z")
Do you wear underwear? How often do you masturbate? Ever do anal? Are you a screamer? Ever been video taped while doing the deed? What’s the most times you’ve done it in a day? ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2000, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-a-nasty-question-please/33880/11 "2000-09-20T17:28:28Z")
“Would you be willing to have sex with a contest judge if it would help you win a calendar girl competition?” I guarantee you they’ll be paying attention to her answer on that one. ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2000, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-a-nasty-question-please/33880/12 "2000-09-20T18:01:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*struuter \* > \*\*How’re those boxers anyway? 😃 \*\* Since you asked…binding up someting fierce. I think I might have to make a trip to the bathroom and go commando for the rest of the day 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bottle_of_Smoke)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2000, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-a-nasty-question-please/33880/13 "2000-09-20T18:01:46Z")
Damn. Nemo beat me to it. ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2000, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-a-nasty-question-please/33880/14 "2000-09-20T18:03:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by thinksnow \* > \*\* > Since you asked…binding up someting fierce. I think I might have to make a trip to the bathroom and go commando for the rest of the day 😛 > > \*\* Damn! Hey, there’s a question for you. Are you wearing underwear? ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2000, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-a-nasty-question-please/33880/15 "2000-09-20T18:16:02Z")
1. Can you deep throat? 2. Care to prove it? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Bubble\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c0e974/32.png) [@Bubble\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bubble_Girl)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2000, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-a-nasty-question-please/33880/16 "2000-09-20T18:18:08Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Dire Wolf_ > Does your dildo use “C” batteries or “D”? Just for the record Dire Wolf a _dildo_ is an often flexibe object serving as a penis substitute for vaginal insertion that does not require batteries while the item you are describing is a _vibrator_ which does requires batteries and is described as a vibrating electrical apparatus used in massage or for sexual stimulation. Just wanted to clear that up so that no one was confused since we are here to fight ignorance. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Heath\_Doolin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Heath\_Doolin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heath_Doolin)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2000, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-a-nasty-question-please/33880/17 "2000-09-20T18:27:27Z")
And here I thought “Dildo” was the 5th Beatle. You learn something new everyday. So in your definition of a vibrator, this could in fact be classified as anything that causes sexual stimulation. Maytags New Vibrator 2000 washing machine…with multi headed agitator. Perfect for the lonely single girl. Hey, I am on to something here ---
**Author:** ![Kiki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dc4da7/32.png) [@Kiki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiki)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2000, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-a-nasty-question-please/33880/18 "2000-09-20T20:47:18Z")
Thanks for the suggestions everyone. I’ve forwarded them on to her and we’ll have to wait until tomorrow night to find out which she uses. I’m gonna keep sending them to her throughout the evening so keep 'em coming. ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2000, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-a-nasty-question-please/33880/19 "2000-09-20T21:11:38Z")
FWIW, I think this one’s pretty creative, and funny. > [@](#): > > Does your _vibrator_ use “C” batteries or “D”? My correction. My question is where’s the competition, and can I come? If not will you be distributing pictures of the event? ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2000, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-a-nasty-question-please/33880/20 "2000-09-20T23:36:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Shanin \* > > > [@](#): > > > > _Originally posted by Dire Wolf_ > > Does your dildo use “C” batteries or “D”? > > Just for the record Dire Wolf a _dildo_ is an often flexibe object serving as a penis substitute for vaginal insertion Sigh. Semantics. You go tell this to the people who run the Pink Pussycat! Dildo Schmildo. OK, vibrator. But I have seen _flexible_ vibrators, complete with a little ass stimulator. So, it’s flexible, but it’s got batteries. Hmmm. A Dildobrator? A Vibro? From the looks of that thing, I’d call it a jack hammer, complete with “D” batteries. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-a-nasty-question-please/33880.md?page=2)